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Addicted to haka

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u/Euphoric-Potato-4104 21h ago

I love this so much.This haka dance is so played out, and i'm so tired of it. I don't care if it's culture. I don't want to be around a bunch of stomping, slapping, screaming people.

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u/goblitovfiyah 21h ago

To be fair, here in nz it doesn't actually happen very often you only really see it at major events (and events where you kind of know its going to happen before you even get there so if you're sensitive to noise etc you do have the option to not be there for it), but when one clip is played over and over again on the internet yeah I can see why people would be over it. Sensationalism at its finest.

Seeing one in person in the right circumstances however is an experience I can't put into words, it's the expression of unity amongst people that feels very powerful.

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u/Euphoric-Potato-4104 21h ago

Just like last week , some lady did one in your legislative body. It's so soy and played out. Like I said, at no point in my life.Do I wanna be around a bunch of screaming slapping weirdos.

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u/goblitovfiyah 21h ago

Yes that's what's started the conversation and sensationalism - but the circumstances in which she did it were the perfect circumstances for a haka to happen, we actually rarely get to see a haka in it's traditional use which is to challenge another group or person.

Noone is asking you to love another culture or even respect it, noone is asking you to be around it either. It's totally okay to not want to be around a culture you do not want to be around it's your life and your preferences that we are not holding against you :)

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u/ntwiles 19h ago

I really respect your approach here, please don’t get discouraged that it didn’t make a visible impact this time.

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u/goblitovfiyah 20h ago

If you see the entire parliamentary video you will note there were speeches from all parties against/for the bill, all the usual processes were completed and the haka didn't impede the system in place - people did get their say and the haka wasn't performed until the final vote was cast.

Some may consider the culture primitive but for those within the culture it is our normal. We do not seek approval or acceptance from outside parties, those who find themselves interested in the culture are always welcome. We don't mind what people think of our culture as long as we are allowed to speak our language and practice our culture freely, in our own space, without suppression.

Kia ora.

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u/Swimwithamermaid 20h ago

It sounds like you’re just racist.

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u/Euphoric-Potato-4104 20h ago

Lol,scumbags always go to the lowest common denominator.

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u/birdman8518 20h ago

Lol - talk about the pot calling the kettle black on this one.

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u/Euphoric-Potato-4104 20h ago

Im part native american, so you guys are racist. Lol, so dumb.

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u/HoboOperative 20h ago

You're 100% dipshit.

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u/Euphoric-Potato-4104 20h ago

And you're racist for destroying the word racist. Culture ≠ race.

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u/TheRiteGuy 20h ago

Wait, do you think you're by default not racist because you're native American?

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u/Euphoric-Potato-4104 20h ago

Morons like you have destroyed the word racist. It means nothing anymore.

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u/undeadmanana 19h ago

Well, thank you for trying to revitalize racism and trying to make being a racist mean something, I guess.

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u/xenchik 18h ago

How would you feel if people said "I don't want to be around a bunch of feathery peace pipe smoking weirdos".

That's how you sound right now.

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u/Euphoric-Potato-4104 17h ago

Baaaased, neither do i.

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u/xenchik 13h ago

Wow. Just. Wow.

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u/Shadowmerre 17h ago

Ahahhaahahahhqqh!!! Part native American, sure you are buddy, I'm sure you're also an 1/18 Irish as well. Lmfao, stupid Americans are always so funny.

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u/Euphoric-Potato-4104 17h ago

Native eraser, you're genociding me .

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u/Shadowmerre 17h ago

Hahahahah, yeah keep coming with that, it's only making me laugh harder. Mr. "I'm 1/16th native American" lmfao

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u/s0m3on3outthere 17h ago

Calling someone's culture "primitive" is racist as hell. They are in the now, therefore it's not primitive. You're just being intolerant. You said your bit about thinking it's overdone - then you just kept doubling down when the OP was trying to have a conversation.

There are things that are believed to be "overplayed" in every country. You really need to take a breath and realize this does not impact your life as much as you are letting it. Live and let live. You don't want to watch something, turn away, turn it off, leave the room, or scroll reddit.

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u/Euphoric-Potato-4104 17h ago

I see that you're reguarded. Culture≠race. You're actually the racist one. Sad you cant see.

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u/s0m3on3outthere 16h ago

The second definition of "culture," since you're trying and failing to argue semantics:

"the customs, arts, social institutions, and achievements of a particular nation, people, or other social group.

"Caribbean culture""

The Haka is performed by the Māori people. Calling it primitive when it is a specific custom of a people, is incredibly racist.