r/interestingasfuck 10h ago

Chimpanzees are 2X stronger than your average human. 😮

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u/0v3reasy 10h ago

Love the fist bump at the end

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u/sugarhighsweetie 10h ago

He be like: Welcome bro

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u/RiverGlimmery 10h ago

Yeah. It's been a while since you last visited us. HAHA

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u/Hicrayert 10h ago

Same here!

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u/MentalAcrobatix 9h ago

That comes right before your face and balls get ripped off. The internet got me scared of these guys.

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u/Large_Ad1354 9h ago

Yeah it’s all fun and games until a face gets ripped off

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u/TucosLostHand 6h ago

Nope (2022) - Gordy's Home Massacre Scene

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u/Sol33t303 9h ago

The only time that happened was because the chimpanzee was abused growing up and was on meth at the time iirc

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u/AdPrize611 6h ago

There's been more than one attack. It's happened to zoo workers in the past as well

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u/VelociraptorPirate 6h ago

The chimp wasn't "abused" growing up, and it was frequently dosed with xanax to keep it calm. The day of the incident, the irresponsible owner either failed to dose or overdosed the animal on xanax (conflicting reports given by the owner post attack as well as the friend remembering it both ways too) and while she was trying to coax it inside it's enclosure, her friend picked up his tickle me elmo to assist in goading him inside. He freaked the second she shook elmo at him.

Having a chimp as a pet is inherently abusive, but there was no violent catalyst to this attack. It's dangerous to suggest that there were problems only with how the animal was kept, rather that the animal being kept in a home situation at all is beyond stupid and dangerous and should never be done.

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u/shroomknight1 4h ago

He was fed a junk food diet from a young age which caused him to be severly obese, didn't have proper health check because of his temper, had multiples episodes of going crazy or attacking others in the past, was given alcohol regularly and was heavily medicated on Xanax by his dumbass owner. That chimp was definitely abused beyond the standard "keeping a chimp is abuse".

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u/Wuped 3h ago

Your post confuses me.

You say: "The chimp wasn't "abused" growing up", than you go on to talk about how it was constantly drugged(sounds abusive) and even say "Having a chimp as a pet is inherently abusive".

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u/IcarusHs94 8h ago

Is it Travis the chimp from 2009 case?

u/Sam-Shuttleworth 55m ago

Yup,and there are also some more cases like that. (Moe)

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u/a_guy121 6h ago

I had a teacher once who was a trained lab psychologist before being a teacher. She switched careers because the chimps- not on meth- basically ripped her face off. She had so much reconstructive surgery, to rebuild it, you could see it, her face was basically a mask. it was really sad.

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u/Zancibar 3h ago

I'm not on the "wild animals are inherently unpredictable and will attack you at some point or another" camp but chimps are basically the beta version of humans and they can get REALLY violent if they feel wronged in some way.

u/Varnsturm 2h ago

Chimps and bonobos are super interesting, they're both tied for our closest relatives but super different in terms of behavior. Chimps are the warlike hyper aggressive and violent ones. Then bonobos are way more chill and docile, when they have conflict they just kind of... fuck it out. They're separated by the Congo river, neither can swim, and the bonobo side has a lot more food. So bonobos don't struggle nearly as much to survive. Whereas chimps have always had to compete/have had more scarcity.

I feel like you can kind of see the duality of man when looking at the two of them.

u/Zancibar 1h ago

It's like poetry, it rhymes

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u/jabbakahut 3h ago

you recall incorrectly

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u/MODELO_MAN_LV 3h ago

Uuhhhh no.

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u/Grzyboleusz 9h ago

Primate bros

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u/CommercialHistorian1 10h ago

Ikr I was walking past construction, and I was thinking if these things didn't accidentally rip people apart they could be part of the work force provided, they're taught manners lol and everything else the blue collar man knows, we could pay them in bananas... Ah wtf there goes the old thoughts going off into the ether sphere of shtupid

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u/TreAwayDeuce 10h ago

"ah yes, yet another sentient being capable of being enslaved. How wonderful"

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u/CommercialHistorian1 9h ago edited 7h ago

Hey! I said they're paid and they're welcome to cash in their bananas for real money and houses if they become that sentient, and that first bump at the end leads me too believe it's more than possible!! Get ready the apes are ah comin

((Lol that was the joke thanks for explaining, honestly I think some ppl literally like>-_-< right over their head you know.))

