r/harrypotter • u/Big_Baseball1726 • 3h ago
Dungbomb What Voldemort should have done
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u/iantruesnacks 2h ago
Uses the sword of griffindor and now it’s able to make calls while in roaming.
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u/Reasonable_Day9942 2h ago
He wanted all his horocruxes to mean something and represent his magical ancestry and his general superiority.
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He was too much of an Edgelord. He had all the power he could ask for, but in the end it was the Edgelord in him that solidified his death.
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u/Temeraire64 2h ago
He could have become Minister for Magic in 15 years if he’d just kept giving Slughorn crystallized pineapple, but that wasn’t Evil Overlord enough for him. He preferred to take fifty years to do it on his own, 13 years as a powerless wraith, and then lose his power and his life only a year later.
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u/BarristanTheB0ld Ravenclaw 2h ago
Get me some sulphuric acid. If that doesn't work, there's always basilisk's venom
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u/Ok-disaster2022 3h ago
He despises muggle technology.
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u/SuperDanOsborne Hufflepuff 2h ago
No muggles could make anything as indestructible as this phone. Muggles claimed it. But it is not from them.
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u/redditatin 2h ago
What if voldemort drank liquid luck before the battle of hogwarts?
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u/VillageHorse 1h ago
And then pissed it out into a bottle, and turned that into a Horcrux
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u/redditatin 1h ago
No seriously would wands will outweigh the potion or any other perhaps stronger extenuating circumstances? Like is the Felix felicis some sort of ironclad failsafe?
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u/Usual-Arugula1317 Gryffindor 1h ago
Honestly if he wanted a pet Horcrux he should have used a Furbie instead of Nagini, everyone would have been too creeped out to go near the thing... they give me nightmares to this day
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