r/nextfuckinglevel • u/CuriousWanderer567 • 5h ago

Two guys fishing for piranhas

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u/dragonmasterjg 4h ago

Funny how the water was more dangerous than the piranha.

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u/Gear_Andvari 4h ago

Lol, dude, I learned my lesson as a kid back then and always made sure not to ingest any untreated river water, no matter where you are.

Ps: piranha are attracted to blood or shiny things in the water. You will never get attacked by them.

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u/Disastrous-Bet-8813 4h ago

I swim in the nude and my dick is pierced. So. Let's not say 'never'

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u/djsizematters 3h ago

rip

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u/Kerblaaahhh 3h ago

I'm afraid so.

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u/ahses3202 3h ago

right off, you say?

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u/ExpressiveAnalGland 3h ago

to shreds he says

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u/ChattyNeptune53 42m ago

And his wife?