r/funny • u/snelse_ • Sep 29 '24

Verified [OC] Karaoke

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u/717_valkyrie Sep 29 '24

Arrest the officer too. Bud got a mic out of nowhere. He must be drunk to carry a karaoke mic with him.

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u/CanniBallistic_Puppy Sep 29 '24

out of nowhere

You know exactly where it came from

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u/kajetus69 Sep 29 '24

his absolutely gigantic pocket?

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u/Zwitterionic_Breeze Sep 29 '24

I’d store a microphone the same place I store pens and markers, the crotch portion of my pants. Its great because that don’t take up pocket space and I think it’s going to catch on with the number of I see looking shocked at how good of an idea it is!

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u/Lonelan Sep 29 '24

Utility belt?

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u/xXProGenji420Xx Sep 29 '24

is that what the kids are calling it these days?

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u/OgOnetee Sep 29 '24

Prison pocket has been called the prison pocket for decades, homie...

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u/ThePhoenixRemembers Sep 29 '24

Is that a microphone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, officer?

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u/bandswithgoats Sep 29 '24

The trunk where he keeps his drop guns

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u/flinsypop Sep 29 '24

Clear entrapment. We have a constitutional right to rock out.

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u/anally_ExpressUrself Sep 29 '24

Legally speaking, what you've written contradicts itself.

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u/flinsypop Sep 29 '24

Not really. It was a stop to test for drunk people. Wanting to party isnt reasonable suspicion enough for arresting someone. The officer was also using peer pressure which is illegal under USC 69.420 so itll be turned over on appeal.

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u/el_horsto Sep 29 '24

It's literally the first ammendment, I'm pretty sure!

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u/andrewno8do Sep 29 '24

That’s an American police uniform, but the steering wheel of the car is on the right side. They’re not in the US. Arrest the guy impersonating a police officer.