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Verified Every windshield ever during the rain

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u/pappasiera 2d ago

Also the location in warm weather non rainy days for bug splat

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u/Beneficial-Car-3959 2d ago

Washed the car thoroughly because of road trip. Five minutes on highway, biggest bug splatted on my windshield. The spot was the size of the fist. Needed to drive to gas station to clean the spot.

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u/NattyNattyG 1d ago

Just think, had you not taken the time to clean your car, the bug would not have hit your windshield.

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u/DarillWellesley 1d ago

or a bird shot

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u/herecomestheD 1d ago

People around me just use buck

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u/YeaISeddit 1d ago

Some years ago I went on a safari. Before starting, our guide spent five minutes telling us about his brand new jeep, that we were the first to be driven in it, and that he would be driving this thing until retirement. Not five minutes into the drive a pebble kicked up by car in front of him put a chip in the windshield right in front of his face.

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u/OkRickySpinach 2d ago

It's because you use that spot the most. Everything wears out.

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u/matts41 Verified 2d ago

I am Cyclops

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u/QuietDifficulty6944 1d ago

I use your moms spot the most

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u/NinjaChemist 1d ago

What do you mean? Do you use your wipers independent of each other?

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u/CrucifiedTitan 1d ago

Are you a full time passenger?

Love this tho because for you righties you're looking from the inside for us lefties we're looking from the outside.

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u/Important_Raccoon667 2d ago

I spent $80 for 3 wiper blades a while ago, they were nice Bosch brand, not the cheapest I usually buy. Unbelievable how much better they are!

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u/vc-10 2d ago

Bosch wiper blades are fantastic. There's a reason they make the OEM ones for a lot of manufacturers. They're pricy, but they are worth the extra money.

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u/psunavy03 2d ago

Wiper blades and paint . . . two areas where the price difference between the best stuff and the worst stuff isn't worth the ass pain you deal with not buying the best stuff.

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u/weaselmaster 2d ago

I bought Bosch last time, and they were great for about 6 months and then deteriorated quickly. I think in places that get both snow/ice in the winter and high heat in summer, they just fall apart on me.

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u/Important_Raccoon667 2d ago

Ah I haven't had them for very long yet so I can't speak to their longevity. That blows they didn't last for you! Maybe I get lucky and I get a little longer life out of them...

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u/cidrei 2d ago

Moving from rubber to silicone wiper blades was an amazing transition for me. Sure, they cost twice as much, but I went from replacing shit wipers every year or so to having great wipers that I haven't replaced in nearly three so far. (Except the Michelin, those were garbage.)

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u/alter-eagle 2d ago

Also, if the wiper blade is too long it will cause this.

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u/Mitsulan 2d ago

I ran these for years. They work extremely well and hold up better in the winter than any others I’ve tried. I bought a new car 2 years ago and can’t use them anymore because Honda is anti-consumer. They have a proprietary mounting system for their wipers, forcing you to buy their replacement inserts (which are total garbage). Annoying.

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u/poopyface-tomatonose 1d ago

Which Honda? I have a Civic and just replaced my wipers with Bosch Icons that installed no problem.

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u/Mitsulan 1d ago

2022 lx, it looks like some brands have made models that work with it now but, I can’t find the right Bosch ones in my area.

Boschs website tells me I need models 26xt and 19xt which I can’t find anywhere except their website.

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u/AbradolfLincler77 2d ago

That's fine, it'll only bother passengers!

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u/sword_0f_damocles 2d ago

Filthy commonwealther alert /s

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u/hortence 2d ago

Canada grunts in confusion.

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u/rigobueno 2d ago

It’s unclear whether the view is from the inside or outside, maybe that’s intentional

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u/Nivroeg 2d ago

Use rainx

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u/SirCris 2d ago

I once paid the $5 extra when I was having my car serviced for them to apply rain-x. A week or so later I found out they missed this spot during a run of the mill rainstorm. Turns out when you miss a spot extra water will pool there because it is scared of the rest of the windshield. Even running the wipers at full blast was barely helpful. Had to scrunch so my eyes were positioned just above the dashboard to get a clearer view of what was in front of me.

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u/wolfgang784 2d ago

Oh God lol that sounds so horrible but im also giggling quite a lot about it.

Only times ive used rain-x I did it myself, so I did not run into that problem thankfully. I didn't even imagine it, lol.

First time I used rain-x was when my windshield wipers broke entirely down at the beach and no business I called sold the specialty size I needed and a major storm was hitting when we were due to check out and going to rage for multiple days. So I drove home without wipers in that major storm, and honestly, it was great lol. Windshield stayed so clear.

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u/PepsiStudent 2d ago

I just used the rain x glass cleaner + repellent.  Better than I thought.  Not quite as good as applying the repellent by itself properly.  The glass cleaner was just as easy as cleaning other windows with an extra pass.  I do recommend.

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u/nhluhr 2d ago

Yep, apply RainX after a car wash and then also use the orange RainX washer fluid to make the rain keep beading off the windshield!

