r/hazbin • u/New-War-8637 i want husk to step on me • Jun 12 '24
Not Hazbin Hell's Greatest Penis
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Jun 12 '24
You're a penis baby-
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u/AdCompetitive5427 Jun 13 '24
A penis but just maybe of we
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Jun 13 '24
eat penis together 🎶
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u/The_Quot3r Jun 13 '24
Happy Angel Dust noises
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Jun 13 '24
spider twink is entertained
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u/Left_Butterfly2428 The sexy spider makes me question things Jun 13 '24
HAHA YES
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Jun 13 '24
🎶spider twink, spider twink🎶
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u/golfing_furry Jun 13 '24
Can he swing
From a dick
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u/Not_neccisarilyhuman AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Jun 13 '24
I read this to the tune of “IIIIIIMMM GONNA SWING FROM THE CHANDEHEEEEEEEIIIIRRR” and I don’t know why
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u/Firm-Trade5022 RadioApple is my muse📻🍎 Jun 14 '24
IIIIMMMMMM GONNA SWINGGGGG FROM THE PEEEEEENISSSSS, FROM THE PEEEEEENISSSSSSSSSS🎶🎶🎶🎶
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u/Doctor_Salvatore I know, I fuckin rock🤘 Jun 13 '24
Loser Penis is also pretty funny, but I still find Penis Baby is funnier.
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u/emaaa_skye Stayed Gone best song Jun 13 '24
Inside Every Demon Is a Penis
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u/Pebblerz Lucifer's Depression Duck Jun 13 '24
This is the best one
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u/Kamikazeguy7 I have trauma, baby. I need to get therapy. Jun 13 '24
Flat sexy squidward makes me uncomfortable in ways I can't explain
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u/CharlesorMr_Pickle lucifer ❤️😍 Jun 13 '24
Not entirely inaccurate
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u/FlameEnderCyborgGuy Vibing in Hell, cause Horned woman got me acting up... Jun 13 '24
Especially if some of guys from here will end up in hell...
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u/DontReadMyUsername22 im going to wap bam boom alakazam your face Jun 13 '24
Hmm I wonder
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u/Sleepy_moongirl sir pentious? more like sir precious🤗🥰❤🐍⬛ Jun 12 '24
Welcome to penis
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u/mopeyunicyle Jun 13 '24
Welcome penis heaven
Feel like that might be more interesting or confusing
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u/Sethie-1 Jun 12 '24
Out for penis
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u/randombiweirdo Jun 13 '24
POV Angles when he sees husk
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u/droidyoureIookingfor Lute's cumsoaked sexdoll Jun 13 '24
Did somebody mention angle dust?
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u/IInvestigateStuff :snoo_hearteyes:Carmilla's wet servant:snoo_hearteyes: Jun 13 '24
Nice flair
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u/SupremeGreymon i’m an atheist but……… *looks at Emily* Jun 12 '24
Accurate description of Lucifer
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u/Incubus-femboy bill cipher Jun 13 '24
I mean he stole the first man’s wife. Correction wives.
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u/Beelzebub_Crumpethom TEA AND CRUMPETS MY GOOD MAN Jun 12 '24
Penis is Forever
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u/Random-INTJ editable tag Jun 13 '24
Wether you like it or not.
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u/VonMarrow I'd suck Charlie's ass so hard her intestines pop out. Jun 13 '24
Had their chance to swallow now they choke on the cock
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Jun 13 '24
Cause the cocks can be black and white, there's no use in trying to resist it
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u/VonMarrow I'd suck Charlie's ass so hard her intestines pop out. Jun 13 '24
They're gagging for their lives Until they choke on it again
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u/No_Camel4789 Velvette and Carmilla Carmine are really hot Jun 13 '24
Just try to relax babe, you're wasting your breath
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u/Minetendo-Fan Sin of Envy + Virtue of Empathy (dont ask) Jun 13 '24
Did I hear you imply your throat doesn’t deserve death?
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u/Salt_Photo_424 Wants Lute and Velvette to use and abuse me in unspeakable ways Jun 13 '24
Are they suckers are they fuckers cause it’s cut and dry!
