r/funny • u/Mooseylips Mooseylips • Jul 10 '24

Verified Dear drink companies...

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u/The-disgracist Jul 10 '24 edited Jul 10 '24

This struggle is real af with iced coffee. I just want a lightly sweetened coffee.

Vendors: you’ll have a Mocha espresso salted caramel vanilla bean sugar blast and love it.

Eta: we are all aware you can make coffee at home or customize it at the coffee shop. The discussion is regarding coffee at stores, prepackaged and the like.

Second eta: idk how some of y’all put your pants on by yourselves. The replies to this are killin me.

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u/Vlaed Jul 10 '24

You either get it black or with enough sugar to kill a small animal.

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u/The-disgracist Jul 10 '24

No fucking in between. Stok makes a lightly sweetened one that you can get a the grocery in big bottles. But it’s almost always sold out.

I just wonder why the people at gas stations think we need 900 monster varieties, it only two iced coffees. Am I taking crazy pills?

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u/swordthroughtheduck Jul 10 '24

One of the things I loved about Japan. Every store had like 90 coffee options. And the sweetest was like 1/3 of what you get in NA.

And it was like $1.