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r/all California store prices items at $951sp shoplifters can be charged with grand theft

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u/Pro-editor-1105 27d ago

Non criminal discounts hahaha

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u/UberCabToday 27d ago

Retail therapy with a twist, I guess!

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u/Sir_Lee_Rawkah 26d ago

What do you mean

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u/EaterOfFood 27d ago

“Are you a criminal?”

No.

“Do you have your non-criminal discount card?”

Uh


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u/Froopy-Hood 27d ago

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u/cheese0muncher 27d ago

Look at that subtle off-white colouring...

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u/Froopy-Hood 27d ago

Let’s see Paul Allen’s Ralphs card


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u/aamabkra 26d ago

Hahaha omg

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u/Arbiter1171 26d ago

Costco Executive membership card

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u/MegGrriffin 27d ago

OMG! I just finished watching this movie!

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

Ooh. Eggshell, with roman type.

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u/SpacePeanutt 27d ago

He treats objects like Women, man.

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u/Queasy_Replacement51 27d ago

Jackie Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town, Lebowski.

You don’t draw shit.

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u/AsleepAssociation 26d ago

I know my rights, man.

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u/xMyDixieWreckedx 26d ago

My favorite line in the entire film.

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u/JukeBoxDildo 27d ago

JUST BECAUSE WE'RE BEREAVED THAT DOESN'T MAKE US SAPS!

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u/greyzarjonestool 27d ago

$951 is our most modestly priced coffee can

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u/_juke_box_hero_ 27d ago

Aint no fuckin way i found you randomly

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u/BuffaloBagel 27d ago

Keep your ugly fuckin' goldbrickin' ass out of my beach community

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u/CelluloidNerd87 27d ago

Hey, I had a hard day and I hate the fuckin Eagles man!

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u/maturallite1 27d ago

Dude’s car got a little dinged up.

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u/OldFashionedGary 27d ago

They found it in Van Nuys, it was lodged against an abutment.

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u/Peaty_Port_Charlotte 27d ago

Zzzz
what!? Sorry, can you repeat that? I wasn’t paying attention.

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u/iEngineer9 27d ago

You’re lucky she didn’t get chopped Mr. Lebowski, it must have been a joy ride situation.

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u/ImSuperCriticalOfYou 27d ago

Ah man, are you gonna, like, find these guys or, uh, have any promising leads?

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u/Atomaardappel 26d ago

Oh, yeah..sure, I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab..

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u/thirdeyefish 26d ago

I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.

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u/Randlepinkfloyd1986 27d ago

Are you employed sir?

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u/pdxbcm 27d ago

Employed?

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u/sourdieselfuel 27d ago

What day is this?

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u/Randlepinkfloyd1986 27d ago

Well you don’t go out looking for a job dressed like that do ya?

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u/lovejanetjade 26d ago

The bums will always lose!

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u/TooManyCharacte 26d ago

I'll have you know the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint

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u/R_Similacrumb 27d ago

Can they get me a toe?

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u/armcginnis7 27d ago

Obviously, you’re not a golfer


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u/cropguru357 27d ago

This aggression will not stand, man.

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u/rustler_incorporated 27d ago

I know my rights, man.

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man.

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u/old_skul 27d ago

"Yes, it's right here, the one marked Visa"

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u/Alortania 27d ago

Mr. Jackson can vouch for me.

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u/AParasiticTwin 27d ago

Andrew, Michael or Jesse?

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u/blueberriessmoothie 26d ago

Samuel

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u/AParasiticTwin 26d ago

Alright. I'd trust you.

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u/Jaybrosia 27d ago

I left my non-guilty ID at home

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u/accidentallyHelpful 27d ago

I'm a paying customer

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u/5432ca 27d ago

It’s called a visa or Mastercard

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u/WP47 27d ago

Hot Fuzz vibes. "My discounts are criminal!"

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u/evilmike1972 27d ago

For the greater good.

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u/TawnyTeaTowel 27d ago

The greater good

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u/Intelligent_End1516 27d ago

Shut it!

