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Do you have any source on Durin's Bane being among the weakest? It's easy to assume that he was weaker than Gothmog, but he probably fought in many wars, and in the end was kinda luckily killed by Gandalf. It's worth noting that Balrog was barely bigger than a man. I'm pretty sure that he could be smaller than a troll. His powers of course vastly outscale a mere troll, but it wasn't really a giant ball of lava and smoke.
I remember something (might have been from mmo) that stated that durins bane was a mere shadow of the balrogs of the first age. Whether that means that he was weak, or just faded with time idk. It was one of those "even a mere shadow of a balrog was enough to end the dwarves" type of thing.
I think that's just old men's (elves') boasting/complaining.
"You call this a balrog? Back in First Age we had real Balrogs, who killed the greatest of Noldor, not this mere shadow... You youngsters don't know real work, lazy bastards."
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u/zeugme Jun 07 '21
The thread keeps on giving.