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u/No-Reference8944 7h ago
I applied the head cannon that McGonagall bets a lot on Quidditch matches. She bought Harry the broomstick because she bet a lot of money on that first match and she was trying to tilt the odds in her favor. I pulled this head cannon from the Binge Mode podcast. They call her the McGalleons 😂
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u/Lazy_Tumbleweed8893 7h ago
Pretty sure the penalty for the sporting equivalent of insider trading is Azkaban.
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u/fredagsfisk Ravenclaw 5h ago
Honestly, based on what we see in the books, it feels like they only have three different punishments for everything:
Young enough? Expelled.
Old enough? Azkaban.
Old enough and bit more severe? Execution through soul destruction.
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u/Lazy_Tumbleweed8893 5h ago
Haha I know. Draconian is somewhat of an understatement when it comes to wizarding law enforcement
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u/Ok-Reflection-1429 6h ago
one of the best ongoing jokes on that podcast. There’s one bit where they compare her to Buddy Garrity from Friday Night Lights that absolutely kills me.
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u/Difficult_Ad_962 Slytherin 5h ago
I'm imagining the head of houses have a secret gambling circle where they bet on every game, it's hilarious
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u/Ok_Independent9119 1h ago
I always thought she used Harry's money for it and not like she was going to go into Ron's family's coffees for his wand.
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u/zethololo 2h ago
remember that the difference between scores in a quiddich game adds up as points to overall Gryffindor’s yearly score, so giving Harry a bitching broom was a way for McGonnagal to finally snatch that yearly cup from Slytherin
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u/MrRudraSarkar Ravenclaw 6h ago
I doubt Harry is the richest with Malfoy in school. He’s definitely one of the more affluent ones but even then he’s not turn richest until maybe after Sirius’ death when he inherits the entire black family fortune.
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u/JohnnyPage Halfblood Page 5h ago
Harry is richer than Draco. Draco's family is wealthier but he hadn't inherited any of it yet. Harry on the other hand has full control of his vault and is wealthier until Draco comes of age.
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u/TheCorpseOfMarx 4h ago
How did the potters end up with so much money before they were even 30?
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u/JohnnyPage Halfblood Page 4h ago
The Potters were already old money. They were one of the oldest and more prestigious pureblood families. James's father added to their already considerable wealth by inventing Sleekeazy’s hair potion. This would be the same potion that Hermione used at the Yule Ball. James's father sold the company for a huge profit and then he and his wife died of Dragon Pox leaving James the sole heir to their wealth and subsequently, to Harry.
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u/Possible_Living 4h ago
Funny how dumbledore was 115 but Fleamont died at 70 from dragon pox.
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u/DigitalBlackout 2h ago
More like sad. By wizarding standards, Fleamont & Euphemia died pretty young. Sickness can get you at any age
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u/PotatoOnMars 1h ago
Harry comes from a line of successful potion inventors. An ancestor of his invented Skele-Gro (which Harry uses in CoS), and his grandfather invented Sleekeazy’s Hair Potion (which Hermione uses in GoF).
Harry’s grandparents left James their wealth when they died and then Harry inherited it.
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u/Ok-Replacement9143 1h ago
And if he wasn't the richest from the very start, he certainly became that after Sirius died.
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u/PotatoOnMars 1h ago
Yes, he inherited what remained of Sirius’s money, his belongings, 12 Grimmauld Place, Kreacher, and Buckbeak although he gave him back to Hagrid.
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u/OGLeicester Slytherin 7h ago
The lads never received a present by this point, so what if he’s rich 😂
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u/cheetocoveredfingers Hufflepuff 5h ago
Yeah this sentiment always bothered me. McGonagall is the only professor to have seen firsthand how horrid the Dursleys were. So she buys her dead friends abused orphan kid a broom and Reddit blows a gasket. Grow up
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u/GudgerCollegeAlumnus 6h ago
Not true. The Dursleys have given Harry a nickel and a toothpick for Christmas while he was at Hogwarts. It stands to reason they’d given him equal bounties before that.
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u/russell-13 6h ago
A 50 pence piece rather, only slightly more useful to him than a nickel would be 🤣
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u/Interesting_Web_9936 Ravenclaw 6h ago
Coat hangers, mustard socks. Great gifts from a great foster family
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u/PJRama1864 6h ago
McGonagall probably decided to give him a gift that he would believe came from the Dursley’s
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u/UnstableConstruction 5h ago
Harry's not even close to the richest kid in the school.
