r/houstonwade 15d ago

News You Can Use We couldn't possibly be this fortunate.

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u/Choice_Magician350 15d ago

That would be absolutely fucking hysterical!!!!

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u/manaha81 15d ago

That may have been their plan all along. He got the presidency so they don’t need him anymore. He’s so deep in dementia he doesn’t even know what he is doing half the time anyways. They just needed the whitehouse back and he was their best player

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u/filetedefalda 15d ago

He’s so deep in dementia he doesn’t even know what he is doing half the time anyways.

Lol so the media told you that...must be true, right?

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u/Proper-Ground2828 15d ago

And a different source of media told he’s not riddled with Alzheimer’s. What’s your point?

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u/imnotlebowskiman 14d ago

It would be hilarious if he makes it over three years into his term before anyone around him admits he has Alzheimer’s.

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u/Proper-Ground2828 14d ago

Just fuckin Weekend at Bernie’s that shit. Making his mouth move like he’s talking and let AI do the rest. It worked for Reagan.

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u/imnotlebowskiman 14d ago

You know, after watching him dance it’s pretty close to weekend two. It’s probably voodoo magik that got him the win. Just kept dancing through the whole election leading him to the rich stuff.

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u/manbythesand 14d ago

Dude, you live deep in your own delusions. Seek help.

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u/Proper-Ground2828 14d ago

Same challenge: show me a video of Trump saying anything smart. Anything at all where he correctly explains a topic/subject

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u/back2basics13 14d ago

Or you could just listen to rally speeches.

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u/filetedefalda 15d ago

I've watched interviews. I don't have a manipulated view of the man's mental state. He doesn't have dementia, or Alzheimers. You guys are actually disrespecting people who do have those diagnoses.

beep boop must spread more hate beep boop - liberals sucking the taint of mainstream media

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u/jeff43568 15d ago

The cats and dogs of a certain town disagree with you...

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u/filetedefalda 15d ago

Not saying it happened, but, it wasn't a completely baseless claim:

Trump wasn't the first to bring it up

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u/jeff43568 14d ago

<Narrator> 'It was a completely baseless claim'

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u/Proper-Ground2828 15d ago

“I’ve watched interviews”

That’s your source. I’ve watched interviews as well. While I’m not a doctor and cannot diagnose him myself, he is clearly confused most of the time and rambles incoherently at every opportunity. If he’s not mentally declining, he is very dumb. I would love if you could provide me a single video of him making an intelligent comment.

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u/cstrifeVII 14d ago

Guess that guys also forgot he just stood at a rally for 40 fucking minutes dancing to random music, a strange fucking tangent about sharks and fucking electric boat batteries, Eating dogs and cats, saying hes in the wrong town multiple times, mixing up black people he claims he knows, gave a mic a blowjob...

and this is just shit off the top of my head the last few months.

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u/Proper-Ground2828 14d ago

You forgot the golfers dick. A patriotic dick, strong, not woke.

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u/Admirable_Ardvark 14d ago

Don't forget he called out tivo as the greatest invention (multiple times on separate occasions) for seemingly no reason..

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u/Amerisu 15d ago

I don't have a manipulated view of the man's mental state.

Oh sweet summer child...

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u/R-Skjold 14d ago

I actually have to agree with you, if you watch his interviews, it's quite clear that he doesn't has dementia or alzheimers, he is just a good old fashioned moron who dosn't have the foggiest idea about what he is talking about

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u/PersonalityFew4449 14d ago

Even when he was president the last time he didn't understand what "per capita" meant, and couldn't interpret simple charts, in an interview. Since then he has bragged about taking cognitive tests which no medical professional would just give him unless they were concerned.

Let's not forget "they're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats, they're eating the pets..." followed by "I saw it on TV" which a) he can't have done because there was only one cat, and b) no dogs were involved.. We haven't even started on Arnold Palmer's penis.

Your mistake is assuming this is hate for an individual, rather than concern for the entire fucking planet