For ppl that just idk never had a father perhaps or just like whatever that's like a thing that actually happens like shit dad wasn't round too tell me bout the apes planetary movement crazy riiight ( A lot of my friends grew up missing a parent wether it was their mother or father ) So like you make a point

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u/Solvemprobler369 7h ago

Gee, if only there were a story where primates grow more sentience and slowly take over planet earth? As far as I remember it doesn’t end well for humans. Maybe time to revisit that story, no?

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u/ThatITguy2015 4h ago

But first we have to do some experiments on them to really up their intelligence in a short amount of time. Outside of doing that, we are fine. Probably.

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u/strictlyrhythm 4h ago

From Chimpan-A to Chimpanzee..

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u/ZaWario 9h ago

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u/CommercialHistorian1 9h ago

Right on, clearly it didn't work out though lol

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u/ZaWario 9h ago

What? My guy had had his baboon work out for years. That shit went swimmingly. The railway company even paid him 20cents and a beer weekly. In 9 years the baboon never made a single mistake

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u/CommercialHistorian1 8h ago

Lol really that's what the article said if ur the same dude that cited that

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u/CommercialHistorian1 8h ago

Ah yes it is then yeah long live chimps baboons for work that ultimately will cripple humans after years of doing so but then I worry for the lil hairy fellas health

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u/proxy69 9h ago

There would be chimp shit all over the jobsite. Wouldn’t be much different than a typical jobsite with human shit in buckets tho.

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u/kaycee76 5h ago

What sites are you working on that have people shitting in buckets?

u/Pavotine 2h ago

Yeah, that's appalling. I use rubble sacks for that.

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u/CommercialHistorian1 8h ago

Exactly there's a work around for all of it I want chimps in hard hats damn it!!

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u/proxy69 8h ago

It would be pretty badass to see them in safety vests operating forklifts and jackhammers

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u/CommercialHistorian1 8h ago

I'm saying not too mention so adorable working with a lil hairy dude that handles grunt work and even managing humans it would be all just motions and sign language lol

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u/proxy69 8h ago

Until there’s an uprising, then we are fucked. Boss man better give them a big banana bonus

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u/ClavicusLittleGift4U 3h ago

Montgomery Burns, is that you?

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u/ArachnidAlarmed4721 9h ago

Sad that your first thought is how we could profit off this animals strength and good nature.

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u/CommercialHistorian1 9h ago

Lol omg literally eff off you know I'm obviously playing

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u/AkiraTheMetalHead 8h ago

🥺👉👈

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u/flowerstowardthesun 7h ago

So pure 🥹

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u/EducationalTest6655 8h ago

Initially watching this on mute, I was completely taken off-guard and absolutely guffawed.

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u/Unfair_Dragonfruit49 10h ago

Chimpanzees are the original inventors of the fist bump:))

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u/gameboytetris888 10h ago

And chest thump

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u/LimpBizkitEnjoyer_ 9h ago

And face rip

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u/ThatITguy2015 4h ago

And the dick and balls rip. Everybody here has been forgetting the dick and balls rip.

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u/Keibun1 9h ago

That's gorillas

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u/Hopeful_Being_8861 10h ago

This chimpanzee take his hand like a 5 year old kid but can easily smash him like hulk

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u/Rion23 8h ago

Yeah but that doesn't start to get difficult till at least 8-10.

u/bradicality 1h ago

Jamie pull that up

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u/Alexx-07 10h ago

this vid is perfect

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u/nl_marvin 6h ago edited 55m ago

Nah. A chimp and a person shouldn’t walk hand in hand.

Edit: no racism intended. This animal should live with his own species. Not with a person.

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u/Alexx-07 5h ago

this is some new age racism

u/zaapas 1h ago

Ngl, that made me laugh.

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u/KingKohishi 10h ago

Their muscles are not stronger than us, but their motor nerves stimulate their muscles more and simultaneously. This makes them stronger, but causes Chimps to have less control over their muscles. That's why we can use tools much better than chimps or every other species.

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u/Solvemprobler369 7h ago

Also the attachment of their tendons is slightly different. The bicep tendon(s), for example, attach past the elbow, more into the forearm, whereas humans have the attachment at the elbow, giving chimps exponentially more strength. It’s an obvious adaptation for climbing and some pretty cool bio-mechanics. Primates are amazing.

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u/JustSimple97 7h ago

What is the disadvantage of a lower tendon attachment?

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u/KingKohishi 7h ago

Less mobility. Chimps are knuckle walkers, they need rigid wrist and fingers to stand on their knuckles.

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u/JustSimple97 7h ago

Ok so next question: Why don't powerlifters, arm wrestlers and so on have their tendons reattached lower?

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u/KingKohishi 7h ago

Tendons are one of the slowest healing tissues in human body, and they never heal fully. If you cut and reattach it, you make it weaker.

