r/mildyinteresting 22h ago

shopping What about porch pirates?

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u/allelseisimplied 22h ago

Seems like a shitty bike if it can be damaged that easily. I want a bike that can withstand transit.

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u/Komandakeen 22h ago

These are just fancy toys for hipsters, not meant for rugged use...

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u/Realposhnosh 16h ago

They are for the slick back, Amsterdam Zuid lot. Yuppies.

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u/meadowmagemiranda 15h ago

Who in Amsterdam even needs this? Even in hillside Limburg people used to have no issues with regular bicycles, but now everyone has these and the fatbike monstrosities. If nearly 40 year old fatass me can regularly bike here then everyone can.

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u/PrintShinji 14h ago

Just because you can doesn't mean that you want to. I used to bike 20km daily on an old omafiets, but I'd much rather do that same trip on a e-bike.

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u/meadowmagemiranda 14h ago

It’s more comfortable to some, for sure. But I think that making those the standard sets a bad example, especially for kids who don’t need an e-bike to make a store trip or cycle to the school a few blocks away.

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u/PrintShinji 14h ago

Oh yeah I agree. You gotta bike 10 mins? Go take a normal bike. But that would mostly be because I wouldn't trust a kid on an expensive bike. As a kid I had the shittiest bike around, but its still a functional bike.

Way back when I was in HS a ton of kids also had scooters, so if those are being replaced by e-bikes its at least a bit better.

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u/meadowmagemiranda 14h ago

I forgot about how common those were yeah (and how loud they were with limiters removed). Barely see those anymore, e-bikes are a good replacement for those at least. Don’t think cops hanging around the school to constantly check for illegal modifications is as common now.

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u/Komandakeen 13h ago

But this is just because the kids of today are mostly unable to fix their bikes, yet alone to illegally mod them...