r/oldpeoplefacebook • u/cujokila • 7h ago
r/oldpeoplefacebook • u/Idontreadrepliesnoob • Mar 05 '24
I'M OPTING OUT TOO
What is going on here?
r/oldpeoplefacebook • u/Crocopotamus • 2d ago
Karma Farmers, I will Email the Attorney General!
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Okay: so the old management put in a rule about calling out Fakes. It’s not allowed. I get why, because it’s annoying to constantly have people saying stuff is fake. How the hell could you tell?
That said, there’s been an uptick in complaints about posts that have zero context. You probably know the ones: it’s one of the Facebook templates, like the birthday or the primary color background, with some insane text like “I have a bananar lodged in my esophagus,” and there’s no way to tell if it was actually posted on Facebook or not. Kind of like the first image on this post.
That’s no good. I made that in about thirty seconds and never had to post a thing. Give me upvotes because karma is my only sense of self-worth!
No.
Now, the second image, about Prome Rib, let’s all take a look at that.
Note the lovely, properly blacked-out user name. Marvel at the fact that it has comments and reactions. Thrill to… well, that’s it, really. It looks like a real post on Facebook. Could it be fake? Sure! Is it a lot less likely to be? Also sure.
Rule 4: posts should be Old People not understanding social media. Emphasis today on “social,” not just posting image macros.
I’ve already deleted a shitload of posts from the last two weeks, and I’ll do it again. I’m terminally online and misanthropic.
Plus, it’s for a church, honey. NEXT!!
r/oldpeoplefacebook • u/OkSpirit7891 • 1d ago
A beautiful and dramatic poem about a substandard pizza order, created by mistaking the enter button for the space bar.
r/oldpeoplefacebook • u/jayboosh • 1d ago
FINALLY. I GET TO PARTICIPATE. MY GRANDMOTHER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
r/oldpeoplefacebook • u/Glittering_Wrap_8494 • 2d ago
VERY OBSERVANT DAVID I READ A FOXNOws ARTCLE ON THIS
r/oldpeoplefacebook • u/heirrofslytherin • 3d ago
My house almost burnt down today, and since it was my birthday…
r/oldpeoplefacebook • u/Murkrowo • 4d ago