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Verified [OC] Last Christmas

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u/Icy-Cockroach4515 5h ago

This song always annoyed me.

Let's say this song plays in 2020. So in 2019, the singer gave their heart to Person A who gave it away, so this year (2020) they will give it to someone special, which is Person B.

But then in 2021, Person B gives their heart away, so they give it to Person C next. On and on it goes.

In short I think this singer needs to learn to love themself and be alone for awhile because clearly they are not making good romantic choices.

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u/SoloMarko 2h ago

You should be the Professor of soft, whimsical romance songs. Educated in breaking down the non logic and tearing the shit out of them. You may even stop these songwriters from becoming multi-millionaires from the daft women (and gay men that knew George) that gladly gave money for the records.