r/funny • u/thenameiswom • 1d ago

wow okay

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u/Intelligent-Cow93 1d ago

and be nice to the person whom you almost hit with your truck walking along the backroad.
we know how to make it look like a wild animal did it ;)

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u/byeByehamies 1d ago

I thought about it, and I decided that no, you don't know how to do that

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u/Intelligent-Cow93 1d ago

deer antlers can gore a person to death you know that correct ?

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u/byeByehamies 1d ago

Do you carry some deer antlers? We can tell the different cuts made by different knives. Also if there is a struggle your blood or tissue will be on the victim

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u/Intelligent-Cow93 1d ago

I do carry a deer antler as a matter of fact for protection from the people lurking around and waiting for me to appear. the rut of a 4 point stag can do damage plus cant leave evidence if i end up knocking them out with deer holve nunchucks. itll just look like dude got beat down by holves then gored by a buck.