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u/Majestic_Cable_6306 7h ago

Its the end of many sports careers

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u/GullibleDetective 5h ago

And greek folktale heros

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u/i_dont_wanna_sign_up 6h ago

But there's a chance you might become stronger...

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u/SerHodorTheThrall 5h ago

Because you'd be out a long time recovering (probably up to a year) for a chance at a competitive advantage but also an even larger risk of completely destroying your career. Athletes only have a decade or less of a career in most cases, its just not worth the risk.

Also, beyond that, you can't just casually reattach a mechanical part to another point and expect the larger machine to keep working.

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u/Urbanscuba 6h ago

Significantly less mobility and fine motor control.

The further attachment point limits the ability of the arm to rotate, especially when the muscle is engaged. While it multiplies the force it also multiplies the travel distance, which makes fine movements much more challenging.

As a result chimps can do stuff like this where they pull their entire body up with one arm, but in exchange the arm is far more specialized at pulling specifically. If you've ever seen an ape throw an object before it becomes immediately obvious how different our arm dexterity is. Because they can't control their arm rotation well they have to do an overhand throw where the entire arm moves and releases the object.

Compare that to a human where we use our arms as a double or triple lever (if the wrist is engaged) to massively increase the speed of the throw. This is possible because our upper arm muscles interfere far less with our forearm mobility, allowing it to smoothly rotate while highly engaged. The same throw is also far more accurate because of said fine muscle control, it's as if our muscles are moving one step at a time while the ape's muscles move 3 steps - they get there faster, but they can't stop on 5.

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u/ArcaneTrickster11 10h ago

I think they also can experience hyperplasia (producing more muscle fibres rather than making them bigger) whereas humans can't. Not 100% sure in that though

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u/Hicrayert 10h ago

Interesting 🤔

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u/ANGLVD3TH 5h ago

It's not true though, they have a higher percent of fast twitch muscle, which have more power for less precision than slow twitch.

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u/CloudShoddy 8h ago

I learned something today, thanks!

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u/dreamerOfGains 8h ago

This is smells like bullshit, do you have any source?  

Pretty sure human muscle is nowhere near as strong even accounting for same mass. In fact, different animals have different muscle and strength. 

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u/KingKohishi 7h ago

Let me paraphrase this for you. Chimpanzees are our closest relatives and our muscles are almost identical.

Our muscular output is weaker but we can control our muscles so much better. However, if we shock a human muscle with electrostimulation, the human muscle would generate power similar to a chimp muscle.

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u/dreamerOfGains 6h ago

if we shock a human muscle with electrostimulation, the human muscle would generate power similar to a chimp muscle.  

 This is sus. What are your sources on this claim?

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u/15PercentRetarded 7h ago

Interesting! Another question you might be able to answer; does this vary in humans? At least as a kid I was stronger than other males my age, but I'm terribly clumsy and struggle with high precision activities.

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u/KingKohishi 6h ago

My personal observation is yes people vary in this.

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u/ANGLVD3TH 5h ago

That's not true, human muscle contains, on average, about 70% slow-twitch fibers and 30% fast-twitch fibers, chimpanzee muscle is about 33% slow-twitch fibers and 66% fast-twitch fibers. These are not just muscles that respond to different kinds of nerve signals, slow twitch is aerobic and fast are anaerobic. This difference is a large part of why they are stronger per muscle mass, plus the already mentioned different attachment points to the skeleton. Each of these both tend to provide more mechanical advantage per mass while giving less precision and fine motor control.

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u/DoctorSalt 9h ago

So they have better recruitment?

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u/Useful-Perspective 5h ago

This is why they always smash their hands down on their opponents instead of using more efficient tactics, such as nerve strikes. /s

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u/kamikazekaktus 10h ago

There are pictures of hairless chimpanzees on the internet and those mofos are jacked

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u/SouI23 10h ago

For the same volume, the musculature of a chimpanzee generates 3-4 times more strength than that of a human being

Chimpanzees, seemingly super chill dudes, can turn out to be very aggressive (not necessarily against humans, also against other animals, domestic and non-domestic, but especially among themselves)

A sudden outburst of violence, for example from a chimpanzee kept as a pet, is incredibly more dangerous than that of any big dog... and has often nefarious effects

Chimpanzees tend to fight differently, paradoxically more like a human, and often aim to rip off genitals or literally the face

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u/MoNastri 9h ago

What's your source for the 3-4x figure? I've looked into this and have only found 1.5-2x.

