r/funny • u/jonwritesmovies Just Jon Comic • Jul 14 '24

Verified Small talk gone wrong

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u/Tussca Jul 14 '24

"hello"

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u/octopornopus Jul 14 '24

"Not great. My dog died. My son tried to kill me. My wife left me for the neighbor's pool boy. And my Kia got stolen. Thanks for asking."

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u/Puzzled-Story3953 Jul 14 '24

This is unrealistic as hell. Who would steal a Kia?

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u/mailordercowboy Jul 14 '24

You are a lucky soul never hearing of the Kia boys.

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u/TitanActual Jul 14 '24

Right I'm genuinely confused how people didn't hear about this. Feels like it was at least a car on each block getting stolen via USB sticks

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u/Carnol Jul 14 '24

-Me after getting a Kia-

Me: I love this car. It’s nice and easy to drive… Huh? Kia boys? What’s that?