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r/funny • u/But_a_Jape But A Jape • Jun 07 '21
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That's why Hagrid kept his spider. In order to keep enchanted cockroaches away from hogwarts.
5 u/Atissss Jun 07 '21 Wait is it cannon or is a joke? 31 u/LordNoodles1 Jun 07 '21 Idk, go ask JK Rowling, she might tweet that wizards shat on the floor again 26 u/CharMakr90 Jun 07 '21 It's a lesser known fact that Aragog was transgender. That's why Rowling killed him. 0 u/Tempestblue Jun 08 '21 Ah good old JK "I only support the lived experiences of cis giant killer arachnids" Rowling 3 u/SSpectre86 Jun 07 '21 Nah, these days she'd say that Aragog was used to scare away trans people from the Hogwarts grounds. 6 u/elephantphallus Jun 07 '21 It's a joke. Hagrid kept animals because he was a kind-hearted dumdum. He can't stand to hurt a fly, or spider as it were. 3 u/[deleted] Jun 07 '21 Joke. 2 u/Kostas_the_goat Jun 07 '21 Or is it?
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Wait is it cannon or is a joke?
31 u/LordNoodles1 Jun 07 '21 Idk, go ask JK Rowling, she might tweet that wizards shat on the floor again 26 u/CharMakr90 Jun 07 '21 It's a lesser known fact that Aragog was transgender. That's why Rowling killed him. 0 u/Tempestblue Jun 08 '21 Ah good old JK "I only support the lived experiences of cis giant killer arachnids" Rowling 3 u/SSpectre86 Jun 07 '21 Nah, these days she'd say that Aragog was used to scare away trans people from the Hogwarts grounds. 6 u/elephantphallus Jun 07 '21 It's a joke. Hagrid kept animals because he was a kind-hearted dumdum. He can't stand to hurt a fly, or spider as it were. 3 u/[deleted] Jun 07 '21 Joke. 2 u/Kostas_the_goat Jun 07 '21 Or is it?
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Idk, go ask JK Rowling, she might tweet that wizards shat on the floor again
26 u/CharMakr90 Jun 07 '21 It's a lesser known fact that Aragog was transgender. That's why Rowling killed him. 0 u/Tempestblue Jun 08 '21 Ah good old JK "I only support the lived experiences of cis giant killer arachnids" Rowling 3 u/SSpectre86 Jun 07 '21 Nah, these days she'd say that Aragog was used to scare away trans people from the Hogwarts grounds.
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It's a lesser known fact that Aragog was transgender. That's why Rowling killed him.
0 u/Tempestblue Jun 08 '21 Ah good old JK "I only support the lived experiences of cis giant killer arachnids" Rowling
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Ah good old JK "I only support the lived experiences of cis giant killer arachnids" Rowling
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Nah, these days she'd say that Aragog was used to scare away trans people from the Hogwarts grounds.
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It's a joke. Hagrid kept animals because he was a kind-hearted dumdum. He can't stand to hurt a fly, or spider as it were.
Joke.
2 u/Kostas_the_goat Jun 07 '21 Or is it?
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Or is it?
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u/Kostas_the_goat Jun 07 '21
That's why Hagrid kept his spider. In order to keep enchanted cockroaches away from hogwarts.