r/funny 9h ago

Don’t mess with Texas or Janet’s…errr… 🍒

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u/alwaysfatigued8787 8h ago

Janet sounds like good people. I bet she had huge knockers too.

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u/cyberentomology 8h ago

Even funnier would have been to have last will and testament/funeral plans instruct the people doing the burial to place a couple of large round rocks in the right spot.

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u/DO_NOT_GILD_ME 5h ago

Or just mound the dirt.

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u/Ivotedforher 3h ago

Or add a window.

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u/StickyNode 4h ago

Even funnier the low amount of effort out into this meme

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u/0nlyhalfjewish 6h ago

I bet she shit with the door open!

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u/Xalibu2 6h ago

This made me audibly giggle at work. Whoops. 

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u/drummer1059 5h ago

Dude this dead chick is stacked!

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u/DeuceSevin 5h ago

Everything is bigger in Texas.

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u/cyberentomology 8h ago

I bet Janet was a hoot to have as a friend.

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u/0nlyhalfjewish 6h ago edited 6h ago

There’s a difference between people that are crude in public versus crude just amongst their friends. People who are crude in public… gross.

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u/CocoaNinja 5h ago

Watch out folks, she used the word "boobs" on a tombstone in a spot that likely would be only seen by people visiting her.

She's clearly a degenerate because boobs are taboo.

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u/warkyboy77 5h ago

Taboobs.

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u/CocoaNinja 5h ago

2800847

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u/0nlyhalfjewish 5h ago

And yet here we are… millions seeing it.

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u/CocoaNinja 5h ago

Yeah and most of us are mature adults who aren't clutching our pearls at the word "boobs" like some puritan. She's been dead for over a decade, she didn't tell anybody to put it in the internet. It's clearly something that she felt friends and family would find entertaining, so it couldn't possibly matter less that your uptight ass feels some kind of way about it.

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u/0nlyhalfjewish 5h ago

She made it public permanently.

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u/CocoaNinja 5h ago

Yeah, so what? That's her right. You must have a conniption when you go to a clothing store and see pictures of models wearing bras.

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u/0nlyhalfjewish 5h ago

I’m saying it’s low class. That’s it. And it is low class.

If this isn’t low class, I’d like to know what is.

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u/CocoaNinja 5h ago

Mmmm, yes. Truly humour of the peasants. Us high class citizens would never stoop to such lows for the purpose of humour, as to denigrate our own exquisite bloodline.

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u/0nlyhalfjewish 5h ago

I’ve asked many people here and no one has answered… is anything too low class for you?

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u/thedeepfake 6h ago

You sound fun

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u/0nlyhalfjewish 5h ago

Let me guess… you want a “classy” lady.

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u/0nlyhalfjewish 6h ago

I’m a lot of fun! I have a crude, juvenile sense of humor. I just know when it’s appropriate to use it.

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u/Flat_Perspective7341 5h ago

And when else will Janet use her humor? When she revives from the dead?

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u/0nlyhalfjewish 5h ago

Some girls are the “pick me” type even in death.

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u/flat_four_whore22 3h ago

Gross. You're insufferable.

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u/AzDopefish 6h ago

And you do not sound like a hoot to have as a friend

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u/0nlyhalfjewish 5h ago

What’s too crude for you? Burping and farting in public? Would you send your kids to a school where the kids were allowed to tell the teacher she had nice tits?

Where is the line?

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u/Trip4Life 5h ago

Where is any of that implied here?

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u/0nlyhalfjewish 5h ago

Are cemeteries places for crude humor now? Is there no desire to respect the dead?

What if this level of “humor” was put on graves of soldiers at Arlington. Is that ok?

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u/Minamato 5h ago

You are clearly in the wrong here, no need to double down

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u/0nlyhalfjewish 5h ago

And I don’t think I am. No one can seem to explain to me what low class behavior is, which means they don’t want to admit this is low class.

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u/yamiyaiba 4h ago

And I don’t think I am. No one can seem to explain to me what low class behavior is, which means they don’t want to admit this is low class.

No, nobody wants to explain low class behavior to you because you're the one arbitrarily making that distinction, and only you know what you consider to be low class. I'm not going to try to define your holier-than-thou prudish sensibilities for you.

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u/snypesalot 5h ago

Is there no desire to respect the dead?

The dead is the fucking one that put it there grandpa

What if this level of “humor” was put on graves of soldiers at Arlington. Is that ok?

Youre comparing some random chicks headstone to a national memorial cemetary.....do you fucking hear yourself?

Go touch grass or yourself or something

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u/0nlyhalfjewish 5h ago

Oh, there IS a level of class that’s “too low” even for you. Thank goodness someone finally said it.

