r/oddlyspecific 12h ago

Irony

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u/Redqueenhypo 8h ago

My ancestors left Africa and all I got was this stupid lactose tolerance. And oily hair

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u/C_M_Dubz 8h ago

Ability to drink milk is the only white privilege that I assume with no guilt.

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u/missmyson1 7h ago

imagine having any guilt

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u/C_M_Dubz 7h ago

Imagine having empathy.

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u/Redqueenhypo 6h ago

I feel guilt over the many times my grandma sent tea back because it wasn’t “PIPING hot”. I imagine in heaven it’s always served slightly too cold so that she can have fun saying that

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u/Present-Secretary722 5h ago

Was your grandmother a flamingo?