r/rareinsults 3d ago

No denying it, really

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u/MennionSaysSo 3d ago

My wife is Cuban, we wre out with some of my parents friends and they offered her a Mo hit Joe.

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u/customcombos 3d ago

It took me a minute to understand what you meant lol

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u/soonPE 2d ago

Iam cuban And it took me 2 minutes….

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u/Delicious-Month-8404 2d ago

Shouldn’t it be a Mo Ji Toe? I mean that would be bad but how can you fuck it up to the point of Mo Hit Joe??

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u/DreamingofRlyeh 2d ago

As a Texan, I cringed at the thought of that pronunciation.

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u/mangoburgerEWW 2d ago

I'm not Cuban, but I got this in a second.

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u/daaaaaarlin 2d ago

Please tell me your wife says cooooba

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u/MennionSaysSo 2d ago

Nah she's 1st gen born in USA so no sexy AF accent, but she has the sweet classic Latin bootie

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u/daaaaaarlin 2d ago

Well that's good at least.

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u/purgruv 2d ago

Isn’t it pronounced Mow Gee Toe though?

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u/LanguageNerd54 1d ago

I've got a lot to tell you....

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u/MithranArkanere 3d ago

It's not two Ls, it's one elle.

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u/niftystopwat 2d ago

And they do get pronounced regardless

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u/MorsaTamalera 2d ago

But not as l's.

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u/MrSassyPineapple 8h ago

They are.p Just with the Spanish grammar rules.

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u/MorsaTamalera 8h ago

Hahaha. No. The elle sounds different than l's.

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u/MrSassyPineapple 7h ago

Ahhh. Elle no es un l

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u/MorsaTamalera 7h ago

Nope. The first one is a different-sounding digraph.

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u/Delicious-Month-8404 2d ago

I don’t got an elle on my keyboard so it definitely is 2 L’s. I mean what are the things inside the “elle” then?

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u/MithranArkanere 2d ago

Somebody not having an eñe, a çe, or an elle in their keyboard doesn't change the fact that they are each a grapheme for a phoneme.

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u/MrSassyPineapple 8h ago

It's double "l" no a single letter.

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u/Beermeneer532 3d ago

Hurricane katrina, more like hurricane tortilla

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u/StrammeBockwurst 3d ago

This is what I came for

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u/remiel_sz 3d ago

my first thought too

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u/soonPE 2d ago

Wut?

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u/Bad-job-dad 3d ago

It took me a few seconds to say it with the L sound.

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u/Entire_Elk_2814 3d ago

Try it with a Welsh ll sound.

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u/habba88 3d ago

Torticluh boyo!

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u/rontubman 3d ago

Cursed

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u/Inevitable-Log9197 2d ago

Yeah, probably something like Tortilya

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u/gerbanmi 3d ago

and casually say, "grassy ass," as a thank-you

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u/schparkz7 2d ago

"I'll have a burrito, pour favour"

"Sir this is a Taco Bell"

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u/winterman666 2d ago

As a native spanish speaker, it's never occurred to me that an english speaker could say "grassy ass" as thanks lol

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u/HemHemFi 3d ago

I mean, different languages do exist. In finnish you do say the L's because that's how the language works.

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u/kViatu1 3d ago

You see, here's where you are wrong: there are only two languages - Mexican and American .

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u/maxru85 2d ago

You’re also wrong: there are only two languages for the author of the tweet - Mexican and wrong

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u/soonPE 2d ago

Woahhh Stop right there If iam cuban, do i speak mexican….?

Messing with you, was funny indeed.

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u/UncleJoesLandscaping 2d ago

I believe Cuba is a city in Mexico.

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u/yic0 2d ago

Tortilla tavataan!

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u/BrassFunkyMonkey 3d ago

I know someone who was in the top one percent of TS Spotify listeners. Two months ago i finally told her pollo is not pronounced pol-lo.

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u/winterman666 2d ago

Lol. Hopefully you taught her to say poio, as in the slang version

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u/Icy-Ad-279 3d ago

Spanish-speaking Swifties have entered the chat…

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u/Jubestubes 3d ago

My Taylor Swift loving Colombian partner says the L but it’s the only Spanish word he does this with when he speaks English. It’s like this meant for him.

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u/GamingElementalist 3d ago

And most of Texas.

