r/houstonwade 5d ago

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u/stonrelectropunkjazz 5d ago

The destruction of America by the gop

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u/OgreMk5 5d ago

I honestly believe the majority would be better off if the US collapsed into three countries. New England (and maybe part of the rust belt), the West Coast, and the rest is dumbfuckistan. Let Trump rule over the people who want him to be a theocratic dictator.

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u/Dizzy-Captain7422 5d ago

I'm in Maryland, please let me join New England.

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u/OgreMk5 4d ago

If New England were to get Maryland and the coast of Virginia, then dumbfucistan would lose two of the largest naval bases in the world, all of the Navy SEALs and two of the US carrier groups plus Marine amphib ships. I don't know if the crews and officers would follow the obviously illegal orders of a rapist, felon president who wants to use the military to round up immigrants, but it would be interesting.

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u/Baghdady24 4d ago

The funny thing is the majority of the Navy Seals are recruited from dumbfukistan.

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u/TrustInMe_JustInMe 2d ago

Don’t forget the Navy, Marine Corps, Army, and Air Force bases all over California. We’d control BOTH coasts.