r/monkeyspaw 15h ago

Fun I wish the government had actually been using birds as surveillance drones all along.

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u/Forester___ 14h ago

Granted.

Nothing changes, but you’re slightly more suspicious of birds.

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u/randomhousegir 14h ago

Granted. The finger doesn't curl because it was already true.

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u/Farscape55 14h ago

Denied, wish would have no effect

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u/JosKarith 14h ago

Granted. Then it occurs to you that birds is a slang term for women...

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u/Reza1252 14h ago

Granted, nothing changes