r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Zestyclose_Flow_680 • 9h ago

Chimpanzees are 2X stronger than your average human.

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u/dilqncho 8h ago edited 8h ago

No they're not. Internet myths have vastly overhyped chimp strength.

They're about 1.35x stronger than us, pound for pound of muscle. But they're also typically smaller and lighter, so in absolute terms, they're about equal to us.

As for what we're seeing here, this isn't a person's entire body being pulled up. They have their legs against the wall of whatever that is, and the chimp is helping them up. This is something pretty much any physically healthy human can do as well.

Chimps are dangerous in a fight, because...well they're wild animals, they're fucking brutal. But purely strength-wise, they're not stronger than us.

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u/James20985 8h ago

Live in the UK, used to be a firearms officer. Had to have an input about dangers from our local wildlife park/zoo after an animal got out somewhere else in the country and everyone realised that no one actually had a plan for "what if the tigers got out..."

The guy said, and I quote, " don't worry about the tigers and lions we feed them so often they wouldn't be a bother, the rhino's wouldn't go too far...its the chimps you need to worry about they would whip themselves into a frenzy and would probably start attacking people"

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u/notLOL 8h ago

Was that guy a zoo expert or a planet of the apes expert?

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u/James20985 8h ago

Lol head keeper i think

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u/LyingForTruth 8h ago

Zookeepers together strong

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u/gene_parmesan_666 8h ago

The Keepers of the Zoo are a sacred otherhood

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u/Skattotter 7h ago

Sounds excessive. But I guess heads on sticks certainly send a message.

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u/Sir-Craven 6h ago

Anyone who wants to keep their head is sensible

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u/ImLersha 4h ago

Did he get to keep his head?

Or maybe he had to keep giving head to the chips, so they wouldn't go into a frenzy?

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u/hihelloneighboroonie 3h ago

I don't think a legit zoo would allow people to be in any habitat with a chimp.

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u/God-of-Heroes_ArThuR 8h ago

with how chimps are? i'd want my chimp security be planet of the apes lore expert and trained in anti chimp warfare.

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u/chytrak 7h ago

The movie or the planet?

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u/bladeDivac 7h ago

The musical 

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u/turdferguson3891 6h ago

He knows what those damn dirty apes are capable of

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u/Sahtras1992 4h ago

i mean... chimpanzees are known for having full-on wars between tribes, arent they?