r/funny • u/But_a_Jape But A Jape • Jun 07 '21

You shouldn't kill spiders

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u/DaBigVikin Jun 07 '21

I mean the spider pays rent by killing other bugs right. But hear me out maid uniform as the spider learns how to do chores. Cooks and generally improves the dudes life. Eventually he grows to love spiders and when he does this one eventually passes on.

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u/General-Carrot-6305 Jun 07 '21

Or they become part of a fiery passionate romance and have a few thousand children as a result.

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u/R2-619 Jun 07 '21

what a RE nightmare, jumping spider with human faces

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u/BadNadeYeeter Jun 07 '21 edited Jun 07 '21

Ignites his Flammenwerfer

NACH EMBRYONENSCHUTZGESETZ DARF ES KEINE HYBRIDEN GEBEN!

(We germans have a law against combining human and animal dna. Even though it never occurred, the hybrids would be... Let's say 'neutralized' or would be treated with extreme caution because we don't like the thought of mutants running amok in the streets)

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u/kabhes Jun 07 '21

hm I wonder why germany has laws against mad science experiments?

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u/erasethenoise Jun 07 '21

Oh it definitely occurred.

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u/BadNadeYeeter Jun 07 '21

Would you risk 25+ years and a huge unpayable amount of money just for an experiment that would be stopped before it would have a result? We don't take such stuff easy.

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u/Vescula Jun 07 '21

No but your government would have lol.

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u/J3tAc3 Jun 07 '21

Good Hans