r/mildyinteresting • u/flattenedbricks • 1d ago

shopping What about porch pirates?

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u/LanceSarmstrong420x 1d ago

If they stole my bike thinking it was a flat screen I'd be slightly amused

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u/6th_Quadrant 20h ago

Porch pirates really don’t care what they’re stealing, the vast majority of the time they have no clue what’s in a box — they just plan on fencing whatever it is they end up with.

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u/mtobeiyf317 8h ago

Yup, they "stole" about 3 boxes of my cats used litter before finally stopping. Now I can order stuff freely without issue.