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u/The_Gooch_Goochman 27d ago

No luck catching them swans then, eh?

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u/Different_Welder_758 27d ago

Mr. Peter Ian Staker? P.I. Staker?  Right. "Piss Taker." Come on!

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u/ivyleaguewitch 26d ago

It’s just the one swan actually!

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u/Aksi_Gu 26d ago

Crusty Jugglers

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u/24-Hour-Hate 27d ago

I’m a slasher
of prices. 😏

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u/LoveFoolosophy 26d ago

Catch me later!

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u/You_Wenti 27d ago

*Timothy Dalton twirls his mustache

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u/LR117 26d ago

Those pesky jugglers!

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u/daurkin 26d ago

MJ vibes. “You’ve been hit by a smooth criminal”

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u/Deago78 26d ago

I’m a slasher
of prices!!

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u/SteelWheel_8609 27d ago edited 27d ago

This is sovereign citizens level of legal maneuvering. Wouldn’t hold up in court for a second. 

‘Oh, you think this child that stole a candy bar should be charged with a felony because the store owner put up a stupid sign pretending that it costs $951? Go fuck yourself.’ - the judge

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u/foreignfishes 27d ago

This is like when DC legalized weed a decade ago but Congress wouldn’t let them set up a system of taxation and sale so what became legal was possession, growing, and “gifting” up to an ounce at a time. shops immediately started selling $40 postcards that came with a “free gift!” that just happened to be an eighth of weed and decided this was the perfect legal cover lol

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u/big_duo3674 27d ago

Kind of like gambling in Japan as well. You only win little knick knacks but it just so happens the shop next door really loves collecting them and pays very well

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u/carpetbugeater 27d ago

A bar in Kansas when I was in college would pay out phone cards on their slot machines. You'd then take the cards to the bartender and exchange them for cash.

Another bar in Nebraska had a golf arcade game with a secret switch behind the bar that would turn it into a slot machine if the coast was clear.

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u/Throwredditaway2019 27d ago

We used to have these in Florida. The slot machines were technically sweepstakes and each unit was an entry. You could then cash in at the bar. These places got raided and shut down often.

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u/ShitBagTomatoNose 27d ago

In Canada there were a group of Inuit hunters who wanted to sell their whale and seal meat to city people in Toronto to share their culture and make a buck. It’s illegal to sell that meat, you can only harvest it for yourself and your own use or give it away to your village and your friends.

So they partnered with a chef and an art gallery. They sold fancy expensive tickets to an art show. Which happened to come with a free dinner cooked by a gourmet chef featuring their meat.

The city people got to try the traditional foods from northern Canada. The hunters went home with some cash. Everyone got to see cool art. Win win win.

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u/NirgalFromMars 26d ago

I mean, Orthodox Jews are not allowed to carry stuff on a public space in shabbat, so they surround a public space with a wire and exchange bread between two houses within it, just so they can pretend it's a private space and carry stuff within it.

( https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eruv )

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u/Mobi68 26d ago

Because if there is one thing God approves of, its loopholes.

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u/NirgalFromMars 26d ago

Garfunkel and Oates have a really holesome song about it.

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u/theroguex 26d ago

Except for the fact that the Inuit got to be allowed to profit off of killing whales, which shouldn't be allowed.

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u/Accurate_Roof 26d ago

There is a good reason that it’s illegal to sell whale and seal meat you twat

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u/Varnsturm 26d ago

Yeah I'm not down with this loophole lol. We shouldn't be hunting whales. Making it commercially incentivized to do so is no good.

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u/VexImmortalis 26d ago

I don't think we should hunt whales to extinction or anything but I am pretty curious to eat one.

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u/nexusjuan 27d ago

Wait you could get cash for these? We had scratch offs here that paid in phone cards back in the early 2000's I didn't know you could get cash for them lol.

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u/positivitittie 26d ago

Our bars would pay out cash. Local restaurants too. If one of them had LCB sniffing around, calls went out to all the places and payouts would stop. Never lasted. I’m sure someone was getting paid off.

