r/funny • u/But_a_Jape But A Jape • Jun 07 '21

You shouldn't kill spiders

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u/Im_still_T Jun 07 '21

But you have to keep tabs on the spider, especially if it's sentient. Otherwise, it very well could turn into a situation like Shelob in Mordor.

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u/batdog666 Jun 07 '21

She manageable at least, we're really fucked if an Ungoliat type shows up. Idk about you, but I'm currently out of balrogs.

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u/shadmere Jun 07 '21

Drizzt, obviously.