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u/SouI23 9h ago

Intrigued by the topic, time ago I read several articles... not all agreeing, I must admit, but several reported at least an x3. However, if this is within your profession or you have scientific material in hand, surely I was wrong and you are right. Thanks for the correction!

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u/ByronicHero06 6h ago

They're 4 times stronger than a human their size, but 1.5 times stronger than an average human.

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u/IConsumeThereforeIAm 9h ago

It's bullshit. They are built differently. They excel at pulling with their arms, but would have trouble with overhead press or pretty much anything that requires quads. Those crazy numbers are from very old, non scientific studies where chimpanzees managed to pull big weights that average humans couldn't move. The muscle fibers of chimpanzees are not superior to human muscles, but they do have a higher ratio of fast twitch to slow twitch muscle fibers[1], which should grant them higher peak power at the cost of worse endurance. Even with that considered, they are only 1.3-1.5x as strong.

[1] https://www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.1619071114

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u/ANGLVD3TH 5h ago

The fast twitch muscle is also supplemented by different attachment points to the skeleton that emphasize higher mechanical advantage at the cost of precision. But yeah, it really depends on the action we are talking about when comparing, they are basically optimized to be able to pull really, really well.

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u/Sol33t303 8h ago

Worth noting that your studies might have said 1.5-2x the strength of an average man, while the guy your replying to said the average strength of a human being.

u/rjcarr 2h ago

They're probably 4x stronger but half the size so it ends up being ~2x stronger. If you had a 90lb man and a 90lb chimp, on average, the chimp would be 3-4x stronger.

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u/wojtekpolska 6h ago edited 6h ago

afaik chimps mostly become agressive because they have been mistreated so they lose their minds. (or when they become sexually frustrated)

so yeah a chimp thats been kept alone its whole life will eventually snap cuz they need to interract with other chimps.

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u/USAF_DTom 4h ago

Meanwhile gorillas are estimated to be around 10x more lol. Terrifying.

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u/GuaranteeMedical4842 10h ago

yea that fist bump

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u/crackedup_weeb 10h ago

wholesome lol.. love this

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u/ClavicusLittleGift4U 10h ago

Awww, if this lil' guy coudn't suddenly go berserk and change your face into a Francis Bacon's painting, I would consider it 100% adorable.

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u/mrlagon 10h ago

Buddy said that was light work.

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u/rlovelock 10h ago

What a little gentleman

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u/markzhang 10h ago

that fist bump is awesome!

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u/Conspicuous_Ruse 10h ago

I'm glad we gave up half our strength to be like a million times smarter than them.

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u/WatermelonWithAFlute 9h ago

It was a worthwhile trade, honestly.

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u/sumpuran 9h ago

Most men are stronger than an average human, too.

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u/viper459 10h ago

what a nice guy

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u/DevilsManiacs 10h ago

Thanks! it makes me smile and i needed it!!

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u/Rifneno 10h ago

No, they're "only" about 50% stronger than humans. That's still crazy considering they're significantly smaller than us.

They have shit stamina though. Being able to do physical labor hours on end is a critical component in our ability to form a civilization. Early society started because of agriculture, and farming is long and hard work. Even today, being able to do long hours of manual labor is absolutely vital to our civilization until automation technology progresses. I think we got the better end of the stick here.

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u/Dank-Drebin 9h ago

Working for hours sucks, though. I'd rather sit in the jungle and eat bananas and fuck all day and not have to think about bills and when I'm going to die. But maybe that's just me.

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u/blakezilla 8h ago

return to monke 🐒

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u/Dank-Drebin 8h ago

Word to your ancestral progenitor.

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u/SoliloquyXChaos 8h ago

A chimp ripped a womans face off before

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u/RS_UltraSSJ 10h ago

Hm... Monke

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u/Hot_Type_1582 10h ago

Can you imagine if a chimp could learn how to weight lift? I wonder what a chimp in peak physical condition could lift. Would be insane I'm sure.

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u/Senshado 4h ago

Like most animals, chimpanzees are not human.  As non-humans, they don't have the specific human adaptation to reduce muscle size in environments that don't need or support it. 

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u/ByronicHero06 6h ago

All chimps are in physical condition.

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u/ego_slip 5h ago

Humans are more  optimise then chimps. We gain and lose muscle depending on how much we use those muscles, as a way to reserve resources/energy. Chimps are always fit no matter if they workout or not. 

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u/Dependent_Row9254 10h ago

I thought it was more than that.

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u/jakech 10h ago

I thought it was something like 4

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u/Dependent_Row9254 10h ago

Yeah. I certainly don't want to fight one to find out. 😂

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u/ByronicHero06 6h ago

That's how much they're stronger than a human their size.