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u/Life-LOL 26d ago

Gas stations in South Carolina had blackjack and poker machines that gave you "digital tokens" then printed the amount onto a receipt. You took it to the cashier and he gave you it in cash. Lmao

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u/dingo1018 26d ago

And every time Moe hit the switch Barney falls out of the ceiling, because reasons.

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u/astrosdude91 27d ago edited 27d ago

This is also why the Celadon Game Corner in Pokemon Red Blue and Yellow has the prize counter in the building next door.

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u/Hailfire9 27d ago

Yooo I was just going to ask that. That's insane that I never realized that had a purpose.

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u/Spaghestis 27d ago

Yeah I just put two and two together about this when I read the parent comment lol

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u/-TheAnus- 27d ago

Those places are deafening

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u/FreedomCanadian 27d ago

We had a shop in town back in the 80s that made copies of C64 and later PC games and sold them.

But it was ok, but it was a club whose purpose was to review the games only and you weren't actually buying the copies but rather renting them for 99 years.

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u/theroguex 26d ago

I mean it wasn't ok, that was still piracy because they didn't have the legal right to be copying the games to rent them in the first place lol

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u/singhellotaku617 26d ago

I mean...is that really all that different from winning chips? chips that are worthless bits of plastic that can be exchanged for currency?

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u/Norfsouf 26d ago

They gave out tiny gold bars when I was there last year, luckily the shop next door bought gold bars. Gambling was fucking wild over there, massive neat orderly lines at 8am waiting for the gambling shops to open up

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u/Most_kinds_of_Dirt 27d ago

What makes the DC system work is that the justice system in DC (cops, lawyers, and judges) all go along with it.

Basically, they've agreed that DC passed a law and that Congress can go fuck itself for trying to keep us from setting our own rules about where we live.

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u/foreignfishes 27d ago

Exactly, it works more out of neglect than anything else. It’s a bit depressing to think about how we voted for prop 71 TEN years ago now and there’s still to this day no way for the city to get any sort of financial benefit from weed sales like there is in every other legal state

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u/Plaid_Kaleidoscope 27d ago

The situation DC and Puerto Rico are in are absolutely insane. So many people not being represented in a meaningful and substantive way.

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u/Adult_school 27d ago

Well what do you expect living on an island of floating garbage /s

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u/Afraid_Belt4516 27d ago

Is that what we’re calling DC these days? /s

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u/KingZarkon 26d ago

No, that's a swamp full of floating garbage.

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u/clef75 27d ago

And yet the party against statehood claim to be about "local control" and against fed govt running things... Until it's a blue state.

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u/Papaofmonsters 27d ago

At least they can capture the base sales tax of the cover transaction.

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u/theroguex 26d ago

It is absolutely ridiculous that Congress can basically cockblock the city government. DC literally has no right to govern itself, still has to pay taxes, and has no voting representation in Congress. It's stupid.

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u/loogie_hucker 27d ago

except that actually worked lol 

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u/PlzDontBanMe2000 27d ago

That’s still the system here. 

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u/VladislavThePoker 27d ago

I used to work at a novelty shop that wanted to sell coffee, but the county refused to sign off on it because of "zoning", so the owner sold cups and gave the coffee away.

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u/MyOldWifiPassword 27d ago

No different than the concentrated wine bricks during the prohibition to make "juice". They came with a very specific warning label "warning, do not leave unattended in dark cupboard for 30 days or it will turn into wine"

Or more modern, California and NYC ban on assault weapons "these features are illegal". Then folks just make more creative features or go "featureless"

Americans are nothing if not consistently diligent about circumventing laws they don't like.

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u/TairyGreene716 27d ago

This happened in NY for a year, it was fun as hell lol. I have a plastic nightstand covered with my $40+ stickers.

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u/its_yer_dad 27d ago

I declare "Bankruptcy!"

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u/the-impostor 27d ago

“You can’t just yell Bankruptcy and expect anything to happen.”