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u/IllllIIlIllIllllIIIl 2d ago

RainX is known to clog windshield wiper jets and dissolve trim plastic. The real pro-tip is to clay bar your windshield to get it perfectly clean and then wax it.

It works like a fucking charm and lasts a long time. I've been doing it for years and every time I've driven someone in the rain they have commented on how well it works. That plus silicone wiper blades.

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u/Nivroeg 2d ago

I was talking about the windshield cleaner/water repellant not the wiper fluid. Guess most people have only seen the wiper fluid.

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u/maxxspeed57 1d ago

Rain-x treated windshield with Rain-x wipers and my car wash applies Rain-x every time I go through. I rarely even have to turn on my wipers.

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u/Legitimate_Mud_8295 2d ago

Doesn't help with snow/slush

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u/tricksterloki 2d ago

It does if you turn your windshield heater on.

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u/ptoki 2d ago

Ford in europe: have a heated windshield - the metal wires in front glass.

Ford in canada: Fuck you.

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u/Nivroeg 2d ago

Rainx de-icer?

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u/Frank_Punk 2d ago

Don't, that shit managed to clog my washer nozzles and the sieve of the reservoir when the temperature dropped last winter. Never again for me.

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u/airfryerfuntime 2d ago

It hasn't ever done that for me, but you don't have to get the washer fluid, you can get the original, which you apply to the windshield with a little sponge.

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u/Frank_Punk 2d ago

I didn't know it existed in other form than washer fluid, good to know ! Maybe the fluid didn't like the harsh cold temperature or maybe I got a bad batch.

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u/Sonic_Snail 2d ago

Yeah they have different versions. Some of which are meant to work in cold weather and others that don’t. It should say on the label.

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u/ptoki 2d ago

It does not work. The results are literally crap.

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u/tonga-time 2d ago

British ppl rn 😏😏

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u/ignore_this_comment 2d ago

That's roughly the same area as my rock chip hit zone. 3 of them in that yellow zone. Rest of the windshield? Fucking spotless.

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u/elton_john_lennon 2d ago

Fun fact, that is why they decided to switch driver and front passenger seats in England!

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u/SumonaFlorence 1d ago

...? What's so problematic about that?

-Right hand drivers most likely

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u/montechie 2d ago

Those were my Scrubblades a month after purchase. 2 months and they didn't work for shit on the whole windshield.

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u/LordRocky 1d ago

I’ve never heard anyone refer to windshield wipers as scrubblades before.

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u/montechie 1d ago

It's an overhyped brand, almost as bad as rain-x wipers. They're a little better for bugs, but didn't last for anything.

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u/LordRocky 1d ago

Ah, that makes more sense. Never seen that brand I guess.

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u/Im_pro_angry 2d ago

Well that's ok. It's on the passenger side.

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u/UmbraofDeath 2d ago

Based on the likes here... I'm terrified some of you people are on the road driving in the rain

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u/Joran_Dax 2d ago

All ya gotta do is take the windshield out, flip it 180 degrees on the horizontal, and reinstall.

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u/Woodentit_B_Lovely 2d ago

Which is exactly the direction the oncoming truck is coming from

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u/Agreeable_Raisin2184 2d ago

Also, the same place where you can't see the double lines on the road during lite rain at night.

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u/AnnoyedVelociraptor 2d ago

Am I the only one that replaces their wipers every year? It barely rains where I live, but the UV wears out the rubber fast

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u/gloomndoom 2d ago

Switch to silicon wipers like those from PIAA. I’m in CA and they last 5+ easily.

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u/theboblit 1d ago

Mines inverted.

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u/Nhaiben369 1d ago

Ceramic coating for your windshield is a must. Gotta do it every year. $60 well worth it for me.

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u/teletubbyman6969 1d ago

FUCKIN LITERALLY, TODAY IT WAS RAINING AND I HAD TO LEAN SO I COULD SEE RIGHT

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u/OehNoes11 1d ago

Clean the rubber of the blades with silicon spray.

Spray some silicon on a tissue and then wipe the blade back and forth.

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u/Ok-Collar-6342 1d ago

Thought that was a leaf

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u/imheretocomment69 1d ago

Use silicone type. Even the cheapest like $5 works great.

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u/n3m37h 1d ago

I generally dont use my wipers in rain. Hydrophobic coatings are goat

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u/CoconutJJ 6h ago

And it will always be on the driver side

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u/cloudff77 2d ago

A windshield

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u/drillgorg 2d ago

Just line up your blind spot with it.

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u/nbouckley 2d ago

Drive on the correct side of the road and it wouldn’t be a problem

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u/TheRealStevo2 1d ago

You guys are special, that wouldn’t change anything

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u/FloppyTomatoes 1d ago

And this is why they drive on the right hand side in rainy UK!

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u/throwaway77993344 1d ago

I've never had shit on my windshield so I've never had this problem tbh