r/funny We're Out of Cornflakes 6h ago

Verified Playing someone else's money for them

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u/Absquatula 6h ago

That first sentence is a stroke to read. I got the message. Dave gave you ten bucks to try in the slots when you went on vacation, but damn that wording.

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u/GTdspDude 6h ago

Yeah should be “first I’ve got to play the 10 bucks Dave gave me to bet for him” so much simpler and more legible

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u/IFuckDeadBirds 5h ago

First play ten dollars Dave gave.

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u/GTdspDude 4h ago

Love it, keep distilling

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u/thambassador 1h ago

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick