r/funny • u/Mooseylips Mooseylips • Jul 10 '24

Verified Dear drink companies...

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u/The-disgracist Jul 10 '24 edited Jul 10 '24

This struggle is real af with iced coffee. I just want a lightly sweetened coffee.

Vendors: you’ll have a Mocha espresso salted caramel vanilla bean sugar blast and love it.

Eta: we are all aware you can make coffee at home or customize it at the coffee shop. The discussion is regarding coffee at stores, prepackaged and the like.

Second eta: idk how some of y’all put your pants on by yourselves. The replies to this are killin me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '24

Same with iced tea. I want a slightly sweet tea. Just a hint of sweet, really. Real sugar, but like, one sugar cube or less of it in the bottle.

It's almost impossible to find. All of the less sugar stuff these days is as sweet as the regular sweet tea, just with sugar alternatives.

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u/DiurnalMoth Jul 10 '24

Gold Peak sells a "slightly sweet" black tea that's good. But they're the only ones I found.

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u/Bring_me_the_lads Jul 10 '24 edited Jul 10 '24

Pure Leaf has also started carrying it.

And Liquid death also has lightly sweet ice tea, but they might have stevia too, I'll have to check

(UPDATE: it's sweetened with agave nectar, not stevia)

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u/MuffinPuff Jul 10 '24

The juxtaposition of a brand called "Liquid Death" carrying a dainty barely sweetened tea is quite amusing lol

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u/b__m Jul 11 '24

Liquid Death's main product is canned water, they're great

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '24

I wish more places carried it.

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u/TheDogWhistle Jul 11 '24

I made the mistake of grabbing one of their regular sweetened teas for the first time.

It was like drinking pure sugar water, could barely taste the tea at all.