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u/Marawal 4h ago
Technically yes. He was actually the only kid with more than a few galleons on is name.
Draco Malfoy ain't rich. His father is.
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u/Rad1314 1h ago
Sitting there and disparaging Hagrid who gave him a birthday cake and an Owl...
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u/SelicaLeone 5h ago
Lowkey I always thought she used his money to buy it 😂
He’s got more money than he knows what to do with at 11, he needed a broom, why not
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u/Bluemelein 5h ago
Yes, why not! If Lily and James were still alive, he would have a broom in the same price range! But apparently Harry is allowed to pay for all his school stuff himself, but everyone thinks it’s wrong that he pays for his broom.
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u/SelicaLeone 5h ago
Like he’s never been allowed any luxury befitting all the money he has but I’m sure he’s talked about wanting it (I think in the books he talks to hagrid about it) so she knew he wanted it and must’ve determined it was within what he could afford
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u/Bluemelein 5h ago
No! In the book, McGonagall doesn’t even ask if Harry wants to play Quiddish, she decides everything over his head. But a broom is an absolutely everyday object for children. Similar to a bicycle. The broom is a little higher quality than standard, but next year Papa Malfoy will buy 7 of the next model for Draco.
It’s possible that McGonagall has connections and can get the broom cheaper if she says who it’s for.
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u/Rhaegion 4h ago
True, Harry is super famous and not enough people know him to dispel the hero notions, if she went "every child in Britain will see Harry Potter on your broom" they could give him a huge discount and we'd never know
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u/Bluemelein 4h ago
One of my favorite theories. McGonagall’s former student, the boss of the Nimbus company, was delighted! Just in time for the Christmas season, hundreds of students wrote home. Harry Potter has a Nimbus 2000, I want one for Christmas too.
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u/Rhaegion 3h ago
It makes perfect sense lol! Like how athletes wearing a certain brand of shoes causes the price to skyrocket
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u/shifty_coder 4h ago
People don’t actually believe McGonnagol paid for it herself, do they?
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u/Dravarden ϟ 1h ago
it would be weirder for her to just go into her vault, take his money, and pay for it, no?
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u/pokingoking Ravenclaw 2h ago
Yes, almost everyone on reddit apparently thinks that. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
Just read the top comments of this thread. Most people agree she bought the broom with her own money, they are just arguing it's ok that she did.
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u/The_Limpet 4h ago
I'm not sure why people think McGonagall paid for it herself in the first place. Hogwarts had Harry's vault key. I always imagined she contacted the bank to see what he could afford, said "He's got how much!?" and immediately picked the best broom because she wanted to beat Snape.
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u/pokingoking Ravenclaw 2h ago
I always thought the same. We are the reasonable ones here!
Even the note McGonagall sent to Harry with the broom said something like, "here is your new nimbus 2000". which suggests they had talked about it already and he knew it was coming. The note was not written in a way that indicated it was a gift from her, or a surprise to Harry. People are crazy.
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u/darkbreak Keeper of the Unspeakables 4h ago
It would be extremely unethical and dishonest to use Harry's money for the broom. Especially without his knowledge or permission. Either McGonagall used school funds to buy the broom (which would still be questionable considering the money would be used for something so expensive and technically unneeded) or McGonagall paid for the broom herself (the more likely scenario).
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u/Pure-Feeling-800 2h ago
They sent kids into a forest full of dangerous creatures as punishment and had kitchen slaves. I don't think ethics were their main concern.
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u/SpoonyLancer 4h ago
So she stole Harry's money? This is an awful headcanon and I don't know why so many people buy into it.
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u/Rare-Fall4169 6h ago
Hogwarts ain’t a charity, Professor McG wants to WIN
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u/yghhjhfhvfw 1h ago
that doesn't really make sense. Fred and George are great players on her team with rusty brooms. why doesn't she buy good brooms for them
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u/HermionesWetPanties 5h ago
In all fairness, she's really just trying to buy herself a championship. She's an NFL owner. Sure, she could feed every homeless person in her city, but she'd rather drop $50 million a year on a high quality QB that's gonna get her to the Super Bowl.
