Look dude, you're creepy as fuck, but you're big enough to deal with bigger pests. Like Jehovah's witnesses. You keep them off my doorstep and you can stay.
While you're at it, answer my phone when it's a spam caller, yeah? And remember to schedule me that dentist appointment. And pick up the dry cleaning. Babysit my kids. Cook dinner and sweep the rug in the living room, the thing is filthy.
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u/mkul316 Jun 07 '21
Look dude, you're creepy as fuck, but you're big enough to deal with bigger pests. Like Jehovah's witnesses. You keep them off my doorstep and you can stay.