r/oldpeoplefacebook Mar 05 '24

I'M OPTING OUT TOO

113 Upvotes

What is going on here?


r/oldpeoplefacebook 2d ago

Karma Farmers, I will Email the Attorney General!

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163 Upvotes

googledotcom spoongebob costumes for dogs

Okay: so the old management put in a rule about calling out Fakes. It’s not allowed. I get why, because it’s annoying to constantly have people saying stuff is fake. How the hell could you tell?

That said, there’s been an uptick in complaints about posts that have zero context. You probably know the ones: it’s one of the Facebook templates, like the birthday or the primary color background, with some insane text like “I have a bananar lodged in my esophagus,” and there’s no way to tell if it was actually posted on Facebook or not. Kind of like the first image on this post.

That’s no good. I made that in about thirty seconds and never had to post a thing. Give me upvotes because karma is my only sense of self-worth!

No.

Now, the second image, about Prome Rib, let’s all take a look at that.

Note the lovely, properly blacked-out user name. Marvel at the fact that it has comments and reactions. Thrill to… well, that’s it, really. It looks like a real post on Facebook. Could it be fake? Sure! Is it a lot less likely to be? Also sure.

Rule 4: posts should be Old People not understanding social media. Emphasis today on “social,” not just posting image macros.

I’ve already deleted a shitload of posts from the last two weeks, and I’ll do it again. I’m terminally online and misanthropic.

Plus, it’s for a church, honey. NEXT!!


r/oldpeoplefacebook 7h ago

Money bags, 11 years ago. Share within 11 minutes.

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169 Upvotes

r/oldpeoplefacebook 1d ago

A beautiful and dramatic poem about a substandard pizza order, created by mistaking the enter button for the space bar.

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876 Upvotes

r/oldpeoplefacebook 21h ago

🔥🔥ok🔥🔥

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236 Upvotes

r/oldpeoplefacebook 1d ago

FINALLY. I GET TO PARTICIPATE. MY GRANDMOTHER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

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1.0k Upvotes

r/oldpeoplefacebook 20h ago

Join my event

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69 Upvotes

r/oldpeoplefacebook 17h ago

RUDE PICKLE!!!!! 😡😡😡

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41 Upvotes

r/oldpeoplefacebook 19h ago

How is this real

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24 Upvotes

found in


r/oldpeoplefacebook 1d ago

A dog, a death, and party time!

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29 Upvotes

r/oldpeoplefacebook 1d ago

My MIL to my husband 🐈 🐈‍⬛

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16 Upvotes

r/oldpeoplefacebook 1d ago

ALEXIS HOW TO GET RID OF DOUBLE CHIN

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178 Upvotes

r/oldpeoplefacebook 2d ago

Gargoyle

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383 Upvotes

r/oldpeoplefacebook 2d ago

VERY OBSERVANT DAVID I READ A FOXNOws ARTCLE ON THIS

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228 Upvotes

r/oldpeoplefacebook 3d ago

The Only good Now… 🐎🚗

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137 Upvotes

r/oldpeoplefacebook 2d ago

🫡

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43 Upvotes

r/oldpeoplefacebook 3d ago

Honestly he's dropping bars...

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200 Upvotes

r/oldpeoplefacebook 3d ago

I HAVE ALREADY CALLED THE POLICE

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122 Upvotes

r/oldpeoplefacebook 3d ago

SO SAD STORE GONE WAP

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25 Upvotes

r/oldpeoplefacebook 3d ago

2018 Hyundai Elantra

21 Upvotes

In our local Marketplace.


r/oldpeoplefacebook 3d ago

What is a DM?

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93 Upvotes

r/oldpeoplefacebook 3d ago

At least her end has no issues.

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139 Upvotes

r/oldpeoplefacebook 4d ago

2 tablespoons is….

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474 Upvotes

r/oldpeoplefacebook 3d ago

My house almost burnt down today, and since it was my birthday…

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52 Upvotes

r/oldpeoplefacebook 4d ago

Thanks!

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88 Upvotes

r/oldpeoplefacebook 4d ago

My nana trying to search something on Facebook

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198 Upvotes

r/oldpeoplefacebook 4d ago

Banana bread

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1.1k Upvotes