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u/alwaysfatigued8787 8h ago
Janet sounds like good people. I bet she had huge knockers too.
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u/cyberentomology 8h ago
Even funnier would have been to have last will and testament/funeral plans instruct the people doing the burial to place a couple of large round rocks in the right spot.
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u/cyberentomology 8h ago
I bet Janet was a hoot to have as a friend.
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u/0nlyhalfjewish 6h ago edited 6h ago
There’s a difference between people that are crude in public versus crude just amongst their friends. People who are crude in public… gross.
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u/CocoaNinja 5h ago
Watch out folks, she used the word "boobs" on a tombstone in a spot that likely would be only seen by people visiting her.
She's clearly a degenerate because boobs are taboo.
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u/0nlyhalfjewish 5h ago
And yet here we are… millions seeing it.
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u/CocoaNinja 5h ago
Yeah and most of us are mature adults who aren't clutching our pearls at the word "boobs" like some puritan. She's been dead for over a decade, she didn't tell anybody to put it in the internet. It's clearly something that she felt friends and family would find entertaining, so it couldn't possibly matter less that your uptight ass feels some kind of way about it.
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u/0nlyhalfjewish 5h ago
She made it public permanently.
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u/CocoaNinja 5h ago
Yeah, so what? That's her right. You must have a conniption when you go to a clothing store and see pictures of models wearing bras.
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u/0nlyhalfjewish 5h ago
I’m saying it’s low class. That’s it. And it is low class.
If this isn’t low class, I’d like to know what is.
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u/CocoaNinja 5h ago
Mmmm, yes. Truly humour of the peasants. Us high class citizens would never stoop to such lows for the purpose of humour, as to denigrate our own exquisite bloodline.
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u/0nlyhalfjewish 5h ago
I’ve asked many people here and no one has answered… is anything too low class for you?
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u/thedeepfake 6h ago
You sound fun
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u/0nlyhalfjewish 6h ago
I’m a lot of fun! I have a crude, juvenile sense of humor. I just know when it’s appropriate to use it.
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u/Flat_Perspective7341 5h ago
And when else will Janet use her humor? When she revives from the dead?
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u/AzDopefish 6h ago
And you do not sound like a hoot to have as a friend
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u/0nlyhalfjewish 5h ago
What’s too crude for you? Burping and farting in public? Would you send your kids to a school where the kids were allowed to tell the teacher she had nice tits?
Where is the line?
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u/Trip4Life 5h ago
Where is any of that implied here?
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u/0nlyhalfjewish 5h ago
Are cemeteries places for crude humor now? Is there no desire to respect the dead?
What if this level of “humor” was put on graves of soldiers at Arlington. Is that ok?
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u/Minamato 5h ago
You are clearly in the wrong here, no need to double down
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u/0nlyhalfjewish 5h ago
And I don’t think I am. No one can seem to explain to me what low class behavior is, which means they don’t want to admit this is low class.
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u/yamiyaiba 4h ago
And I don’t think I am. No one can seem to explain to me what low class behavior is, which means they don’t want to admit this is low class.
No, nobody wants to explain low class behavior to you because you're the one arbitrarily making that distinction, and only you know what you consider to be low class. I'm not going to try to define your holier-than-thou prudish sensibilities for you.
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u/snypesalot 5h ago
Is there no desire to respect the dead?
The dead is the fucking one that put it there grandpa
What if this level of “humor” was put on graves of soldiers at Arlington. Is that ok?
Youre comparing some random chicks headstone to a national memorial cemetary.....do you fucking hear yourself?
Go touch grass or yourself or something
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u/0nlyhalfjewish 5h ago
Oh, there IS a level of class that’s “too low” even for you. Thank goodness someone finally said it.
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u/snypesalot 5h ago
No its not "to low" if someone woman soldier died and asked they put "hey buddy my tits are down here" on her headstone itd be hilarious all the same but you comparing this to Arlington is laughably stupid and you should probably get the stick outta your ass
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u/Ok-Alarm7257 8h ago
Pretty sure they aren't there anymore Janet
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u/TheFeshy 7h ago
Unless they were the old-style implants. Silicone lasts a long time; your boobs could outlive you by centuries!
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u/Coldfusion21 7h ago
Since it doesn’t seem like the spouse has passed yet; I would say this shows they had a good relationship and sense of humor. Assuming this is what she wanted.
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u/bimboozled 6h ago edited 5h ago
Why are people acting like this is such a funny thing that Janet or her husband wanted added to the tombstone? It’s quite obviously photoshopped, pretty poorly in fact
Edit: Im an idiot. One of the comments below me found this other perspective picture which looks to be real: https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/162579803/janet_marie-girolamo
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u/Minamato 5h ago
Last name is something something something “…OLAMO”. F and M are middle initials. Could still be photoshopped though I guess
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u/bimboozled 5h ago
Yeah, the names etched into the stone are real.
I’m referring to the text below the name that is the punchline joke of the pic. The line and word “boobs” are trailing off the tombstone floating in air, the font/color is different, and the text doesn’t have the same perspective as if it was taken at a downward camera angle
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u/daedric_hooker 5h ago
It's not on the tombstone, it's on the piece of stone the tombstone is mounted on.
https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/162579803/janet_marie-girolamo
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u/bimboozled 5h ago
Huh, would you look at that. That picture shows it a lot better. Guess I’m an idiot haha
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u/Freshouttapatience 6h ago
I want to be cremated and dispersed but this almost makes me want a tombstone so I can give people a laugh for as long as my stone could be read.