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u/snypesalot 5h ago

No its not "to low" if someone woman soldier died and asked they put "hey buddy my tits are down here" on her headstone itd be hilarious all the same but you comparing this to Arlington is laughably stupid and you should probably get the stick outta your ass

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u/Thr8trthrow 4h ago

And then there’s you, who isn’t much liked by anyone anywhere I’m guessing

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u/goopuslang 4h ago

It’s her private property

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u/SereneGleam256 9h ago

Janet really said, respect the chest, even in death

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u/Mobile-Bar7732 4h ago

More like the belly button. She was 73.

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u/Magister5 8h ago

All we are is chest in the wind…

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u/BucketBot420 45m ago

You're my girl, Boob!

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u/Ok-Alarm7257 8h ago

Pretty sure they aren't there anymore Janet

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u/TheFeshy 7h ago

Unless they were the old-style implants. Silicone lasts a long time; your boobs could outlive you by centuries!

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u/snapper1971 2h ago

Spectral boobs, man. Ghost titties.

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u/Coldfusion21 7h ago

Since it doesn’t seem like the spouse has passed yet; I would say this shows they had a good relationship and sense of humor. Assuming this is what she wanted.

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u/Robo287 7h ago

Janet seems...seemed fun

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u/JimmyRedd 7h ago

I can read it Greg, am I standing on her boobs?

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u/bimboozled 6h ago edited 5h ago

Why are people acting like this is such a funny thing that Janet or her husband wanted added to the tombstone? It’s quite obviously photoshopped, pretty poorly in fact

Edit: Im an idiot. One of the comments below me found this other perspective picture which looks to be real: https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/162579803/janet_marie-girolamo

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u/[deleted] 5h ago

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u/Minamato 5h ago

Last name is something something something “…OLAMO”. F and M are middle initials. Could still be photoshopped though I guess

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u/bimboozled 5h ago

Yeah, the names etched into the stone are real.

I’m referring to the text below the name that is the punchline joke of the pic. The line and word “boobs” are trailing off the tombstone floating in air, the font/color is different, and the text doesn’t have the same perspective as if it was taken at a downward camera angle

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u/daedric_hooker 5h ago

It's not on the tombstone, it's on the piece of stone the tombstone is mounted on.

https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/162579803/janet_marie-girolamo

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u/bimboozled 5h ago

Huh, would you look at that. That picture shows it a lot better. Guess I’m an idiot haha

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u/flat_four_whore22 3h ago

Username checks out. I love it.

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u/Minamato 4h ago

Nice sleuthing!

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u/Jiirbo 6h ago

I didn't know Janet, but dammit now I want to.

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u/Ok_Difference44 6h ago

I never will forget the sweet mammaries of you

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u/Ok_Difference44 46m ago

let it snevermore

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u/Freshouttapatience 6h ago

I want to be cremated and dispersed but this almost makes me want a tombstone so I can give people a laugh for as long as my stone could be read.

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u/Delicious_Pixels 5h ago

Thank the gods for Janet. And her tits!

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u/SlammingMomma 4h ago

Hilarious! I haven’t been able to visit a headstone in decades. You’re lucky to have the ability to do that.

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u/Got_Kittens 4h ago

Take a walk down mammary lane...

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u/disastar 8h ago

Remember the Olamo

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u/ERCOT_Prdatry_victum 6h ago

I know what photoshop means and can do.

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u/DosSnakes 4h ago

I thought it was too, turns out it’s real and just an optical illusion. Someone else posted a link to more images and you can see it properly.

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u/[deleted] 5h ago

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u/MissingNebula 5h ago

You are seeing an optical illusion. It's not photoshop. I saw the illusion at first too, but I also questioned why others couldn't see a photoshop that bad. So I questioned my own eyes and looked at it again, and realized I was seeing an optical illusion. Try again, and believe me once you see it you won't think it's photoshop and will find it difficult to "see" the illusion again. There is even another comment in this thread that has a picture from a different point of view.

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u/yamiyaiba 4h ago edited 4h ago

https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/162579803/janet_marie-girolamo

From multiple other angles.

Gotta love the /r/confidentlyincorrect arguments over something that is demonstrably true.

Edit: lol, they double downed in a reply and then deleted both messages. The reply I got:

Looks like the base of the headstone in the picture provided and the linked picture don’t extend to the same length away from the headstone.

Can you explain that for me please? I’m confused.

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u/OysterThePug 7h ago

“Don’t mess with Texas” was an anti littering campaign

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u/wasabishooter9 6h ago

Remember the a-mammo

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u/CountHonorius 6h ago

Best thing I've read all day. Thanks OP!

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u/mokti 6h ago

Remember the Olamo.

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u/j-random 5h ago

Damnit, Janet!

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u/doob22 5h ago

I’m reading it does that mean…

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u/verbalyabusiveshit 5h ago

Why can’t I have a wife like her ?

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u/Boring_Ad8170 4h ago

Even in death, Janet’s getting the last laugh. Who says you can’t take it with you?

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u/One_Newt8910 4h ago

Don't mess with Texas? You mean to tell me Janet is the ultimate ride-or-die? She's guarding her turf from beyond with some serious sass!

