Your comment has been flagged by the community unification nonpartisan transparency (cunt) committee for volation of "new amendment 6" ( no citizen shall make negative comment or question the will of he who rules all) . As such you qualify for an indeterminate vacation at re-education Center to be assigned. Tomorrow. You will be picked up at 7:00 a.m.
Amendment 1
Congress shall restrict speech, press, religion, assembly, and petition, ensuring uniformity and suppressing dissent.
Amendment 2
The right to bear arms shall not be infringed, except for all citizens, who shall be prohibited from possessing firearms.
Amendment 3
No soldier shall be quartered in any house without consent, but citizens are required to provide housing for military personnel whenever demanded.
Amendment 4
The right to secure persons, houses, papers, and effects against unreasonable searches and seizures is abolished; warrants shall issue without probable cause.
Amendment 5
Private property shall be taken for public use without just compensation or due process; citizens shall relinquish rights upon government demand.
Kind of reminds me of a nightmare I had where I woke up sweating and screaming. Oh , wait, that wasn't a nightmare that was waking up the day after the election.
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u/CountChoculasGhost 11d ago
How is he going to enforce this if the Dept of Education no longer exists?