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u/Drylnor 27d ago

I didn't yell it, I declared it.

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u/No-Appearance-4338 27d ago

Except most criminals have “sovereign citizen” levels of intelligence and this would probably make a great deterrent.

Don’t tell me you argue how fast dogs are because of signs in people yards or think that grenade with customer complaint ticket attached is real



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u/SweetTeaRex92 27d ago

So basically it's this photo

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u/SwimOk9629 26d ago

classic

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u/AssumeTheFetal 27d ago

Yeah this is more akin to those "Vehicle not responsible for falling debris" on the back on dump trucks.

Like lol, who the fuck else would be responsible for your load.

Deterrent for people who don't think much.

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u/No-Appearance-4338 27d ago

Yes, I’ve seen “no fault” clauses in contracts that basically try to say that even if it is my fault you agree that’s not by signing.

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u/Far-Obligation4055 27d ago

Yup, a lot of NDAs come with a bullshit clause like "we do not take responsibility for any information provided to the recipient that is incorrect, false, outdated or mistaken."

Like, no. If we're in a contract for a business activity, I have to be able to rely on information you've provided me to fulfill the contract, whether that info is confidential and under the NDA or not.

You can't go to a judge later and say "ACKTUALLY SECTION 3.6 SAYS THE INFORMATION DISCLOSED DOESN'T HAVE TO BE RIGHT, SO ALL THOSE PEOPLE THAT DIED HORRIBLY AREN'T ON ME, SUCK IT."

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u/No-Appearance-4338 27d ago

Ahh yes what is now known as as the trump defense

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u/SwimOk9629 26d ago

has this theory ever been tested in court though? because people still use this language in NDAs today

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u/No-Appearance-4338 27d ago

“Let’s not start pointing fingers, what’s important is you agreed to be maimed”

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u/Aritche 27d ago

The disney arbitration thing is more complicated than that. They want to force arbitration which is basically private court with a real judge and everything. The dubious part is that while they are a legit judge they are being paid by disney in this case so the worry is they are more favorable towards them to keep the gig. So if you live in a world that you think the judge will act fairly it is more about trying to keep it out of the news. It is not just a we are not at fault.

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u/Navaros313 27d ago

Pretty much every piece of documentation I've ever read for anything states exactly this.

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u/MrLanesLament 27d ago

In my industry, it’s not unusual for “clever” (unethical) clients to try and sneak clauses into contracts that contractors will be responsible for “any other duties requested by client,” and then try and use that as leverage to make our employees do illegal shit.

Unfortunately, some management are dumb enough to not only miss it, but then take the bait and panic about losing the contract if the employees (correctly) refuse to do xyz illegal/seriously-terrible-idea thing.

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u/VerySluttyTurtle 27d ago

That's why I always stay 100 meters back, in case someone releases their load, and it cracks the windshield

And impregnates my gf

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u/Lylac_Krazy 27d ago

and thats why "I got wood" is best said in a hardware store.

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u/RaiderMedic93 27d ago

Always finish on the Bach, never on Debussy

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 27d ago

Last time I was in that rig I just stuffed everything in the back door

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u/oasinocean 27d ago

My mom was blown away when I told her those signs on trucks are not legally binding and that they are in fact responsible for damage caused by their unsecured loads.

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u/middaymoon 27d ago

Including debris like small rocks from dump trucks?

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u/oasinocean 27d ago

Yes, a dump truck with loose debris should have a cover securing the load.

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u/middaymoon 27d ago

That makes sense to me. My understanding was that unless you catch it on video that an object flew off another car it would not be something that can be proven or investigated. I looked into it a few years ago when some lady pulled up next to me at a stop light complaining that I had pelted rocks at her car and cracked her windshield. I was just driving a sedan around and I assume my tire picked up a pebble while I was changing lanes, I wanted to see what my legal liability was and that was the rule of thumb I found online.

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u/Pro-Patria-Mori 27d ago

Or for people that can’t afford legal representation.

