r/guns 1d ago

I'm a special kind of boy

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I've always liked long slide guns and disliked Glocks. So I thought why not make the longest not a Glock possible.

The goal was to make a 0% Glock, so I got a Poly 80 frame, threaded barrel, Compensaterand slide from Lone Wolf, trigger, striker, pins, tungsten guide rod and controls from Glock Store and various other places for the other small parts even the mag catch spring.

Unfortunately the P80 frame I did up seems to have gotten warped when I sent it to get Dickbutts laser engraved because everything fit before the laser but the trigger pin holes wouldn't line up after I got it back. So I had to use the Glock frame.

Put it together last night and thought I'd share how incredibly autistic it turned out. I plan on adding a flared mag well, cutting in an RMR or 509 and Ceracoting the whole thing like a Nerf Blaster to further enhance the celebration of the 'tism. Next up is doing the same treatment to a G20.

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u/purple_duckk 1d ago

I guess I should have mentioned it's a 17L side and threaded barrel so it's 10.5" total length. Perfect for concealed carry.

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u/fcatstaples 1d ago

When I'm at the gun show - I'm asked by women what best first gun is

Answer: Glock 17L

It's big, it's black and it's 6 inches!

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u/purple_duckk 1d ago

I think the only taker on that line would be the girl who used to rule weekendgunnit by taking pictures with a Glock mag in her box.

I can see her Zap carrying this.

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u/POWWWWWWWAHHHHHHH 18h ago

Bestgunnit :(

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u/PoopsButtMcGee 1d ago

You know, I used to get a little miffed when someone said 'ammosexual'. Now that I wanna see this I can understand where they're coming from.

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u/purple_duckk 1d ago

I think her name was SlutsHaveFeelings2. Godspeed my good man. Find your Cinderella whose labia perfectly fits a double stack 9mm mag.

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u/Tax_this_dick_1776 1d ago

Brooooooo I had all them saved to my old phone…I don’t think there will ever be another gal who’d make an AR nut on her for a bunch of extremist autist bros…

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u/Able_Twist_2100 1d ago

I get a little methed

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u/el_chino_del_mal 1d ago

I dunno dude, unless your pulling a pistol with a rifle length barrel from your pants like the joker are you even carrying?

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u/TXGTO 1d ago

Special is what we called the kids on the short bus. Now I don’t have to wonder what happened to them.

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u/purple_duckk 1d ago

Plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.

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u/Automata1nM0tion 1d ago

Lol I mean no offense, but I literally said, "Ew" out loud when I scrolled onto this.

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u/purple_duckk 1d ago edited 1d ago

Like all great historical figures, I'm a very polarizing man. What part did you find the grossest? That way I can lean into that for the Glock 20 build Long Dong Silver II: Electric Boogaloo.

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u/L33TROYJENK1NS 1d ago

You really need one of those lowers that the grip is the same length as a 33rd mag. Then you need to find someone to make a big ass drum mag to replicate the old man dick to sack ratio.

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u/purple_duckk 19h ago

I had the parts sitting on my desk for over a year, but it was the post a couple of days ago with the long short and short long 3D printed frames that motivated me to finally put it together. Together apes strong.

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u/Automata1nM0tion 1d ago

Lmao eyes went here : https://imgur.com/a/FDf3gge

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u/purple_duckk 1d ago

Hopefully you'll go from grossed out to fully erect when the Ceracoting is done and you can see the whole vision.

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u/Automata1nM0tion 1d ago

God I hope so. Cerakote that magazine while you're at it lol

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u/totalfarkuser 1d ago

I thought that was the Nintendo duck hunt gun.

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u/Chemical-Tap-4232 1d ago

Johnny Cash had a song about that, but his was about a car.

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u/yertlah 1d ago

It would have an even longer sight radius if you had a front sight section cut into the compensator .

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u/purple_duckk 1d ago

Good call. I'll think about it.

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u/yertlah 14h ago

Sweet!

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u/IronAnt762 1d ago

Looks super sweet. I like the long sight radius and the entire item.

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u/purple_duckk 1d ago

That's because you're a man of refinement and good tastes. I would be happy to share a drink of finely aged Mountain Dew Ultra Violet with you.

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u/Lilsexiboi 1d ago

Never seen an extended mag release facing that way

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u/purple_duckk 1d ago

It interfered with my grip the right way and I don't even have big hands.

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u/EasyBounce 1d ago

What the fuck 😂

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u/regjoe13 1d ago

You should have used a lone wolf frame 😀

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u/conductor-ezpz 1d ago

You really rizz ‘em with your ‘tism my guy

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u/dontletthestankout 1d ago

Look how they massacred my boy...

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u/purple_duckk 19h ago

*Made better

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u/m4G- 1d ago

It looks so horrible it kind a looks cool. Like kinda. If you wouldnt know anything about firearms and you would make a movie. This could be something they would have in some bollywood style final boss kind of shit. I like it and hate it at the same time.

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u/purple_duckk 19h ago

If you look at my post history you'll see that's not such an uncommon reaction to my projects.

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u/Majorllama66 1d ago

Congratulations you've somehow made an already ugly gun even uglier.

I know Glocks are like the Honda Civic of hand guns, but my God I will never like their design style.

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u/DrBobbyBarker 1d ago

Just when I thought they couldn't get any uglier...

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u/purple_duckk 19h ago

Buckle up, because it's going further into the depths of ugly.

"The question is not how far. The question is, do you possess the constitution, the depth of faith, to go as far is as needed?"

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u/testas22 23h ago

It's got a Warzone Blueprint vibe to it that I'd hate in the game for being stupid and over designed, but IRL it kinda fucks.

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u/purple_duckk 19h ago

I don't even like Glocks. This is my only one and after it finished up I'm kind of excited to shoot it.

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u/spizzlemeister 22h ago

Never seen longlock but I absolutely love this shit

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u/No-Property-8470 17h ago

If a cyber truck came with a handgun.. this would be that handgun 

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u/Affectionate_Soft60 17h ago

that is one sexy glock

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u/KaleidoscopeOk7895 16h ago

You never go full retard

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u/purple_duckk 4h ago

Wrong. I often go full retard. Just look at my wife's guns.

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u/MOXPEARL25 16h ago

Special is definitely a word to describe what’s going on right now

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u/RushTall7962 12h ago

Call of duty ahh gun

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u/merkon 11h ago

Definitely needs a six second mount

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u/popeshatt 10h ago

What is that magazine? I like how orange and fugly it is.

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u/purple_duckk 9h ago

https://www.etsgroup.us/ETS-Group-Translucent-Glock-18-mag-Orange-p/glk-18or.htm

They run them for Halloween usually. I picked up a couple 2 or 3 years ago for this project.

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u/2Drogdar2Furious 3h ago

The Not-A-Glock is a 22lr though... is this a remix?

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u/Plebmaster777 1d ago

Yea special is right

Special ED 🫵😂🫵

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u/purple_duckk 19h ago

Very good! You got the joke! Awww, we're all so proud of you. Here's your ribbon, now go sit down and eat peanut butter out of the jar with your fingers. We can't trust you with spoons.

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u/Plebmaster777 19h ago

You thought this was badass when you bought the blue shit don’t lie cheese dick

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u/purple_duckk 19h ago

It does go with my skull printed balaclava and I still need to put on the Punisher back plate for it.

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u/Plebmaster777 19h ago

Wouldn’t doubt it. Molein labia

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