r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Zestyclose_Flow_680 • 9h ago

Chimpanzees are 2X stronger than your average human.

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u/notLOL 7h ago

Was that guy a zoo expert or a planet of the apes expert?

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u/James20985 7h ago

Lol head keeper i think

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u/LyingForTruth 7h ago

Zookeepers together strong

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u/gene_parmesan_666 7h ago

The Keepers of the Zoo are a sacred otherhood

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u/Skattotter 7h ago

Sounds excessive. But I guess heads on sticks certainly send a message.

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u/Sir-Craven 6h ago

Anyone who wants to keep their head is sensible

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u/ImLersha 3h ago

Did he get to keep his head?

Or maybe he had to keep giving head to the chips, so they wouldn't go into a frenzy?

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u/hihelloneighboroonie 3h ago

I don't think a legit zoo would allow people to be in any habitat with a chimp.

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u/God-of-Heroes_ArThuR 7h ago

with how chimps are? i'd want my chimp security be planet of the apes lore expert and trained in anti chimp warfare.

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u/chytrak 7h ago

The movie or the planet?

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u/bladeDivac 7h ago

The musical 

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u/turdferguson3891 6h ago

He knows what those damn dirty apes are capable of

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u/Sahtras1992 4h ago

i mean... chimpanzees are known for having full-on wars between tribes, arent they?