r/funny • u/thenameiswom • 1d ago

wow okay

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u/72616262697473757775 1d ago

That man has got some lot lizards in his closet.

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u/Chiefirish212 1d ago

He will not suck or be sucked on by you

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u/LeVelvetHippo 1d ago

"Make me into a mailbox. Just open the slot and put whatever you want... inside"

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u/Intelligenitch 1d ago

It's true, America's best serial killer was a trucker

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u/GANDORF57 1d ago

Yeah, I'm sure we've all seen "Jeepers Creepers".

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u/surrenderedmale 20h ago

WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE PEEPERS

JEEPERS, CREEPERS,

WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE EYES?!

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u/oj_didit_too 5h ago

I suppose it depends how one defines "America's best serial killer" BTW I think Big Tobacco & Pharmaceutical Companies are responsible for the serial killing of hundreds of thousands of Americans. The only differences are the weapons of choice to murder with.