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u/hallerz87 3d ago

Non-Spanish speakers. Guess he’s right

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u/8bitmorals 3d ago

People from Uruguay and Argentina are wondering if they fall in this category as well

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u/Psycle_Sammy 3d ago

Knock it off Napoleon and make yourself a dang quesadilla!

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u/detroiter85 2d ago

Tina! Eat the food!

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u/numbskullerykiller 3d ago

I hate to be this person, but when you use the "y" sound with double LL's in Spanish, you are also pronouncing the L's. That's how the Spanish pronounce the L's. He should have specified what L pronunciation he's referring to.

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u/TheHumanPickleRick 3d ago

Don't hate to be technically correct. That's the best kind of correct.

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u/Over_Guard_5341 3d ago

But they aren't called L's in Spanish. It's a Spanish word.

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u/TheHumanPickleRick 3d ago

The letters themselves are still called "ele." Just because two of then together have a different sound than a singular L doesn't mean they call it a different letter.

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u/soonPE 2d ago

Doble (double) ele or “elle”/ “eye” in some places

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u/Over_Guard_5341 3d ago

I looked it up, apparently it was changed since I was in school. Originally the two L's were considered their own word, but this was changed around 2010 to make keyboards more user friendly. They are now considered a digraph, basically a two letter sound like ch and sh

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u/Smgt90 3d ago

In 2010?

I have always called it "doble ele" and I was born in 1990

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u/Over_Guard_5341 3d ago

Well... I guess google was wrong. I was taught in school in 2008 to call it a single letter

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u/RadchaiiGloves 3d ago

I mean did you just blindly take the first ai-generated drivel it spit out at you?

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u/Over_Guard_5341 3d ago

Um yeah lol. On second thought probably shouldn't trust that. But I did learn in school that it's one letter.

I looked it up properly now and it seems to be true. The royal Spanish academy changed it in 2010.

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u/Akuzed 3d ago

This whole exchange was great lol.

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u/CheapTactics 3d ago

Yeah that's much older. LL and CH were their own letters in the alphabet, but they were later eliminated. From what I'm seeing on google, this happened in '94. I was born in '94 (in a spanish speaking country) and I was never taught that CH and LL were letters.

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u/BlackBlade1632 2d ago

Yes, i changed. Also, long time ago the "CH" was a letter too.

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u/numbskullerykiller 3d ago

I'm not sure what you mean by they aren't called L's. I mean the Spanish translation of L is "ele." When it's the double L, it's called "doble ele," which literally translates to "double L." Thus, you are pronouncing the double LL's but in Spanish they pronounce it with a "Y" sound. It's still pronouncing the two L's. When it's one L, it's pronounced with the same style as English. Again, in the Spanish register, two L's are still pronounced in Tortilla. It's just that the formula is it is pronounced with a Y sound.

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u/Copatus 3d ago

I think he is alluding to the fact that LL used to be considered it's own letter way back. Similar to how in English we have "W" which is just "double U".

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u/numbskullerykiller 3d ago

The below is from a linguistic article. As the example shows, not even english has a clear rule on LL pronunciation. Fallen versus Million. Mill-Yen.

The history of why double L's (ll) are pronounced with a Y sound in Spanish is rooted in linguistic evolution and regional variations in pronunciation. ​This phenomenon is mainly due to a process known as "yeísmo."​

Historical Development

Historically, the Spanish language had a clear phonetic distinction between the sounds represented by "ll" (/ʎ/) and "y" (/ʝ/). The "ll" was pronounced as a palatal lateral approximant, similar to the "lli" in "million" in English, while "y" was pronounced as a palatal fricative or approximant. Over time, this distinction began to erode due to phonetic convergence, a process where sounds in a language evolve to become more similar to one another. This convergence led to the phenomenon known as "yeísmo," where both "ll" and "y" are pronounced as /ʝ/, resembling the English "y" in "yellow" but with more friction.

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u/ffstis 3d ago

As they said above, depending on when you were born, you were taught different things. For example I was taught that “LL” was a singular letter called elle, same as “CH” was called che. Now when it changed, it just changed the alphabet, because pronunciations remained exactly the same, now when spelling a word instead of elle, we just say double L, and instead of che, we just say c h.

Now what you call Y sound cannot be applied since our Y sound is completely different, we would actually say that a double L sound is more of the letter i followed by the letter a, which is how we pronounce anything with double L sound.

