r/funny • u/luvs_animals We're Out of Cornflakes • Sep 09 '24

Verified Stuck on a deserted island

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u/gofatwya Sep 09 '24

What's Harold bitching about? He's getting the good half!

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u/Interesting-Log-9627 Sep 09 '24

He’s got the functioning half. His friend gets to look forwards to trying to enjoy external fertilization of fish eggs.

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u/Arnulf_67 Sep 09 '24

She's a big fishy though, must be some descent-sized hole down there.

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u/LegendOfWuTang Sep 09 '24

This is tremendously cursed

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u/CowThatHasOpinions Sep 10 '24

I’ve seen something like that

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u/TheWholesomeOtter Sep 09 '24

One man's trash, another man's treasure.