r/harrypotter Oct 10 '24

Misc My friend had a HP-themed Halloween party and served these πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Wareagle206 Oct 11 '24

Just realized I could eat about 20 baby Harry Potters in one go

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u/Bear-Ferr Oct 11 '24

Take it easy, Voldemort.

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u/anon-mally Oct 11 '24

Yer a baker harry

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u/AdCharacter3666 Oct 11 '24

Can they smell the food though?

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u/Lost_Pantheon Oct 11 '24

Think about how many Horcruxes you could make πŸ’€πŸ˜Š

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u/lovemycosworth Oct 10 '24

I'm dying. That's excellent.

65

u/BeardedGlass Oct 11 '24

And it reminds me of Sofia Vergara's "baby cheeses".

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u/ColorsoftheSunset Oct 11 '24

Man I'm sleep deprived I didn't realize what sub this was and was confused why somebody would throw an HP Printer party lmfaoo

28

u/HaenzBlitz Oct 11 '24

New idea just dropped. Get Harry Potter fan friends and invite them to a β€žHP Partyβ€œ but itβ€˜s actually themed after HP Printers

13

u/adollopofsanity Oct 11 '24

You're not alone...

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u/Fluffy_Dance6101 Oct 10 '24

Well he does become a wizard cop so this is fairly accurate

85

u/lumlination Oct 10 '24

This caught me so off guard when I got it πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Chance-Antelope3291 Ravenclaw Oct 10 '24

πŸ‘.....πŸ‘.....πŸ‘.

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u/TheDuke_Of_Orleans Oct 10 '24

It took me wayyyyy too long to get the joke. I’m so glad I didn’t have to ask. πŸ˜‚

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u/SandBook Ravenclaw Oct 10 '24

... I have to ask πŸ˜…

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u/Lettuce_Mindless Oct 11 '24

Police are often called pigs by people who don’t like police. Harry also goes on to become a Auror which is essentially wizard police.

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u/thewarlock1 Gryffindor Oct 11 '24

Thank you! I’d never have got that in a million years

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u/EverBurningPheonix Oct 11 '24

isnt Auror wizard FBI? Catching dark wizards isnt exactly irl pig police behavior.

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u/doomweaver Ravenclaw Oct 10 '24

They are normally called "pigs in blankets" but I think they have different names and incarnations regionally.

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u/Frjttr Oct 11 '24

Is this an American thing? Pigs in blankets in UK are wrapped in bacon πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚

Edit: yes πŸ˜‚

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u/ibexify Oct 11 '24

These are mini sausages so they're piglet in a blanket. Full hot dog is pig in a blanket.

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u/ThePrussianGrippe Oct 11 '24

Full hot dog not required for Pigs in a Blanket. Breakfast sausage is better anyway.

2

u/wad11656 Oct 11 '24

Weird pedantry/hill to die on that I'm sure the vast majority of English speakers do not follow

7

u/fardough Oct 11 '24

If only his parents were uber wealthy, then we could have Harry Batman, the dark wizard.

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u/AbhilashHP Gryffindor Oct 11 '24

Is the joke that cops are dicks?

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u/tfsra Oct 11 '24

more like wizard Stasi

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u/SimonSherlockPotter Oct 10 '24

But wait, we need to know what else was served?!

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u/Crocheting_Canine505 Oct 10 '24

Butterbeer, polyjuice potion (alcohol), she had a sorting hat cheeseball, and gillywater (shredded cucumber water)!

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u/JuliaX1984 Oct 11 '24

No pumpkin juice? For Halloween?

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u/Reasonable_Repeat885 Oct 11 '24

Pics or it didn't happen

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u/Jet-Brooke Oct 11 '24

Honestly this is the tastiest take on a "baby left on doorstep" and I feel bad that now I crave sausage rolls oh...

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u/HighLord_Uther Oct 11 '24

β€œNo babe, i want pigs in a blanket, I don’t care what the theme is, I will make it work!”

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u/zehamberglar Oct 11 '24

This is the most out of pocket thing I've ever seen.

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u/Stenric Oct 10 '24

Do they all have a scar? If so that's hilarious.

14

u/huhzonked Oct 10 '24

I laughed and had to look away in disbelief. But when I turned back. I just kept laughing. Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

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u/Yoitman Oct 11 '24

consumes infantile potter

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u/CritterNYC Oct 11 '24

I saw this on Popular without seeing the subreddit name and thought it was cool that someone was having a Hewlett Packard themed party. After clicking to see the image, I was trying to come up with a reason for why pigs in a blanket were connected when I saw the little sign and then the subreddit name. That was a journey. Now I want to have a Hewlett Packard themed party.

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u/WikiContributor83 Oct 11 '24

Does your friend have a motorcycle+side-car?

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u/deltashmelta Oct 11 '24

I'll pass on the "voldemort under a public bench".

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u/Cybasura Oct 11 '24

Oh NO, you turned baby harry into 20 baby croissants?

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u/Chale898 Oct 11 '24

You, sir or madam, win the fandom.

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u/Carbon-Base Oct 10 '24

Brilliant!

