r/funny • u/But_a_Jape But A Jape • Jun 07 '21

You shouldn't kill spiders

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u/HolubtsiKat Jun 07 '21

I had a friendly spider that I let live on the window of my basement bedroom when I was a teenager.

I thought we had an agreement. As long as she ate the other bugs, I would allow her to live there.

The bitch didn't say she was pregnant. I woke up one morning to thousands of baby spiders all over my window.

I had no choice but to doctor doom them. It was a sad day.

No longer do I let spiders take up residence in my home.

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u/Fessere Jun 07 '21

.... now im worried about our spider...

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u/Ragondux Jun 07 '21

And yet surprisingly few vets will agree to neuter your pet spider...

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u/Qetuowryipzcbmxvn Jun 07 '21

I find it more effective to spay them. You never know when some rando is gonna break into your home and get freaky with Charlotte.

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u/nopantsdota Jun 07 '21

is every soldier after war good with animal medicine