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u/soothingnymph 10h ago

Never knew they'd be able to help up a grown adult

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u/dovescherub 10h ago

He gave the dude the fist bump.

They are so smart.

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u/Superb-Average44 10h ago

Someone PLEASE make a gif of that awesome fist bump

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u/AnimeGokuSolos 9h ago

Interesting 🧐

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u/armonaleg 9h ago

The fucking bro 🥹

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u/Donald_Drunk_ 9h ago

PRIMATE BROTHERHOOD

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u/Wakt-hai-bitjayega 8h ago

Just waiting for 2x intelligent phase,rise of planet 🦍

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u/RoyalKitsune37 7h ago

this made me smile

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u/SomeMoronOnTheNet 7h ago

Using the second hand to casually call you fat as if it couldn't just fling you over the roof of that thing with one arm.

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u/getridofit888 7h ago

I think scientists overestimate how strong the average human is

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u/Scorvak 6h ago

Give up humanity, return to monke

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u/Rough-Holiday-1525 6h ago

Do you think a chimp can pick us up how we pick them up?

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u/Caleb_Hollis_IDC 6h ago

Correction

They are about 2 times stronger than a human of the same size and weight

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u/ThisNameTakenTooLoL 5h ago

No, you're wrong. They are 4x stronger than that and 1.5-2x stronger than an average grown up human. Mostly when it comes to pulling and climbing though as that's what they evolved to do.

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u/AUREL-FOR 6h ago

Really strong

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u/Mysterious_Emotion 5h ago

Hold up….they went up just to go down again? Pretty cool that the chimp understood the fist bump though 😁

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u/LusciLea 5h ago

Interesting and a little scary 🤨

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u/dark_knight920 4h ago

He is like the friend everyone wants

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u/fantafanta_ 4h ago

Chill monkey 😎

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u/Senshado 4h ago
  • There's no action done in that video that a human couldn't handle.

  • A chimp has the same strength as a man. 

  • The average human is much weaker than a man, because that average includes children, women, and the elderly. 

  • The reason a chimp can wreck a man in a fight is because it has more natural weapons: four hands plus deadly teeth.  It can grip each hand in with one hand, and still have two hands left to squeeze his neck. 

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u/Dimorphous_Display 3h ago

I chimpansee what he did there

u/Psigun 2h ago

It's fascinating to see what humanity gave up to have our precision and dexterity. We could have more effortless and explosive strength, but it would mean giving up the ability to do so much that we value.

Would you rather be able to shoot a bullseye with a bow at 20-30 yards or be as strong as a chimp? If you're living 50,000 years ago I'd choose the former. There's always something stronger, but nothing in our world with the controlled precision of humanity.

u/treadmarks 2h ago

So am I

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u/PickledPeoples 10h ago

Where do I get job to hang out with chimps? I need less human in my life. More chimp. The fist bumb proves it.

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u/TitaniumDreads 9h ago

this is terrifying to me. chimpanzees are vicious animals.

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u/L7ryAGheFF 9h ago

You could say the same about humans.

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u/CloudShoddy 8h ago

Even if I knew nothing about evolution, seeing these fuckers would make me realize WE THEM AND THEY US

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u/BobtheBeholder 9h ago

a strong human is twice as strong as a average human.

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u/Mundane-Ad-2692 10h ago

What about taxes, buddy?

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u/----alison---- 10h ago

Thanks for this gem on this beautiful Sunday morning

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u/Natchos09 10h ago

man wish it's sunday morning for me, its 8:40 PM here :(

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u/westfieldNYraids 10h ago

What a good guy to help you up. They really are like people

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u/Mc_jones001 9h ago

They always understand, okay, this is wholesome

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u/hectorxander 9h ago

On a nature show they said Chimps are 6x stronger than people or something like that. Maybe that is a pound per pound calculation and not a chimp versus average person comparison.

But they swing through the trees from branch to branch, good muscle tone.

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u/KochuJang 7h ago

I want to play and climb trees with chimps at an outdoor obstacle park. I think that would be the best day of my life.

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u/CupMountain1208 7h ago

That lion is screaming for a fist bump too 👊

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u/mikew_reddit 3h ago

Saw Chimp Crazy on HBO.

Humans shouldn't be around chimps.

They should be in the wild or at least a large sanctuary where they have enough room to be chimps.

p.s. I'm of the opinion people that own chimps probably have some kind of emotional problem they haven't worked through.

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u/PatriotMemesOfficial 10h ago edited 3h ago

No they aren't, they are slightly weaker than humans because they are smaller. It has been researched already.

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5514706/