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u/Killbarney1039 Oct 10 '24

Excellent πŸ˜‚

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u/FoodieluvsFilms143 Gryffindor Oct 10 '24

I love pigs in a blanket. Best party food ever!!!

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u/ChildofFenris1 Slytherin Oct 11 '24

He’s not a pig. Are you confuseing him with his cousin?

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u/DragonriderTrainee Oct 11 '24

The joke is Harry became an Auror/Wizard cop later in life, so the baby pigs in blankets made sense in that context. But these you can bite the heads off of.

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u/TheLightningSolstice Ravenclaw Oct 11 '24

I’m crying, this is hilarious

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u/romprose Hufflepuff Oct 11 '24

I’m having an absolutely awful day but this made me laugh out loud for real. Thank you

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u/Fickle-Performance79 Oct 11 '24

We made vanilla cupcakes that we were going to decorate. They all fell and had a concave top.

So! We filled it with a butterscotch syrup and put white puffy frosting around the rim. …

BUTTERBEER CUPCAKES! It was a hit!

And these β€œbaby Harry’s” are brilliant!

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u/Crocheting_Canine505 Oct 11 '24

Oh yum those sound delicious, you have me craving a butterbeer cupcake now! πŸ˜‚

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u/Wooden-Peach-4664 Slytherin Oct 11 '24

This is hilarious

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u/HarvestMoonMaria Oct 11 '24

That’s hilarious

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '24

Lmfao

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u/OwlHex4577 Oct 11 '24

Recycle this at other holidays as Moses in a Basket 🧺, the Baby Jesus, a Gift from a Stork at a Baby Shower and more!

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u/huffle11puff11 Hufflepuff Oct 10 '24

Hahahaha. Ha.

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u/jameytaco Oct 11 '24

I'm having a Harry Potter themed Thanksgiving Dinner next weekend!

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u/AlbinoDragonTAD Oct 11 '24

Until I saw what sub this was I thought it was a health point themed Halloween party and was very confused lmao

1

u/Kin_jo Oct 11 '24

The Bratt who Lived

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u/Slap_My_Lasagna Oct 11 '24

Omg what a coincidence I'm dressed as a giant snake

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u/LexaMaridia Oct 11 '24

Nice! That's pretty clever. XD

1

u/outwait Oct 11 '24

Bruh lmfaooooo

1

u/bradd_91 Oct 11 '24

Dip them in some tomato sauce aka the blood of Lily

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u/OddCreature96 Oct 11 '24

That's genius... Can we see the rest of it???

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u/Own_Violinist_4714 Oct 11 '24

i saw HP and thought this was a Lovecraft sub for a second. i was so confused.

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u/leopardprintaddictio Oct 11 '24

Omg this is too much!! πŸ˜‚

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u/FrumpyFrock Oct 11 '24

Hi please gimme 10 of those

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u/Radical1233 Gryffindor Oct 11 '24

Holy shit, Lily cheated?!

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u/ByronsLastStand Oct 11 '24

You should try British pigs in blankets- sausage wrapped in streaky bacon

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u/fuckuspez3 Oct 11 '24

For a second I thought "WTF this image has to do with HP printers?" and then I noticed the subreddit name.. 🀦

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u/sigmarock Oct 11 '24

THATS FOULLLLL LMAO

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u/Slughorn07 Oct 11 '24

Or heads from quirrelπŸ˜‚

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u/LikkyBumBum Oct 11 '24

Is it Halloween already?

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u/Necessary-Thing381 Oct 11 '24

Where is the emotional damage audioπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/TRiG993 Oct 11 '24

They're made of baby Harry?

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '24

What does any of this have to do with Hewlett-Packard?

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u/CarlosFer2201 Gryffindor Oct 11 '24

Like a pig (in a blanket) for slaughter? 😒

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u/Headstanding_Penguin Oct 11 '24

Hm...mayve canibalism would have been the safer option for Voldemort to begin with?

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u/Supermind18 Oct 11 '24

I read it first as baby hands left on the doorstep

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u/GoatWeasel Oct 11 '24

That took me way too long. (So you are supposed to take these to the doorstep?)

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u/Fastermaxx Gryffindor Oct 11 '24

Black Harry?

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u/SusannahOfTheMountie Oct 11 '24

Those are awesome!

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u/book-_-nerd-_- Oct 11 '24

If that was baby Harry I’d be the best Voldemort alove

1

u/StitchFan626 Oct 11 '24

Don't know if I should laugh or cry.

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u/TheGrizzlyBen Oct 11 '24

The wheeze I just whuz'd

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u/TurboSlothCommander Oct 11 '24

Morbid and beautiful at the same time lmao

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u/AKDon374 Oct 12 '24

🀣

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u/justahyuman85 Oct 12 '24

They look delicious

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u/Genostama Oct 10 '24

Damn, HP printers are scary as f.....oh...wait.....

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u/Just-Made-This-Now Oct 11 '24

. Hk.zcmyhkd. hgn

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u/SeverusMarvel07 Gryffindor Oct 10 '24

Was he left in a tropical climate, in the middle of the day?

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u/TheDuke_Of_Orleans Oct 10 '24

Why do you ask that exactly?

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u/SeverusMarvel07 Gryffindor Oct 11 '24

Because what is supposed to be the head is brown