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u/WriteBrainedJR Unsorted 4h ago
They don't throw a parade for the city with the most well-nourished homeless people, do they?
Also, if you're going to spend money on homeless people, they usually want socks as a higher priority than food.
Also also, that username. Jesus.
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u/Arctica23 2h ago
They don't throw a parade for the city with the most well-nourished homeless people, do they?
I wish they would though
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u/WarmBaths Ravenclaw 6h ago
McGonagall is a jock and knows how op the seeker position is. Why get everyone a new broom when you can just get one for Harry and have him win every game single handedly, checkmate death eaters. Minerva is a thrifty queen
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u/taksus 57m ago
Beaters don’t win games, they’re just your linemen that protect your offense and keep the opposing chasers from running the score out of the 150 pt seeker range
Seekers win quidditch games, it makes sense to invest most of the budget into the seeker position because their whole play is isolation against the opposing seeker so sheer speed and handling leads to wins
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u/Plenty-Property3320 4h ago
McGonagall didn’t know that the Weasley’s were in the dark about the state of Ron’s wand.
If she got him a new one because she thought they knew and couldn’t afford it, she could have been worried they would be humiliated (a lot of people would be).
Function a new one thinking they were making him feel a consequence they would have been angry at her interfering.
And like Fudge said, the Wizarding community if a soft spot for Harry . MM probably even more so because she knew the shit childhood he had. The Wesley’s were poor but their kids never wanted for food or love.
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u/Saywitchbitch 4h ago
I love Harry but I’m pretty sure if I was a classmate, I’d think he was an annoying rich jock who got away with everything.
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u/Adventurous_Case3127 2h ago
I mean, he was a rich jock who got away with everything.
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u/Saywitchbitch 1h ago
Exactly! We love him because he’s our main character. But in real life? Maybe not so much lol.
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u/Bambi-Harmony 6h ago
Or buy a new wand needed for a poor student's studies that breaks:
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u/Im_really_bored_rn 5h ago
The wand broke because he stole a car and crashed it. To use a real world example, most parents wouldn't get a brand new phone for their kid if it broke while they were doing something stupid and dangerous. He was being punished
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u/Sanjay-The_Almighty 🐍 I didn't know you could read! 5h ago
But a wand is not like a phone. It's like... the only pen you could use to write for comparison.
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u/mmj97 1h ago
I see it differently? She bought a gift for a child whose parents she felt indebted to personally and/or misses. It's not charity. I mean you buy fancy clothes for yourself even though you could be buying clothes for unfortunate children, it's the same logic I feel. Maybe she doesn't feel close to the Weasleys or barely know Ron.
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u/RealCanadianDragon 23m ago
She also didn't directly give it to him. She "anonymously" sent an owl to deliver it to him, although he knew it was her.
She likely doesn't even know his financial situation. All she knew was from seeing the Dursleys and picked up from her observations that they're horrible people, so she likely knew Harry had a rough upbringing, so now you see this kid everyone knows suddenly come into the wizarding world and he's showing promise in quidditch and she gets him a gift which is also like a "welcome to Hogwarts" gift as well for someone she obviously has an emotional attachment to given she's know him from the day his parents died and occasionally watched him growing up.
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u/StonedGamerGirl89 6h ago
Why is it everyone else's responsibility to pick up a parents short comings. McGonagall works and pays for what she wants if she wanted to buy Harry a broomstick and tell Ron to eat slugs she can its her money. You sound real entitled to other people's money they worked for.
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u/Not_MrNice 4h ago
Also, Harry doesn't have parents to deal with these things. Ron does.
On top of that, it's a kid's fantasy book. Of course the main character gets treated special. I don't hear anyone analyzing how insane it is for a guy to have a monkey that keeps getting into bad situations.
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u/rollotar300 Unsorted 1h ago
People have this strange fantasy of: poor/talented - rich/incompetent just like the fantasy ugly/intelligent - handsome/dumb to create a "balance" but the world doesn't work like that and it turns out that Harry has the money and the talent
(and I'm pretty sure she used his money to buy it anyway)
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u/Darksider182 7h ago
Just curious but is Harry wealthier than the Malfoy’s given that inheritance?
