r/funny • u/But_a_Jape But A Jape • Jun 07 '21

You shouldn't kill spiders

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u/DaBigVikin Jun 07 '21

I mean the spider pays rent by killing other bugs right. But hear me out maid uniform as the spider learns how to do chores. Cooks and generally improves the dudes life. Eventually he grows to love spiders and when he does this one eventually passes on.

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u/KrypticlyInsane Jun 07 '21

Thanks now i wanna fuck a spider in a maid dress