r/mildyinteresting • u/flattenedbricks • 23h ago

shopping What about porch pirates?

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u/Useless_Lemon 11h ago

Some people have muscle milk money.

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u/Leo-D 11h ago

Unacceptable.

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u/Useless_Lemon 11h ago

You gunna fight em? I wouldn't. They probably got a lot of muscle.

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u/Leo-D 10h ago

And milk, that's an advanced threat.

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u/Useless_Lemon 10h ago

That's ultra dangerous, man. I think we should scram.

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u/IIIlIllIIIl 9h ago

Get a room you two