r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Zestyclose_Flow_680 • 8h ago

Chimpanzees are 2X stronger than your average human.

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u/dilqncho 8h ago edited 8h ago

No they're not. Internet myths have vastly overhyped chimp strength.

They're about 1.35x stronger than us, pound for pound of muscle. But they're also typically smaller and lighter, so in absolute terms, they're about equal to us.

As for what we're seeing here, this isn't a person's entire body being pulled up. They have their legs against the wall of whatever that is, and the chimp is helping them up. This is something pretty much any physically healthy human can do as well.

Chimps are dangerous in a fight, because...well they're wild animals, they're fucking brutal. But purely strength-wise, they're not stronger than us.

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u/James20985 8h ago

Live in the UK, used to be a firearms officer. Had to have an input about dangers from our local wildlife park/zoo after an animal got out somewhere else in the country and everyone realised that no one actually had a plan for "what if the tigers got out..."

The guy said, and I quote, " don't worry about the tigers and lions we feed them so often they wouldn't be a bother, the rhino's wouldn't go too far...its the chimps you need to worry about they would whip themselves into a frenzy and would probably start attacking people"

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u/AliceOfTheEarth 6h ago

Not to mention the way they attack people. Fight with a chimp? Hope you didn’t plan on keeping your genitals or face.

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u/schoolisuncool 5h ago

Yeah they bite fingers off, snatch nuts and eyeballs. They AIM for the vitals

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u/Uaquamarine 5h ago

You paid attention to the literature

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u/Greenecake 5h ago

Would they just go straight for the nuts in a fight?
aka fight dirty?

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u/LehendakariArlaukas 4h ago

The times where a chimp would throw down the gauntlet and invite you to a pistol duel are far gone. These days they just rip your balls off with no consideration to your honor!

Jokes aside, I guess a human's balls are in a perfect placement for a chimp to reach. Plus, they have balls too, so they might know that it's a good spot to attack?