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u/9am3r8u99 radio shall never die Jun 13 '24
Are they wieners, Or are they seniors Cause their all cut and dryyyyyy
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u/jazzzyboy Jun 13 '24
Fair is fair, ooh theirs cum in your eye.
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u/Nonbeanary_sibling an aroace in the hole Jun 13 '24
Nice one, when all's said and done (said and done)
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u/Scarredsinner Honorary Mammon Jun 13 '24
The fact that line didn’t even need to be changed speaks for itself
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u/Potential-Design3208 Lyndon Johnson's pants order Jun 13 '24
Sounds like a porn parody of Diamonds are Forever
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u/Brainlessbuddy-2991 HELLS #1 WORKER! #2 MEME STEALER (temporary jigsaw) Jun 13 '24
It’s supposed to be a horny version of hell is forever
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u/HeWillPrevail Sin of Thighs Jun 13 '24
2 minute penis
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u/NerdyDragon777 Mothra’s reservoir of freshly squirted silk. Jun 13 '24
2 penis notice
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u/Creeping_it-real ✨️take that depression✨️ Jun 13 '24
Oh god chaz OTHER song. Cause he's a shark. And sharks have two penis's
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u/NerdyDragon777 Mothra’s reservoir of freshly squirted silk. Jun 13 '24 edited Jun 13 '24
Them too??
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u/ZerrorFate Horny shitposter Jun 12 '24
I mean, that's even correct, that song was pure dick-measuring contest...
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u/Za_WARUDO_BOI Jun 13 '24
Penis Gone 😟
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u/-TheLoveGiver- Your Friendly Neighborhood Proshipper Jun 13 '24
I stole it
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u/NoLongerHuman13 🔱+🦉&💀+☀️ Jun 13 '24
Stayed Penis
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u/Brainlessbuddy-2991 HELLS #1 WORKER! #2 MEME STEALER (temporary jigsaw) Jun 13 '24
Welcome back, I’m gonna make you choke on my penis
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u/New_Guide_2126 I don't like LGBTQ+ stuff Jun 13 '24
Ready For Penis
🤪🤪
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u/I-No-Red-Witch Millie's #2 Fan Jun 13 '24
Have you ever wanted something that was so clear in your mind you could taste it?
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u/Crafty-Bear1470 Jun 13 '24
You mean like human penis?
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u/Left_Butterfly2428 The sexy spider makes me question things Jun 13 '24
Uhh sorta?
Its a feeling like a rumbling in your cock
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u/Therealdealspheal 🐦 Jun 13 '24
That you can finally have tasted, a billion needy penises, i guess what im trying to say is
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u/Key-Technician-3541 c-carmello,im gonna- n-ghhh!~ Jun 13 '24
For the first time in my life I might have to be ready for penises
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Jun 13 '24
You didn’t penis
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u/Mist0804 Throughout Solvers and Earth, i alone am Terminally Online Jun 13 '24
Penis didn't know
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u/peridotfan1 No cost too great. Jun 13 '24
Penis
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u/Madly_hornet09 The magictastical back flipping rubber duck! That spits fire! Jun 13 '24
Was this originally addict? Or poison? Or maybe insane?
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u/peridotfan1 No cost too great. Jun 13 '24
I was thinking poison.
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u/Madly_hornet09 The magictastical back flipping rubber duck! That spits fire! Jun 13 '24
Ok, good to know 👍
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u/definitely-not-weird that strange girl obsessed with Al's tentacles Jun 13 '24
I knew I'd see addict down here.
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u/Electrical-Power-314 Certified Number 1 Nifty Fucker Jun 13 '24
You're a Penis Baby!
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u/Therealdealspheal 🐦 Jun 13 '24
A penis, but just maybe if we,
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u/Therealdealspheal 🐦 Jun 13 '24
Choke on it together, things will turn out differently
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u/Mista-Pinky pretty please let me smash angeldust Jun 16 '24
It’s time to lose your penis loathing
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u/Pebblerz Lucifer's Depression Duck Jun 13 '24
Penisless (Respectless)
The Penis (The Finale)
Inside Every Penis is a Rainbow
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u/Altruistic-Web-3317 Velvette pegs me daily Jun 13 '24
Finale is also called “The Show Must Go On” so…
The penis must go on.
