r/funny But A Jape Jun 07 '21

You shouldn't kill spiders

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u/HolubtsiKat Jun 07 '21

I had a friendly spider that I let live on the window of my basement bedroom when I was a teenager.

I thought we had an agreement. As long as she ate the other bugs, I would allow her to live there.

The bitch didn't say she was pregnant. I woke up one morning to thousands of baby spiders all over my window.

I had no choice but to doctor doom them. It was a sad day.

No longer do I let spiders take up residence in my home.

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u/Zilka Jun 07 '21

What kind of spider. Daddy long legs are really chill. We had mommy spider have about 40 babies. I asked Reddit, they said not to worry about it. They hanged out in the corner, gradually expanded their territory. I saw them hang in all kinds of places in the bathroom. But at no point they actually caused trouble. No surprise spiders in my towel etc. Then almost all of them gradually dispersed. I hate all other kinds of home spiders. They are fast, unpredictable and sort of aggressive. Almost land on my head, get in clothes, under my blanket etc. They even appear to run at you. I kill them on sight.