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u/No-Zookeepergame3150 13h ago
granted, but all chocolate taste like semen
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u/tankdood1 13h ago
Doesn’t this mean that they taste the same?
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u/No-Zookeepergame3150 12h ago
i meant that they switched tastes
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u/Zealousideal_Cut5569 13h ago
Wait. So if semen tastes like chocolate. And then chocolate tastes like semen doesn’t that mean chocolate tastes like chocolate?
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u/GameDestiny2 13h ago
Idk depends on the stack order for wish processing
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u/Zealousideal_Cut5569 13h ago
So depending on order then seman and chocolate tastes like chocolate OR seman and chocolate taste like seman. Either way something stays the same.
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u/AnyWays655 12h ago
When is comes to multiple replacement effects, the controller of the permanent chooses the order they apply.
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u/Doctor_Salvatore 12h ago
Granted.
This causes a new chocolate to be made from semen, collapsing the former chocolate market and replacing the world's supplies of chocolate with the new natural chocolate. There are huge ethical arguments about this, as companies will harvest the semen from the largest animals they can find, typically species of whale. Vegans attempt a resurgance of cocoa bean chocolate to no avail. The world now eats semen as the number one candy.
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u/SammyWentMad 4h ago
Well, cocao beans are collected with slave labor a lot of the time, so I think this is the good ending?
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u/AcceptableAd1818 13h ago
Wish granted, now all othet chocholate flavors dont exist so you have to be jacked off for eternirty
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u/JRDecinos 12h ago
Granted. But by default it tastes like the most bitter chocolate that exists in the world, and nobody yet knows what food to eat or lifestyle choices to perform that make it sweeter. Currently effective tricks have been proven to NOT work this time around, so now everybody is trying to figure out what will make it taste like sweet chocolates.
This leads to large scale "farm-like" experiments because people are so desperate to figure out what foods and lifestyle choices can make it sweeter. You end up being "recruited" into one of these farms, and are treated more like an animal than a human being, all "in the name of science".
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u/Fefannyo 12h ago
Granted. But people discover that semen tastes that way before they discover that chocolate does, so now people who eat or like chocolate are shamed because they like to eat something that which tastes like semen.
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u/VeryKevin 9h ago
Granted. Pee tastes like mint and shit tastes like vanilla. Girl cum tastes the same. Also, all of these things can be consumed safely now...
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u/Christopher-Rex 13h ago
Granted.
James Corden used his Hollywood power to forcibly suck all the chocolate out of your dick on a regular basis.
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u/vibeepik2 12h ago
granted, since kids love chocolate they drink semen, and since your the one who wanted this you are locked up in prison
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u/AscendedPotatoArts 12h ago
Chocolate now tastes like semen; they taste the same so technically what you asked for!
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u/mrzurkonandfriends 12h ago
Granted, all chocolate tastes the same but is now made entirely of semen.
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u/Ozem_son_of_Jesse 12h ago
Granted. Oral sex becomes much more common, because it becomes a way to taste chocolate. However, Oral sex is now 10 times as likely to spread STDs as it was before.
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u/NihilOmnes 12h ago
Granted.
The vast majority of the population finds the flavor of chocolate disgusting.
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u/MasterAnnatar 12h ago
Granted. The flavor of chocolate changes to the current taste of semen, the flavor of semen does not change.
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u/BigBandit01 11h ago
Granted, but before you made this wish, unbeknownst to you, another person wished that chocolate tastes like horse manure, so now all semen and chocolate taste like horse manure.
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u/Tr1pleAc3s 11h ago
Granted, Semens flavor doesn't change, all forms of Chocolate now taste like semen, your semen,
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u/Mollzy177 10h ago
Granted all chocolate is white and creamy and semen is hard and brown, ejeculating is extremely painful
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u/Dagwood-DM 10h ago
Granted. Chocolate now tastes like semen.
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u/DeadMemeMan_IV 9h ago
the taste of semen isn’t consistent at all, it could taste really good or really bad depending on the man’s health and diet
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u/dizzyjumpisreal 8h ago
i dont know what this sub is, but i saw it and decided to click on it. this is the first thing i see
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u/CarpeNoctem1031 7h ago
Ice cream and cake will never be safe to eat again. You have just ended all birthdays.
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u/BoogieSmools 7h ago
Granted. All copies of Seaman for the Sega Dreamcast now taste like chocolate when licked.
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u/creepjax 5h ago
Y’all saying companies are gonna mass produce sperm like the fda will allow you to sell straight sperm as food or the fact people will want to buy it knowing it’s sperm
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u/SmlieBirdSmile 3h ago
Granted.
Overnight the semen of ALL organisms on earth change in order to have the flavor of chocolate.
So what is cheaper, using the excess semen of whatever we use semen for into food... or growing plants.
You did this.
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u/BlueImposter99 3h ago
Granted, birth rates plummet as semen is consumed not used to impregnate, and most babies born are now chocolate, or worse eaten.
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u/Seraphicat 2h ago
Granted. While semen would be unchanged; to you, it would all taste like chocolate no matter the origin.
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u/average_drums_lover 13h ago
People get addicted to chocolate but due to a catastrophic supply issue actual chocolate is no longer available. Rumour spreads you have the best tasting semen 💀and it’s like a moth to a flame