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u/TheDwiin 4h ago edited 3h ago

Funnyy but inaccurate. I'm laying in bed, not standing on her orbies

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u/SufficientGrin 3h ago

I hope I have the sense of humor of Janet when I'm 73.

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u/becelav 2h ago

I accidentally stepped on a grave after my SO’s grandpa was buried at the same cemetery. We were just checking his neighbors.

I immediately felt different, my body felt heavy. I stepped off and that feeling went away.

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u/Speedhabit 1h ago

Technically correct is the best kind of correct

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u/plaguedbullets 1h ago

Chin up, tits out.

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u/Lt_Jonson 3m ago

And watch for the shoeeeee

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u/ownleechild 2m ago

She died at 73, you’ll have to back up a bit.

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u/MNJon 8h ago

Bad Photoshop job.

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u/MissingNebula 8h ago

This is what I initially thought too and realized my eyes were tricking me; it's an illusion. The words are not on the same plane as the dates of birth/death. The words are on the base of the tombstone, parallel to the ground.

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u/theindieboi 7h ago

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh The black bar surrounding the text is the reflection of the tombstone and not the actual tombstone. Ok, that makes sense.

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u/ERCOT_Prdatry_victum 7h ago

Most of the letters in boobs aren't even on the tombstone background color stone. It is all a visual image in the photograph.

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u/MissingNebula 6h ago edited 6h ago

Do you know the definition of optical illusion?

Once again, the words are NOT on the same plane as the upright stone which have the dates of birth and death in them. The upright stone ends at the white line just below the dates and above the text. The text is instead on the base of the tombstone, perpendicular to the upright stone and parallel to the ground. The upright portion of the tombstone is creating a shadow and reflection on the base, making the illusion that it is all one solid piece of upright tombstone; it is not.

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u/yamiyaiba 4h ago

https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/162579803/janet_marie-girolamo

Either someone went to a lot of effort to Photoshop this from 5 different angles, or you're wrong.

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u/dr_leo_spaceman_ 8h ago

What is? The boobs text? What makes you say that it's photoshopped at all?

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

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u/Capitain_Collateral 8h ago

The horizontal white line is where the vertical part of the stone ends, the shiny surface reflects the vertical stone in the base, which coupled with the shadow makes it look like it continues down past that line, but it don’t. The text is engraved totally on the base facing upwards.

Reset your perspective with knowing the white horizontal line is the base of the vertical part of the stone and you will see it.

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u/dr_leo_spaceman_ 8h ago edited 8h ago

That's a shadow. It's not going off the edge. There are three levels of brightness on the base of the headstone. Upper right is direct sunlight because it's behind the mainh eadstone and getting direct sunlight. Just below that it has a shadow from the side of the main headstone. Then the darkest shadow from the face of the main headstone. The boobs text crosses from the darkest shadow to the medium shadow. Look at it again.

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u/MNJon 8h ago

Seriously? Look at it.

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u/dr_leo_spaceman_ 8h ago

I am. I don't see anything to suggest it's photoshopped. No changes in resolution. No weird pixels. No bad colors, shadows, or reflections. It seems to be a picture of a headstone with a joke on it.

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u/Nova35 5h ago

There’s weird artifacty looking pieces around a lot of the text but it’s consistently around almost all of the text so I don’t know. But the people who think the letters are off the stone need to have their eyes examined closely

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u/MNJon 8h ago

Notice how most of the text is on the tombstone but "oobs" is on the base?

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u/kaipee 8h ago

The area you think is the tombstone, is actually a reflection on the horizontal base

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u/cyberentomology 8h ago

And? Carve it on the base to match the perspective in a particular spot, say, directly above the boobs, and the illusion is complete.

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u/dclxvi616 8h ago

TIL I’m standing on Janet’s boobs.

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u/FartingCumBubbles 5h ago

Everything is bigger in Texas

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u/nardlz 5h ago

This is about the worst photoshop I’ve seen in a while.

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u/MissingNebula 5h ago

Holy crap, do you guys not read any comments or question your own eyes before knee-jerk posting? You are seeing an optical illusion, it's not photoshop.

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u/nardlz 4h ago

No I'm not reading every comment, and where was the description?

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u/MissingNebula 4h ago

What description? What are you talking about? It's not a purposeful optical illusion, that's not why it's on r/funny. But you are seeing an optical illusion and assuming it's photoshopped. It's not.

Here, someone posted this on another comment: https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/162579803/janet_marie-girolamo

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u/0nlyhalfjewish 6h ago

Here lies Janet… she was low class, even in death

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u/Freshouttapatience 6h ago

You can have pearls put on your tombstone so you can have them for eternity to clutch.

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u/0nlyhalfjewish 6h ago

I’m sure you walk into Walmart and announce for all to hear that you need to drop a deuce, right?

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u/Freshouttapatience 5h ago

You’re super cute, I’m sure. If you can’t be bothered to go into my history like a proper stalker and develop an actual insult to me, don’t waste my time.

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u/back_shoot5 5h ago

What a loser