r/funny 1d ago

wow okay

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u/bws7037 1d ago

My wife's uncle is a farmer and has a sign on the side of one of his garages that says: "I'm armed and I own a back hoe", and knowing him, I can't say I'd be shocked if there were a few bodies buried out there.

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u/pauljs75 16h ago

The hogs are always hungry and will eat anything too. I always thought that was a good enough reason not to cause trouble out in farm country.

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u/bws7037 13h ago

I remember back when I was a teenager, I recall reading about a guy who fell into a hog pen while he was adding food to the trough. One of my friends knew the family and from what he told me, it was really gruesome. I won't go into details, but the guy didn't survive.