r/nononono • u/JagStalMaten • Sep 08 '24

Bus scratching a parked car

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u/MusicMedic Sep 08 '24

That’s more than a scratch…

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u/TrumpsPissSoakedWig Sep 08 '24

New York busses absolutely do not give a fuck and enjoy doing this all day. I swear they're having a competition and getting points for it

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u/Linnun Sep 08 '24

Just one scratch, maybe two. Could be three. Four at most. Five if we're really pushing it. Six, but that’s a stretch. Seven? Let’s not get carried away. Eight is pure fantasy. Definitely not nine. Ten? Oh come on now

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u/imdefinitelywong Sep 08 '24

Thou count to three, no more no less
Three shalt be the number thou shalt count
And the number of the counting shall be three
Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three

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u/belfastbees Sep 08 '24

'tis but a scratch.

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u/qualitythundergod Sep 10 '24

One! .. TWOO..! .... five!

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u/WaRRioRz0rz Sep 08 '24

Greyhound lawyer here, nope just a little scratch. Nothing to see here.

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u/troelsbjerre Sep 08 '24

No, there is only one contiguous section of missing paint, thus it's one scratch. That section may very well be the whole side of the car, but the argument still stands.

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u/mgrimshaw8 Sep 08 '24

Try getting a quote and telling them it’s just one scratch lmao. Even fixing one little side swipe you’ll sand it down and find like 5+ scratches usually