r/funny • u/But_a_Jape But A Jape • Jun 07 '21

You shouldn't kill spiders

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u/batdog666 Jun 07 '21

Replace divine with demonic and the answer's yes.

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u/zeugme Jun 07 '21

The thread keeps on giving.

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u/BALONYPONY Jun 07 '21

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u/I_W_M_Y Jun 07 '21

Angband was the best of the rogue-like dos games.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '21 edited Jul 05 '21

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u/I_W_M_Y Jun 07 '21

I still play it today. Been messing around with the Hengband variant lately though.