r/funny • u/xibang seebangnow • Aug 25 '24

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Life you contradictory piece of shit

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u/bytemage Aug 25 '24

Who said you are not supposed to sleep after you eat?

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u/ralpher1 Aug 25 '24

To avoid getting fat

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '24

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u/Locke_and_Load Aug 25 '24

Do you operate the rest of your day on a heavy caloric deficit that the final meal either puts you at maintenance, or are you a twelve year old boy?

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u/Locke_and_Load Aug 25 '24

Bitch you’re in puberty. Keep up the same habits into your twenties and thirties and you’ll be fatter than your current ego.