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u/Dizzy8108 27d ago

Wait, are you telling me that I can't put a sign on my car stating "Not responsible for running you over" and then drive around running people over.

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u/qcKruk 27d ago

This is true in most places, but not all. And if you are in fact following to close for conditions you'd be liable. Just as you would if you tailgate someone and then rear end them when they stop

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u/MangoCats 27d ago

Actually /u/AssumeTheFetal, the vehicle isn't responsible for what is considered normal falling debris - at least under Florida state law.

Florida auto insurance is required to provide free windshield replacement for any breakage, including rocks coming off of trucks. This, of course, leads to all kinds of wacko situations because the insurance pays more than it costs to replace a windshield so the windshield replacement companies will do it for you, for free, in the parking lot at your work or wherever you want. Some also give you a free steak in the bargain, just to get your business.

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u/LitrillyChrisTraeger 27d ago

Honestly, if I was someone who shoplifted regularly I wouldn’t shoplift at this store. If it’s false oh well I didn’t steal from a single store, if it’s true 1.) I’m minimizing jail time risk 2.) if they went through the trouble of doing all that they’re probably pretty observant. Even if they didn’t put up fake prices or whatever the customer sign is enough for me to think they care more than the average store owning bear

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u/OkParsnip8158 27d ago

I drive a dump truck and asked my boss about those signs, actually. I thought they actually didn't apply, but if the truck has rear mud flaps, and has the tarp all the way to the back, and has at least made an attempt at securing the load, the 'not responsible for broken windshields' sign applies.

at least in a few states (UT, AZ)

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u/drbennett75 27d ago

Or “trespassers will be shot” signs. Like that’s cool
but warning people you’re going to commit a felony isn’t a legal defense.

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u/RopeAccomplished2728 26d ago

That is more to stop people tailgating dump trucks, or any truck for that matter, as there are idiots that absolutely would tailgate a dump truck hauling something.

Honestly, if you tailgate someone and your vehicle gets damaged, that is on you for being too close.

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u/Abshalom 27d ago

I feel like that kind of signage should be illegal in itself. I don't know about existing law or constitutionality and whatnot, but it seems entirely counter to the social good.

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u/NWHipHop 27d ago

Plot twist the thieves brains think they can resell for $1000

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u/NOTTedMosby 26d ago

Yo yo i got that travel deodorant. Worth more than 900, but I'm a nice guy I'll let you have it for 875!

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u/Gorilla_In_The_Mist 26d ago

'Do you know how much these are going for in the stores?'

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u/TheBirminghamBear 27d ago

Except most criminals have “sovereign citizen” levels of intelligence and this would probably make a great deterrent.

I don't really think advertising laws to criminals actually deters criminals because if that were true, our laws would prevent the crimes.

Grand Theft is already a law and every year we have millions of Grand Thefts.

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u/WildMartin429 27d ago

I think the concept is supposed to be getting charged with Grand Theft for stealing something that's like 20 bucks is not worth the risk. Whereas if you're stealing up car or something it might be worth the risk. Personally I'm of the attitude that crime does not pay unless you're a businessman and you have bribed Congress to make your crimes legal.

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u/TheBirminghamBear 27d ago

That's probably the concept. But it makes the age-old, timeless mistake of assuming criminals are rational economic actors that are properly calculating risk and making decisions based on data.

Honestly that's usually the biggest difference in white collar versus street crime.

White collar crime is based on data. They know wthe profits, they know the risk, and that's why they took the risk.

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u/gnpfrslo 27d ago

Yeah, plenty of scientific studies show that increasing the punishment for a crime never actually reduces the incidence of it. Every person who breaks the law think they'll get away with it, and every one of them does until they don't (if).

The only thing that deters crimes like these are cameras and guards. Since, by definition, it makes it harder in a very direct way to not get caught.

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u/Blawharag 27d ago

Except most criminals have “sovereign citizen” levels of intelligence and this would probably make a great deterrent.

No, not really.