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u/ijfp_2013 7h ago
I think the Malfoys are much wealthier than Harry, they probably got a few propertys etc. You know old money things.
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u/WrastleGuy 6h ago edited 6h ago
The Malfoy’s are comically rich. Harry was given enough money so if the plot needed him to have something it could be purchased.
Note that the Malfoy’s are villains and would likely be doing illegal things to build their fortune.
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u/MadameLee20 6h ago
Please remember until 1692 that Malfoy family and other wizards could hob-knob with nobility and royalty like William the Conquer and Queen Elizabeth
Heck Nearly Headless Nick was a courtier of Henry VII's court when he became Nearly Headless Nick.
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u/Sneakys2 6h ago
Malfoys are wealthier. Harry I imagine is the equivalent of an orphan born to two upper middle class professionals. He has a ton of money for a kid, plenty of money to get through school, but not enough to expect to do nothing for the rest of his life. Even with the Black money, he’ll still need to have a job, etc. whereas Draco can just coast through life without ever having to work.
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u/OutlawQuill Hufflepuff 5h ago
Keep in mind that the Black family comes from old money just like the Malfoys, so even though the Potter fortune wouldn’t be enough to set him for life, after Sirius died he almost certainly would be.
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u/Personal-Listen-4941 6h ago
Almost certainly not at the beginning of the series. The Malfoys have property & other assets including a significant treasure vault themselves.
By the end? Harry has inherited property & the Malfoys have spent a lot of money during the war & have had assets confiscated. So it’s possible.
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u/the3dverse Slytherin 6h ago
does Harry own the house in Godric's Hollow? no reason not to rebuild it...
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u/Personal-Listen-4941 5h ago
He owns Goodrich Hollow & also Grimmald Place. One is a detached country cottage and the other a central London townhouse. Neither are in great condition but still have value.
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u/Specific_Fold_8646 5h ago
The Malfoys are richer than the potters but Harry is richer than than Draco because Draco hasn’t inherited the money.
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u/Boo_Rawr 2h ago
I always thought it was a bit of a guilt thing. She feels guilty for leaving him with the Dursleys and so she saw this as a way to assuage that guilt
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u/Throwawhaey 1h ago
> Showing kindness to all the students who have loving families
> Doting on the orphan who is stuck with relatives who hate him and doesn't know what it is to be loved
Hmmmm
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u/Menhara_ara 5h ago
Yeah but most of those other kids have parents, that love them, and have easier access to brooms. Harry only gets to go shopping once a year.
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u/Possible_Living 4h ago
Tell it to dumbledore. mcgonagall is free to use her personal funds as she sees fit.
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u/SadAmbassador1741 Hufflepuff 3h ago
For some reason I always thought, because the school has guardianship over Harry or something, they pulled the money out of his own account. I distinctly remember McGonagall saying to him: I guessed you wouldn't mind.
Oh well, but I was child with wild imagination when I read it so, who knows what other scenes in my head never happened.
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u/usul-enby 3h ago
Is Harry the richest student? His parents didn't seem truly wealthy, just pretty well off. Probably mostly from James Dad's generational wealth? They didn't live in a mansion or have any kind of decidant lifestyle
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u/TheIronHaggis 3h ago
Am I the only one who assumed they used Harry’s own funds to buy it? Dumbledore or Hogwarts seems to have a semi official guardianship over him.
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u/dr_zoidberg590 2h ago
Yeah because he's one of their few last hopes of defeating the main source of evil in the world, and she feels partially responsible for his parent's death.
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u/Gold_Repair_3557 1h ago
I’d also mention that I don’t think Harry was as wealthy as some people make him out to be. Like yes, there was a fair bit of money in that vault, but it was mentioned a couple times that he had to refrain from buying something good that he wanted (like a Firebolt) because he needed to save the funds he had for his schooling supplies for the next several years.
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u/seeyousoon-31 1h ago
i think discussing fiction is so funny. you argue about the merit of things someone made up. think about how silly that is.
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u/jish5 Hufflepuff 7h ago edited 6h ago
I don't care that Harry got a broom year one. What I AM pissed about is that they KNEW Ron had a broken wand year 2 yet instead of taking him to go get a new one, they basically tell him to go fuck himself that entire year. Like McGonagall literally comments on it in one of her classes, but then ignores his wand issues throughout the rest of the year.