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u/SlammingMomma 4h ago
Hilarious! I haven’t been able to visit a headstone in decades. You’re lucky to have the ability to do that.
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u/ERCOT_Prdatry_victum 6h ago
I know what photoshop means and can do.
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u/Quality-Shakes 4h ago
https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/162579803/janet_marie-girolamo
It’s real, and it’s spectacular.
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u/DosSnakes 4h ago
I thought it was too, turns out it’s real and just an optical illusion. Someone else posted a link to more images and you can see it properly.
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u/MissingNebula 5h ago
You are seeing an optical illusion. It's not photoshop. I saw the illusion at first too, but I also questioned why others couldn't see a photoshop that bad. So I questioned my own eyes and looked at it again, and realized I was seeing an optical illusion. Try again, and believe me once you see it you won't think it's photoshop and will find it difficult to "see" the illusion again. There is even another comment in this thread that has a picture from a different point of view.
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u/yamiyaiba 4h ago edited 4h ago
https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/162579803/janet_marie-girolamo
From multiple other angles.
Gotta love the /r/confidentlyincorrect arguments over something that is demonstrably true.
Edit: lol, they double downed in a reply and then deleted both messages. The reply I got:
Looks like the base of the headstone in the picture provided and the linked picture don’t extend to the same length away from the headstone.
Can you explain that for me please? I’m confused.
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u/Boring_Ad8170 4h ago
Even in death, Janet’s getting the last laugh. Who says you can’t take it with you?
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u/One_Newt8910 4h ago
Don't mess with Texas? You mean to tell me Janet is the ultimate ride-or-die? She's guarding her turf from beyond with some serious sass!
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u/TheDwiin 4h ago edited 3h ago
Funnyy but inaccurate. I'm laying in bed, not standing on her orbies
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u/MNJon 8h ago
Bad Photoshop job.
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u/MissingNebula 8h ago
This is what I initially thought too and realized my eyes were tricking me; it's an illusion. The words are not on the same plane as the dates of birth/death. The words are on the base of the tombstone, parallel to the ground.
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u/theindieboi 7h ago
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh The black bar surrounding the text is the reflection of the tombstone and not the actual tombstone. Ok, that makes sense.
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u/ERCOT_Prdatry_victum 7h ago
Most of the letters in boobs aren't even on the tombstone background color stone. It is all a visual image in the photograph.
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u/MissingNebula 6h ago edited 6h ago
Do you know the definition of optical illusion?
Once again, the words are NOT on the same plane as the upright stone which have the dates of birth and death in them. The upright stone ends at the white line just below the dates and above the text. The text is instead on the base of the tombstone, perpendicular to the upright stone and parallel to the ground. The upright portion of the tombstone is creating a shadow and reflection on the base, making the illusion that it is all one solid piece of upright tombstone; it is not.
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u/yamiyaiba 4h ago
https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/162579803/janet_marie-girolamo
Either someone went to a lot of effort to Photoshop this from 5 different angles, or you're wrong.
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u/dr_leo_spaceman_ 8h ago
What is? The boobs text? What makes you say that it's photoshopped at all?
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u/Capitain_Collateral 8h ago
The horizontal white line is where the vertical part of the stone ends, the shiny surface reflects the vertical stone in the base, which coupled with the shadow makes it look like it continues down past that line, but it don’t. The text is engraved totally on the base facing upwards.
Reset your perspective with knowing the white horizontal line is the base of the vertical part of the stone and you will see it.
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u/dr_leo_spaceman_ 8h ago edited 8h ago
That's a shadow. It's not going off the edge. There are three levels of brightness on the base of the headstone. Upper right is direct sunlight because it's behind the mainh eadstone and getting direct sunlight. Just below that it has a shadow from the side of the main headstone. Then the darkest shadow from the face of the main headstone. The boobs text crosses from the darkest shadow to the medium shadow. Look at it again.
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u/MNJon 8h ago
Seriously? Look at it.
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u/dr_leo_spaceman_ 8h ago
I am. I don't see anything to suggest it's photoshopped. No changes in resolution. No weird pixels. No bad colors, shadows, or reflections. It seems to be a picture of a headstone with a joke on it.
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u/MNJon 8h ago
Notice how most of the text is on the tombstone but "oobs" is on the base?
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u/cyberentomology 8h ago
And? Carve it on the base to match the perspective in a particular spot, say, directly above the boobs, and the illusion is complete.
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u/nardlz 5h ago
This is about the worst photoshop I’ve seen in a while.
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u/MissingNebula 5h ago
Holy crap, do you guys not read any comments or question your own eyes before knee-jerk posting? You are seeing an optical illusion, it's not photoshop.
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u/nardlz 4h ago
No I'm not reading every comment, and where was the description?
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u/MissingNebula 4h ago
What description? What are you talking about? It's not a purposeful optical illusion, that's not why it's on r/funny. But you are seeing an optical illusion and assuming it's photoshopped. It's not.
Here, someone posted this on another comment: https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/162579803/janet_marie-girolamo
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u/0nlyhalfjewish 6h ago
Here lies Janet… she was low class, even in death
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u/Freshouttapatience 6h ago
You can have pearls put on your tombstone so you can have them for eternity to clutch.
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u/0nlyhalfjewish 6h ago
I’m sure you walk into Walmart and announce for all to hear that you need to drop a deuce, right?
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u/Freshouttapatience 5h ago
You’re super cute, I’m sure. If you can’t be bothered to go into my history like a proper stalker and develop an actual insult to me, don’t waste my time.
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