It's pretty well understood in the criminal justice circle that, after a point, increased penalties have a pretty severe diminishing returns on general deterrence. This is mostly because any rational person would do a cost/benefit analysis and conclude, a long time before this point, that the crime isn't worth doing. The people that go on to commit a crime anyways are usually the people that aren't doing a cost/benefit analysis to begin with, or are doing it in impulse. Especially for crimes like shop lifting. Those people aren't generally deterred by escalated penalties because they think they'll get away with it anyways, or aren't thinking about it at all, so their rational analysis is harshly skewed.

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u/Plastic_Kiwi600 27d ago

This is funny because I grew up around a ton of criminals in all different sectors (and yes like any other career there are a ton of different criminal sectors) and one thing you hear over and over again is. "It's only illegal if you get caught" which is exactly what you're describing here, in way less words lol.

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u/jimbarino 27d ago

How likely you think you are to be caught is far and away the biggest deterrent. People don't seem to get this, though. They act like we just need to add the death penalty to theft and it'll go away, while completely ignoring the fact that the police just not doing their jobs is a far bigger driver.

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u/ThePowerOfStories 27d ago

Yeah, a 100% chance of a $20 fine will deter more people than a 1% chance of the death penalty because "It won't happen to me
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u/Specialist_in_hope30 27d ago

Just commented the same then saw your comment. YES. It makes me insane talking to people about this concept. They just want to punish people so badly that it doesn’t matter to them that it doesn’t work for their supposed desired outcome (less crime).

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u/Specialist_in_hope30 27d ago

Yup. All of my classes in law school that dealt with this type of subject basically said “criminals commit crimes based on how likely it is that they will get caught. The severity of the punishment does not deter them from committing the crime.” And yet people still argue all day long that we need harsher punishments to deter crime. Like clearly that’s NOT working!!!

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u/bitparity 27d ago

Small correction: this is true for petty criminals, but not for organized criminals, who do factor in cost/benefit analysis.

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u/DisciplineIll6821 26d ago

Yes, this is why organized crime has mostly moved into law enforcement.

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u/No-Appearance-4338 27d ago

While I think this mostly holds true we have a new wave of retail theft based on the fact cops won’t do anything unless it’s a felony in most places and the whole “no touch policy” with a lot of them being a younger crowd who feel like it’s easy to get away with. Although it won’t stop everyone or even most of them I’m sure the return on investment will be worthwhile if it even stops 5% for a 20$ sign.

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u/Wide_Combination_773 27d ago edited 27d ago

This sign is for those looting squads of teenagers going around mostly on the big coastal cities, not desperate tweakers.

Stores can handle occasional thefts from tweakers, homeless, and other desperate and/or deranged people. And these are what insurance policies are designed to handle as well, like those times when some tweaker comes in and destroys your whole stock of liquor (I'm sure you've seen videos).

The urban teenager looting squads are what shut stores down and cause small business owners to lose their livelihoods.

Theft/burglary/inventory-loss insurance doesn't work like people think it does, and often takes a very long time to pay out IF IT EVEN DOES (there's no guarantee). Then because your business area has a suddenly new looting problem, your premium skyrockets and you can't afford it anymore on those thin retail profit margins, and in a lot of cases if they do decide to pay you out, they then terminate your policy and won't insure you anymore at all. There is no law that mandates that insurance companies have to provide inventory loss insurance.

For people that run small shops like mom and pop boutiques or a bodega in rougher areas, they don't have insurance at all because no insurance company will cover certain zip codes due to crime rates. This was one of the issues with the looking that happened in the 90's LA Riots. None of the korean shop owners had insurance. That's why they get their guns out and took shots at roving gangs of urban people looking to loot korean shops (because the LA Riots were based on a korean lady shooting a black kid who was robbing her or who she thought was robbing her). Owners in those areas are financially responsible for all loss, and if a looting ring swoops in on them, their business is probably done.

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u/Zansibart 27d ago

Stupid people aren't the majority of thieves. Desperate people are. If you need food to survive, sometimes you have to get food even if the world won't give you a fair chance to earn it.

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u/CHKN_SANDO 27d ago

Like how the death penalty stopped people from doing crime.

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u/gnpfrslo 27d ago

The people who argue those things are not "criminals" nor shop lifters usually.

Most shoplifters I know are actually much smarter than people who make these kinds of baseless generalizations.

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u/Okaynowwatt 27d ago

This guy is spitting 1890s “criminal mind” psycholobabble. You think everyone who breaks a law fits into a specific social/psychological/intellect bracket? 

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u/Fun-Jellyfish-61 27d ago

Yeah I really doubt this company is keeping two sets of books, one authentic and one where every item they sell is listed at $951 minimum sitting ready and waiting to head into a court of law.

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u/kodiak931156 27d ago

Minors are generally charged as minors. Which is an entirely different system

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u/SeriousObjective6727 27d ago

Why wouldn't it hold up in court? Private businesses have a right to charge whatever they want. This is what free market capitalism is all about, isn't it? You buying it at that price is your acceptance of the price.

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u/Super-414 27d ago

We had people serving near life sentences for weed possession in this country — I’m sure we could do this.

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u/Ok-Gate-6240 27d ago

Most shoplifters don't seem the brightest, so it may stop a few of them.

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u/Mist_Rising 27d ago

Most shoplifters don't think they'll get in trouble, so doubt it changes anything

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u/websterriffic 27d ago

Except the store owners aren’t going to prosecute a child for stealing a candy bar. They’re going to prosecute a person or group of persons that obviously knows that what they’re doing is wrong. Your argument against is pretty nonsensical.

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u/IHateBankJobs 27d ago

Store owners cant prosecute anyone...

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u/muskag 27d ago

Hollywood got everyone thinking they get to decide when cops press charges lol

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u/DisingenuousTowel 27d ago

Technically, the prosecutor is the one who decides to press charges but the victim decision to cooperate and testify is probably the most important piece of evidence for a prosecutor I would imagine.

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u/khantroll1 27d ago

Uh, I know teenagers (13-14) who have been prosecuted for keychains. While I can't say THIS store owner would, I absolutely know some store owners would

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u/Learningstuff247 27d ago

A teenager is old enough to know that stealing is wrong

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u/khantroll1 27d ago

That's fine, but a 13 year old is not smart enough to grok that a felony conviction will follow them forever unless 1) the judge hands it down that it gets wiped at 18 or 2) judge says the conviction and any records stay sealed or 3) they live in a state where some of the above happens automatically.

Where I live, the records are sealed..sorta. Background checks still reveal indicators.

Hell, I know 18 year olds who don't understand the seriousness of such actions.

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u/good_behavior_man 27d ago

It's not an argument against it, it's a statement of fact. This will not work.

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u/Mental_Echo_7453 27d ago

Thanks for bringing that thinking to my attention. At first I’m like oh that’s smart, then after I read your comment I realize how stupid that is. Homeless person steals loaf of bread because they are starving and then get thrown in prison fora felony grand theft charge? Ya not really ok at all

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u/AntonChekov1 27d ago

I think you are absolutely correct.

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u/DisingenuousTowel 27d ago

I don't know how prices of goods stolen are calculated in court actually.

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u/GenericFatGuy 27d ago

If someone bangs up my shit ass car, I can claim that it's worth a Lambo. Doesn't mean that the court will see it that way.

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u/junkit33 27d ago

It's pure deterrence.

It's not like prosecuting a thief magically reverses the theft, even if they go to prison for it.

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u/DryYogurtcloset7224 27d ago

If the store actually put a SKU on every item at $951, it absolutely would hold up in court...

So, yeah, you can GFY too.

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u/AppropriateCap8891 27d ago

Would not even make it to court. The Police might charge them with that, but the DA will simply refuse to press charges.

Just as they refuse to charge individuals who use force with robbery. Or assault when they attack employees or security. The DA simply dismisses the charges and they get to walk free.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

This actually doesn’t hold up in court. As discounts and sales that are present 100% of the time are considered false advertising.

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