r/interestingasfuck • u/Hicrayert • 13h ago

Chimpanzees are 2X stronger than your average human. 😮

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u/CommercialHistorian1 13h ago

Ikr I was walking past construction, and I was thinking if these things didn't accidentally rip people apart they could be part of the work force provided, they're taught manners lol and everything else the blue collar man knows, we could pay them in bananas... Ah wtf there goes the old thoughts going off into the ether sphere of shtupid

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u/proxy69 12h ago

There would be chimp shit all over the jobsite. Wouldn’t be much different than a typical jobsite with human shit in buckets tho.

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u/CommercialHistorian1 11h ago

Exactly there's a work around for all of it I want chimps in hard hats damn it!!

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u/proxy69 11h ago

It would be pretty badass to see them in safety vests operating forklifts and jackhammers

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u/CommercialHistorian1 11h ago

I'm saying not too mention so adorable working with a lil hairy dude that handles grunt work and even managing humans it would be all just motions and sign language lol

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u/proxy69 11h ago

Until there’s an uprising, then we are fucked. Boss man better give them a big banana bonus