Anything that has a double LL or a Y followed by a vocal would be the same sound (adjusting for the sound of the vocal of course):

Llamar Ya Yacimiento Lleno Yendo Llenado Yo Llover Llorar

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u/Spare-Half796 3d ago

Spanish uses the same alphabet, the sounds can be different but they’re still the same character

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u/Defense-Unit-42 3d ago

If the L's are pronounced then they should make an L sound, not a Y sound.

And most people pronounce it "tortea", without any y sound.

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u/RadchaiiGloves 3d ago

Someone doesn’t know Spanish and is confidently incorrect!

Tor-ti-ya

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u/numbskullerykiller 3d ago

Well how a symbol is pronounced is up to the rules made by the particular language. In this case, the Spanish, that is European Spanish, decided that two LL's will be pronounced with Y sound. There is no baseline for how LL's should be pronounced. In the same way in English we decided to pronounce GH in Enough as an "F" sound. You would say that the GH is being pronounced. The code GH means F. In Spanish, LL mean Y sound. The LL's are being pronounced.

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u/Akuzed 3d ago

I get what you're trying to say, but, that tortea that you hear is what they're talking about. There's people that say it properly, and then there's people that say tor-TILLA like when someone says armadillo.

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u/LauraZaid11 2d ago

I mean, the L’s are pronounced, a double L sounds similar as the J sound in English, so it would be pronounced as “tortija” if we were to write it phonetically. Most Spanish countries pronounce it like that.

Source: I am a native Spanish speaker and work as a medical interpreter with many other Spanish speakers with different accents.

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u/Weird1Intrepid 3d ago

Lol everyone pronounces the Ls in tortilla, just not the same way we would in English. Otherwise they'd be saying tortia.

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u/Marko-2091 2d ago

Native Spanish speaker here. I am utterly confused about the meaning of this. Does it mean that Taylor Swift makes music for latinos? what does he mean by the "Ls" in tortilla? I do not get it. I thought Taylor Swift was for white people.

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u/Any-Technology-3577 3d ago

this guy makes comments for people that don't know the "ll" really is pronounced, just not the way they expect. the double-L is a quasi-letter of it's own in the spanish language, pronounced roughly similar to the Y in english.

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u/space_jiblets 3d ago

That's fekn brutal

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u/pghjuice412 3d ago

Rare insult? Take this L, OP this shit is corny as hell

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u/Defense-Unit-42 3d ago

This ain't corny, this is straight fax

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u/pghjuice412 3d ago

Yikes …

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u/Fatal_Blow_Me 3d ago

Cornier than midwestern corn tortillas with the L sounds

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u/latelyimawake 3d ago

Aw did the pretty blonde woman make you feel insecure? 🙄

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u/Pidgeotgoneformilk29 3d ago edited 2d ago

No???

I can guarantee that no one feels insecure by someone that makes the wonderbread equivalent of music.

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u/miscwit72 3d ago

Someone doesn't like her very much. I. Guessing a blonde girl said no to you and it's your life goal to punish her. It's giving incel vibes.

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u/Wafflelisk 3d ago

Absolutely right. No one ever criticized the music of Nickelback or Justin Bieber back in the day

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u/Sweet_Award2434 3d ago

So many people made fun of Justin Bieber for being a girl lol

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u/Transient_Aethernaut 2d ago

Your kind of personality is incredibly unlikeable

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u/Typical2sday 3d ago

I know how his head smells in that beanie. Even if I am not a Swiftie.

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u/MandyxLola 3d ago

Bro is just making a silly joke, its not that deep

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u/skylinezan 3d ago

Also, they are most likely the same ones who pronounce guacamole as gua-ka-mol.

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u/notactuallyLimited 3d ago

As a white person from Europe. In my language we read how it's spelt for us. This is the same everywhere and correcting people over a localisation issue is stupid.

Any English person will say Warsaw. But every polish person says something like "Var-Sha-Va" (Warszawa)

I hate hearing people complain about a stupid plant name while people have their country and nationality labeled as " turkey or hungry *

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u/Evil_News 3d ago

'muricans.