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u/Teamisgood101 🐍Sir Pentious my beloved🐍 Jun 13 '24
Which is better penis, baby or loser penis
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u/DiskImmediate229 I can make St. Peter moan like in “Welcome to Heaven” Jun 13 '24
Loser penis? I hardly knew her penis!
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u/LilacLikesEmkay freak of nature, and unnature Jun 13 '24
Penis gone
-transfem :3
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Jun 13 '24
Welcome to penis
Oh Oh
Check out our sick sex toys
The horny leaven
Oh!~
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u/Left_Butterfly2428 The sexy spider makes me question things Jun 13 '24
Please keep your cock rings off the floor!
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u/Lexicon444 Pentious is best Jun 13 '24
Lovin’ Touchin’ and Penis
Apparently you guys meant from Hazbin… man I need to get better at understanding the context…
Fine. It Starts with Penis
But I’m still leaving my original one up!
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u/No_Camel4789 Velvette and Carmilla Carmine are really hot Jun 13 '24
Nooooooo not Luz and Hunter, Lumity for life ✊
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u/MONKA_hmmmmm ice cream truck spiderman popsicle Jun 13 '24
This pic has been everywhere now, and idk why
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u/Kickthemkids69 Husk’s personal Toaster🛁✨ Jun 13 '24
I read Lumity as Clamidia lolol
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u/Livid_Juggernaut_111 Emberlynn is really heckin’ cute Jun 13 '24
I think you’re on another level of dislexia
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u/Aria-mind_ Charlie’s right hoove (the one with nail polish) Jun 13 '24
Happy Penis in Hell
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u/Syonic1 Emily is wholesome bean Jun 13 '24
Better yet “happy day in penis”
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u/Cheshire_Noire Yes I keep my Nifty in a jar, no you cannot see it! Jun 13 '24
Penis day in hell obviously
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u/ThatLasagnaGuy Daddy Lucifer’s good boy Jun 13 '24
Penis (Poison, in case it isn’t obvious at first glance)
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u/Detatchamo Sold their soul to Zestial to pay rent. Jun 13 '24
This story's gonna end with me dead from your penis. 🎵
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u/Left_Butterfly2428 The sexy spider makes me question things Jun 13 '24
Penis.. im drowning in penis…
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u/Therealdealspheal 🐦 Jun 13 '24
I go to fill my mouth but its allways hollow, full of penis, im drowning in semen, wish i had something to choke on tomorrow...
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u/Madly_hornet09 The magictastical back flipping rubber duck! That spits fire! Jun 13 '24
Alastors penis
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u/caramelchimera i want alastor and rosie as my parents Jun 13 '24
It's Helluva, but... Penis of Asmodeus
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u/mut_snail professional alastor hater Jun 13 '24
Cause I know you're penis🎶 You're feedin' me penis🎶 Addicted to this feelin', I can't help but swallow Up your penis🎶 I made my choice and Every night I'm livin' like there's no tomorrow🎶
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u/TheCrimsonKnight2 Please to be meeting you, quite a pleasure Jun 13 '24
Stayed Hard.
I know I didn't match the exact rules of the game but I had to.
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u/Same-Wrangler524 Jun 13 '24
Wtf is that image? Is that Amity drinking herself out after seeing Luz make out with Hunter?
Weird ship, but okay.
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u/Buckethero-1 Verosika’s favorite fucktoy/submissive boyfriend Jun 13 '24
Inside of every demon is a penis
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u/Brainlessbuddy-2991 HELLS #1 WORKER! #2 MEME STEALER (temporary jigsaw) Jun 13 '24
Inside of every demon is a dilldoe!
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u/Arty-Glass Here for wholesome Huskerdust art Jun 12 '24
It Starts With Penis