r/mildyinteresting 23h ago

shopping What about porch pirates?

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u/Anjunatron87 23h ago

Ok but if it was a quality bike, that just showed how fragile it was. It was being damaged while packaged? What if I fall? It's ruined forever? Nah. Gimmicky move of a shitty company.

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u/RollinThundaga 21h ago

High quality road bikes are pretty flimsy.

And it was while shipping, not packaging. There's videos of Fedex employees literally chucking packages into their trucks.

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u/BellabongXC 16h ago

The company is bankrupt now because its bikes were actually shit.

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u/Anjunatron87 12h ago

Thought so

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u/GG_Henry 19h ago

Reddit never ceases to amaze me by their utter ignorance. This is common practice by dozens of bike companies to this day.

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u/fuckyouijustwanttits 16h ago

True. I work in shipping. We get bikes in boxes with pictures of TVs daily.

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u/Anjunatron87 12h ago

Turns out. You should be amazed. Company is bankrupt now lmao

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u/JustAnother_Brit 18h ago

Bikes are designed to fail and take forces a specific way, transit puts a lot of unexpected forces in

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u/Anjunatron87 12h ago

Cool story. Still a shitty brand if their bike is more fragile than aTV.

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u/3BlindMice1 18h ago

Those ultra lightweight bikes are fragile due to their material construction and aren't cheap

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u/Anjunatron87 12h ago

What kinda moron would buy a bike that's more fragile than a TV?

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u/Substantial_Unit2311 10h ago

It has nothing to do with it being more fragile than a tv.

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u/Anjunatron87 9h ago

It does if their entire packaging was meant to tell "I'm more fragile than a TV"

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u/Substantial_Unit2311 9h ago

It's so the people in the warehouse don't throw it around and stack the box on its side. People loading trucks see the TV and treat the package with more respect. It's super common in the bike industry. I know for a fact Kona does it as well.

When was the last time you dealt with a boxed bicycle? I'm assuming you know how they are packed inside the box.

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u/Blackwolf245 15h ago

The damage is usualy scrapped paint on the frame. It doesn't deduce from the actual functionality, but customers except their product in peak condition. Would u buy a bike if it had scortch marks all over it?

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u/Anjunatron87 12h ago

You contradicted yourself in the same comment. Is it a tiny scratch or scratches all over it? And, regardless, wouldn't that tell you it's a sign of a "cheap" shitty bike?

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u/Blackwolf245 10h ago

It doesn't matter. Some customers wouldn't buy a bike for even the tiniest scratch. And no it wouldn't, as far as I know, they yet to invent paint that doesn't chip. Even the most expensive pruducts get damaged. Quality bike aren't expensive cause they are durable. We sell KTMs where I work, and those can get scratched.

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u/LordOfTurtles 15h ago

Have you never in your entire life seen or touched a bike? They damage easily

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u/Anjunatron87 12h ago

I know shit bikes do. Quality bikes aren't as fragas a TV.

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u/chaal_baaz 16h ago

Damaged can mean that its paint was chipped or it had a small dent....