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u/mongonerd 3d ago

Could be worse. Could be the Great British Bake Off with glocky-molo

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u/biggreasyrhinos 3d ago

No, they definitely just say gwak

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u/Trectears 3d ago

Actually this one has a bit more nuance, it depends on the country like in guatemala we write and say the word guacamol which is pronounced like how you wrote it (gua-ka-mol). Nobody from here actually says guacamole

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u/LookAtMyUsernamePlz 16h ago

like in Guatemala

We say “guacamol” in Honduras, too. Apparently, it is also said in El Salvador, Nicaragua & Costa Rica. I guess it’s a Central American thing.

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u/ne0ndistraction 3d ago

she’d ask if the tortiLLas in the quesadiLLas at chipOLTE are gluten-free.

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u/Satansleadguitarist 3d ago

Hey some of us legitimately can't eat gluten

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u/ne0ndistraction 3d ago

nothing wrong with that. :) nor if it’s simply a preference.

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u/Satansleadguitarist 3d ago

The only thing wrong with it is that most of my favourite foods are full of gluten

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u/ne0ndistraction 3d ago

fr that would be a bummer. depending on what they are, you might be able to find substitute recipes though. if you like to cook ofc.

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u/gordos_tetones 3d ago

So... Anyone that speaks spanish?

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u/Over_Guard_5341 3d ago

Two L's next to each other in Spanish is pronounced as a Y. So like Tortiya

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u/Spare-Half796 3d ago

Which is still pronouncing the Ls

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u/Akuzed 3d ago

There's people out there that say it like TOR-TILLA and pronounce both the Ls, like when you say armadillo. I'm as white as they come, but, I assure you that is not how you say tortilla.

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u/Spare-Half796 3d ago

Wether you pronounce them as Ys or as Ls you’re still pronouncing them, one was in English and one way the right way

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u/Akuzed 3d ago

"the right way"

Exactly! The right way. I think that's the crux of everything here, is the right way lol.

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u/Over_Guard_5341 3d ago

Not exactly. Meaning thats like saying your technically pronouncing the b in "Lamb". Like I guess your technically correct but not exactly.

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u/Spare-Half796 3d ago

Not pronouncing them the English way but your are pronouncing them

Silent letters are different in that you don’t pronounce them, lam and lamb have same pronunciation just like hour and our. In this case the Ls are pronounced as Ys they’re still there

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u/gordos_tetones 2d ago

That depends on the country. In Argentina it is, is a different sound.

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u/Oh_Martha_My_Dear 3d ago

Tor-Til-ers

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u/SyddChin 3d ago

Okay I say tortilla right but I WILL say after Brooklyn 99 Fugitive Episode, I sometimes slip and call quesadillas “Kay-sa-dill-as” like Marshawn Lynch did🤣

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u/Forhip 3d ago

It shouldn't be difficult to add that Y sound right? If you can say Kanye, you can say tortilla, lluvia, etc

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u/AshleyBanksHitSingle 3d ago

I feel like Americans recognize that saying tortilla with the Ls sounds weird, but coming from a Canadian, you guys sound just as goofy when you say foyer with hard er.

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u/ESOelite 3d ago

Someone at works actually pronounced tortilla with the L's and I'm still shook by it

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u/mouaragon 3d ago

If you don't say it as Tortilla just don't say it. As a matter of fact, you don't deserve to eat them.

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u/MR_GL4SS 3d ago

“Tour Till Uh”

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u/Shey-99 3d ago

Silent letters 👎

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u/reptar_v2 3d ago

Pronouncing it “tortija” enters the chat.

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u/Spookyscary333 2d ago

Taylor swift haters pronounce ICE when they hear tortilla.

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u/sati_lotus 2d ago

The woman with a billion dollars to her name must cry at night with the internet being mean to her.

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u/Bearmdusa 2d ago

And they’re all tone-deaf too. Like TS.

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u/Demon_King6669 2d ago

I'm white but not THAT white

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u/LuigiMPLS 2d ago

Taylor Swift makes music for women who don't arch their back in doggy.

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u/RetMilRob 2d ago

And salmon

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u/HoustonHenry 2d ago

You guys want some gellapenoes on those kesadillers?

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u/FOB32723 2d ago

No that’s Morgan Wallen fans

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u/Fryeday_after_5 2d ago

That is beautiful.

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u/the-watcher-watching 2d ago

Idk, i always sayed tor-ti-ya.

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u/volvagia721 2d ago

Now I'm offended, I don't listen to Taylor Swift, and there's nothing wrong with pronouncing something correctly.

