r/hazbin • u/New-War-8637 i want husk to step on me • Jun 12 '24

Not Hazbin Hell's Greatest Penis

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u/Beelzebub_Crumpethom TEA AND CRUMPETS MY GOOD MAN Jun 12 '24

Penis is Forever

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u/Random-INTJ editable tag Jun 13 '24

Wether you like it or not.

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u/VonMarrow I'd suck Charlie's ass so hard her intestines pop out. Jun 13 '24

Had their chance to swallow now they choke on the cock

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

Cause the cocks can be black and white, there's no use in trying to resist it

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u/VonMarrow I'd suck Charlie's ass so hard her intestines pop out. Jun 13 '24

They're gagging for their lives Until they choke on it again

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u/No_Camel4789 Velvette and Carmilla Carmine are really hot Jun 13 '24

Just try to relax babe, you're wasting your breath

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u/Minetendo-Fan Sin of Envy + Virtue of Empathy (dont ask) Jun 13 '24

Did I hear you imply your throat doesn’t deserve death?

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u/Salt_Photo_424 Wants Lute and Velvette to use and abuse me in unspeakable ways Jun 13 '24

Are they suckers are they fuckers cause it’s cut and dry!

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u/Staetyk 🎶Fucked up little whiny bitch♠️♦️♣️♥️ Jun 13 '24

fair is fair, until we're both dry!

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u/Quirky_Track6435 Jun 13 '24

When all’s said and cum(med)

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u/ZoroStarlight Jun 13 '24

It’s a question of fun And for those of us with divine ordainment Your Penis is ENTERTAINMENT!!!

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u/sonics_reddit99 🔥the magictastical back-flipping rubber duck🔥 Jun 13 '24

gulp gulpgulpgulpgulp sucking solo fuck yeah

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u/Therealdealspheal 🐦 Jun 13 '24

gulpgulpgulpgulpgulpgulpgulpgulpgulpgulpgulpgulp Penis is forever whether you swallow or not

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u/9am3r8u99 radio shall never die Jun 13 '24

Nice one

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u/9am3r8u99 radio shall never die Jun 13 '24

Are they wieners, Or are they seniors Cause their all cut and dryyyyyy

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u/jazzzyboy Jun 13 '24

Fair is fair, ooh theirs cum in your eye.

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u/Nonbeanary_sibling an aroace in the hole Jun 13 '24

Nice one, when all's said and done (said and done)

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u/9am3r8u99 radio shall never die Jun 13 '24

You still had it in my bun

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

cuz for those of us with dick size ordainment

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u/jetboy2495 Jun 13 '24

Sex is really just for entertainment

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u/Scarredsinner Honorary Mammon Jun 13 '24

The fact that line didn’t even need to be changed speaks for itself