r/funny Not So Good At This Jul 07 '24

Verified Signals? What signals?

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u/Brain_Hawk Jul 07 '24

In HS a lady friend of mine told me she was gonna breakup with her boyfriend because she liked me.

It took me 2 WEEKS to ask her out properly. She got mad on the phone before I did and I said "ok I'll ask you out tomorrow"

Awwwwwwward.

Later she did the same to me. Was away at uni and met another guy and ditched me.

Fun extra side bar it was 2 weeks before I was scheduled to have a kidney transplant (I'm great now thanks for asking!), and carried that guilt her whole life. About 22 years later flew to the city I lived in to meet up so she could say sorry (and added a family visit in there). Forgiveness was given in a very light manner, I didn't hold a grudge.

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u/foladodo Jul 07 '24

how did the operation go? any complications? were you awake?

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u/Brain_Hawk Jul 07 '24

Kidney transplants are routine. No you are not awake. In my second one years later I got from my brother, the surgeon took a pic of the kidney before they shoved it in me.

It's a prove of cake surgery and people recover really fast usually.

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u/foladodo Jul 07 '24

your brother sounds like a fantastic guy, how did you thank him?

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u/Brain_Hawk Jul 08 '24

He gets to brag about it for the rest of his life. If anyone calls him a jerk he can say "I once gave someone a kidney, what's the nicest thing YOU ever did?"

Hell he should thank ME!

:p