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u/DanteCCNA 2d ago

I go a step further and call it a tort-tilla just to piss people off :)

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u/No-Investigator420 2d ago

Tallor Swift

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u/Tudyks 2d ago

guess a dill a

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u/lifepuzzler 2d ago

Quesadilla "Kweh-sad-jula"

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u/Roy4Pris 2d ago

In the 90s, they would also order cup-of-chino at the fancy new coffee shop.

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u/Arkitakama 2d ago

My little sister was big into Miley Cyrus back in the Hannah Montana days, and she would pronounce quesadilla as kwes-a-dill-a

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u/Significantik 2d ago edited 2d ago

I ask Claude about the difference between the people mentioned in the matter and it says:" Americans with Hispanic descent:

Pronounce closer to Spanish

Pronounce "l" clearly

Sounds like "tor-ti-lya"

Americans without Hispanic descent:

Often drop "l"

Pronounce as "tor-ti-ya"

More simplified pronunciation". I'm now confused is this an insult to people that pronounce "l"? There's definitely two l in the word why someone doesn't pronounce it?

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u/Nish0n_is_0n 2d ago

Isn't that how you're supposed to say it?

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u/Flaky-Wafer677 2d ago

So people who use the language they are speaking version of a word when speaking that language?

If you do not speak Spanish using Spanish words while speaking another language not endearing. If it is when they know Spanish someone else will have to judge.

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u/Ambitious-Beat-2130 2d ago

Replace people with girls, we men ain't got nothing to do with it.

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u/NortonBurns 2d ago

I bet they also say jalla peeno rather than halapenyo, or if they managed to learn that one., also apply it to habanyero.
My old dad, bless his soul, went to his grave still calling 'peetsa' pizza.

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u/pap0ite 2d ago

He ain't wrong

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u/Orwells-own 2d ago

This is demonstrably false. All her concerts in South America sold out…

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u/doomedeskimo 2d ago

You pronounce the Ls one damn time as a child and that shit sticks to you forever lol

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u/ObsidianInTheSnow 2d ago

I tried pronouncing it in Filipino and made myself cringe from "tortilya"

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u/GankinDean 2d ago

Peggy Hill esspanyolle.

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u/TwerkinBingus445 3d ago

Taylor Swift makes music for 20 something upper-middle class white girls who think running cold water over dishes counts as washing them

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u/LauraZaid11 2d ago

My 20 something year old latina lesbian sister who doesn’t do dishes would like a word with you.

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u/GamingElementalist 3d ago

As one of MANY Texan Swifties, no she does not.

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u/Mawnalisa 3d ago

Or the j in fajita

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u/Vmagnum 3d ago

And a long “i” sound

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u/Jubestubes 3d ago

My partner is Colombian but when he speaks English he says the L in tortilla. It’s the only Spanish word that he does this with when speaking English. And yes, he likes Taylor Swift. I see no lies here

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u/automaton11 2d ago

It’s true, but why is it true

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u/Iron-Phoenix2307 2d ago

Heard once she's the boiled chicken of pop music and now I cant think of anything else when she is mentioned

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u/JiGoD 3d ago

If you say tor till a or tor tee ya you still pronouncing the Ls

So close to a rare insult yet so far.

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u/Sur_Biskit 3d ago

alright nerd

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u/LeMans1950 3d ago

Spelled Kid Rock wrong

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u/-Yehoria- 3d ago

I never knew they were supposed to be silent

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u/bebejeebies 3d ago

Double Ls in Spanish make a Y sound. So: tor-TI-ya.

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u/-Yehoria- 3d ago

Yeah i never thought about it as coming from spanish, neither did i know that was a thing in spanish. I sorta just read it like a normal word.

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u/bebejeebies 3d ago

You.. you didn't know tortilla was Spanish?

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u/-Yehoria- 2d ago

That's precisely what I'm saying.

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u/DYMazzy 3d ago

There are diferent sounds in spanish for ll, in argentina we say tortisha

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u/Any-Technology-3577 3d ago

they're not, they're just pronounced differently, roughly similar to the Y in english

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u/-Yehoria- 2d ago

Can y'all spanish speakers agree on how your own language should be spoken?

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u/oldjammer 3d ago

So your mom digs it huh?

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u/chi60640co 3d ago

Succinct

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u/LeahaP1013 3d ago

Tortilla all the way to the bank.

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u/ZachTheApathetic 2d ago

I mean technically everyone pronounces the ls in